if youllexcuse me i need to think about time and the ways in which it moves

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

i need to think about time. sometiems i think about time moving backwards, using maths, and it blows my mind every. time.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:22

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# ? May 5, 2024 08:41

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

heres a little factoid you didnt know but soon will. time is money. and if you have enough of it, you can time travel. with it, your money.

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# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:24

Miss Psychosis

[Looking at a room full of hourglasses] Obama! No! [He begins smashing the hourglasses]

# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:30

i am he

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Looking at a room full of hourglasses] Obama! No! [He begins smashing the hourglasses]

# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:42

Flying Fortress

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Looking at a room full of hourglasses] Obama! No! [He begins smashing the hourglasses]

# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:47

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Looking at a room full of hourglasses] Obama! No! [He begins smashing the hourglasses]

# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:48

ron color

hahaha

# ? Mar 8, 2015 19:06

weird: by zen death robot

when you hit the snooze button on an alarm its like time stops for you but no one else

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# ? Mar 8, 2015 19:19

cuntman.net

when your upside down its like the world is spinning the other way so its like time is going backwards

# ? Mar 8, 2015 20:56

cuntman.net

astronauts dont have any concept of time instead they have 4 dimensions of space. the 4th one is space

# ? Mar 8, 2015 20:58

Stik3: From President of the colonies to this.

you guys should go watch predestination

# ? Mar 8, 2015 22:46

City of Glompton

because of my fancy watch, my time really is worth more

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Mar 8, 2015 22:53

verily carefree

my watch is broken, i am experiencing time travel please advise

# ? Mar 8, 2015 23:15

Stormyish

Where does the extra hour during daylight savings go?
Is it stored in a warehouse?
Who determines who gets to keep the extra hour?

# ? Mar 8, 2015 23:18

verily carefree

Stormyish posted:

Where does the extra hour during daylight savings go?
Is it stored in a warehouse?
Who determines who gets to keep the extra hour?

father time?

# ? Mar 9, 2015 00:08

Hustle Hound: all is known

WetNightmare posted:

i need to think about time. sometiems i think about time moving backwards, using maths, and it blows my mind every. time.

have you ever thought about time moving sideways.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 00:10

joke_explainer

space and time are weird. you can't go backwards in time. well. you can, but only in the future. mathematically you could make something like a closed timeline curve but no one is sure if such a thing would actually be possible to traverse or get information through. at best it would get you to shortly after the object was completed, though it's probably safe to assume the energies involved remove you from causally affecting any object in the 'future' you'd be traveling back from... or maybe an event horizon keeps the information censored. time travel but you only watch and never escape.

or maybe quantum Gravity will abolish such solutions to GR lol

# ? Mar 9, 2015 02:30

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heh

time doesnt exists op, the now is all that matters

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:33

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

joke_explainer posted:

space and time are weird. you can't go backwards in time. well. you can, but only in the future. mathematically you could make something like a closed timeline curve but no one is sure if such a thing would actually be possible to traverse or get information through. at best it would get you to shortly after the object was completed, though it's probably safe to assume the energies involved remove you from causally affecting any object in the 'future' you'd be traveling back from... or maybe an event horizon keeps the information censored. time travel but you only watch and never escape.

or maybe quantum Gravity will abolish such solutions to GR lol

gdmit i love when random informative posts like this pop up outta nowhere

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so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

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# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:39

pogi

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Looking at a room full of hourglasses] Obama! No! [He begins smashing the hourglasses]

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:43

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# ? May 5, 2024 08:41

pogi

joke_explainer posted:

space and time are weird. you can't go backwards in time. well. you can, but only in the future. mathematically you could make something like a closed timeline curve but no one is sure if such a thing would actually be possible to traverse or get information through. at best it would get you to shortly after the object was completed, though it's probably safe to assume the energies involved remove you from causally affecting any object in the 'future' you'd be traveling back from... or maybe an event horizon keeps the information censored. time travel but you only watch and never escape.

or maybe quantum Gravity will abolish such solutions to GR lol

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:43

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