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Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


He's the best

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
thread delivers

Garbd
Dec 29, 2008

Steve Wozniak invented the computer

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Garbd posted:

Steve Wozniak invented segway pissing

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
i posted this last year but i pissed next to steve wozniak at a midlake concert in santa cruz

i was flustered and didn't know what to say so I said "nice watch"

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

i'm the other insufferable nerd on a segway in the bathroom in the lower-left portion of the frame

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

big rear end wozza on a segway takin a numba one

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
I'm the guy taking a picture of a guy peeing in a public bathroom.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Rahu posted:

I'm the guy taking a picture of a guy peeing in a public bathroom.

with a flash

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
everything about this is extremely funny to me. Thanks OP

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

Rahu posted:

I'm the guy taking a picture of a guy peeing in a public bathroom.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



his dicks so small he gotta stand on a segway backwards to pee

Olivil
Jul 15, 2010

Wow I'd like to be as smart as a computer
i met woz at a talk he made last month and he signed my apple iie lid :unsmith:

pram
Jun 10, 2001
what is the official wozpinion on Unix

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



my buddy started university last week and he picked a course which adjacently involves linux and he was asking what's a unix and how is it diff to a linux?

what's the best answer?

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

cheese-cube posted:

my buddy started university last week and he picked a course which adjacently involves linux and he was asking what's a unix and how is it diff to a linux?

what's the best answer?

unix is deprecated and no longer used

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:

cheese-cube posted:

my buddy started university last week and he picked a course which adjacently involves linux and he was asking what's a unix and how is it diff to a linux?

what's the best answer?

Drop that class.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Chorrax posted:

Drop that class.

this is brilliant cos he has to learn java ty

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Rahu posted:

I'm the guy taking a picture of a guy peeing in a public bathroom.

im the latino guy in the back

all like "this is pooblic bathroom! what kind of guy are you mang"

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

cheese-cube posted:

my buddy started university last week and he picked a course which adjacently involves linux and he was asking what's a unix and how is it diff to a linux?

what's the best answer?

linux is a unix, not all unixes are linux

then get spergy if you really want because that's the one sentence answer that's borderline wrong

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



hobbesmaster posted:

linux is a unix, not all unixes are linux

then get spergy if you really want because that's the one sentence answer that's borderline wrong

yeah i explained that much to him and then showed him how to boot an linux VM usinng hyperv but the NIC in the guest OS didnt work so we said gently caress it and drank ourselves into a stupor.

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
there's some commercial(idk what they're selling) where woz is doing a vo about how much he likes making computers and then it turns out woz is laying on a couch listening to a recording of himself giving the vo

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
maybe pagancow can show up and give us a 4 page explaination of how this is actually a very good ad because i have positive associations with woz laying on a couch listening to a recording of himself

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
Glad to see he's not a Stallman

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

Glad to see he's not a Stallman

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

cheese-cube posted:

yeah i explained that much to him and then showed him how to boot an linux VM usinng hyperv but the NIC in the guest OS didnt work so we said gently caress it and drank ourselves into a stupor.

lol hyperv

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007




lol urtellinme

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

Glad to see he's not a Stallman

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i posted this last year but i pissed next to steve wozniak at a midlake concert in santa cruz

i was flustered and didn't know what to say so I said "nice watch"

You have the AIDS virus.

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

I L@@KED @ this picture again and laughed and spit everywhere

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

angry_keebler posted:

there's some commercial(idk what they're selling) where woz is doing a vo about how much he likes making computers and then it turns out woz is laying on a couch listening to a recording of himself giving the vo
cadillac

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

Glad to see he's not a Stallman

Just Winging It
Jan 19, 2012

The buck stops at my ass

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

Glad to see he's not a Stallman

hard to eat you're feet scabs on a segway

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Just Winging It
Jan 19, 2012

The buck stops at my ass
getting piss all over your techtard rascal is no biggie when theres already a fat sack of poo poo on it

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