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That bad pizza counter man was DrunkDriverDad wetnightmare. He just got the job.
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i knopw those feels, because a man was weird to me once. he said "paper or plastic?" but there was no plastic, there was only paper. then he smirked. i think he was trying to get in good with me but that was NOT the way. I heard that later he committed some terrible crimes. didn't surprise me
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Mar 10, 2015 01:39
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*pizza guy, startled*
One slice pepperoni. Dough synchronization complete. Temperatures nominal at 22 celsius. Oxygen consumed and released via metabolic respiration and expiration. Open pressure valve subsection C-17. The chosen man walks through the olive garden. Ovens maintaining 343 degrees; third heating element requires replacement at cycle completion. End of line.
why two different units of heat
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Mar 10, 2015 01:42
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I work at a pizza place, like to tell little stories, say little things to spice things up. The job is boring so you have to make your own fun. Today though a guy came in, kind of weird lookin fella with a weird lookin face. Told him it was nice to see his face because it made me feel better about my face. Told a joke about his pizza being 1,000,000 dollars (bones) then sneezed on his pizza. lol
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Mar 10, 2015 01:43
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why two different units of heat
maybe it's 343K and the ovens are in "keep the pizzas toasty" mode
maybe it's a super oven that goes up to 6000K "liquefy" setting
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Mar 10, 2015 01:43
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do you guys fold your slices
I have to other wise my mustache becomes a pizzasauce wasteland
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Mar 10, 2015 01:44
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by sebmojo
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i knopw those feels, because a man was weird to me once. he said "paper or plastic?" but there was no plastic, there was only paper. then he smirked. i think he was trying to get in good with me but that was NOT the way. I heard that later he committed some terrible crimes. didn't surprise me
Good.
Edit: I thought you said he committed suicide. 
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Mar 10, 2015 01:45
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No thanks. I'm a Government man.
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and wtf is hungry howies?
A yellow pizza place known for dusted crust
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Mar 10, 2015 01:58
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A yellow pizza place known for dusted crust
I hate it when my crust is dusty, good thing this place exists
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Mar 10, 2015 02:00
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home of the "Swiffer 'Za"
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Mar 10, 2015 02:01
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i always take pizza to go because i dont feel safe at the pizza place. i cant call for delivery either because im afraid they might trace my call. i always pay someone to go in there to buy the pizza for me and it has to be a different person each time. one time someone asked me why i was going through all the trouble so i ditched the pizza and made a run for it
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Mar 10, 2015 02:10
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by sebmojo
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actually, today a pizza guy did a weird thing to me to. he handed me my pizza but as he did it he said "how you doin'" in the heaviest brooklyn accent, but this happened at the end of our transaction. it was not an appropriate time to say that. really weirded me ojut.
i am really sorry that happened to you. even yesterday i would have laughed, but not after what happened to me today. not after what the weird pizza man said to me.
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Mar 10, 2015 02:33
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wow, racist
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Mar 10, 2015 02:43
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No thanks. I'm a Government man.
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I'm shaking my dam* head (smdh) about pizza right now
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Mar 10, 2015 02:47
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it's a free country u pervs
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guilty of being a chode, the highest, most heinous of crimes
*choad
sorry
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Mar 10, 2015 02:55
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one time i had the pizza delievered and the delivery guy said "nice place you have" and i knew he was going to say "itd be a shame if something happened to it" next and i slammed the door in his face before he could say it
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Mar 10, 2015 02:57
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it's a free country u pervs
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a small misunderstanding on my part haha
in my neck of the woods "choad" means taint not dick
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Mar 10, 2015 03:06
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it's a free country u pervs
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i used to work as a teller at a credit union in california
on halloween i decided it would be prudent to tell every customer to "have a spooky day"
eventually a 19 year old hot latina teller two spots down from me told me to stop that poo poo
i feel bad now, she was right
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Mar 10, 2015 03:10
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pizza guy always offers a free drink with my pizza. got pretty awkward on several occasions.
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Mar 10, 2015 03:32
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like, offers two while already pouring them to friend and me, friend declines, I end up chugging both to prevent awkward second still-filled drink
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Mar 10, 2015 03:33
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or, girlfriend declines, I end up drinking a drink alone while everyone silently stares somewhere
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Mar 10, 2015 03:34
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it always ends with me drinking alcohol by myself
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Mar 10, 2015 03:35
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one time I'm gonna wake up naked in the middle of the street
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Mar 10, 2015 03:36
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one time I'm gonna wake up naked in the middle of the street
Just like that bird
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I say za in real life... not to pizza professionals though
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Mar 10, 2015 04:07
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mount and do: chode red
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Ernest P. Warhol
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Mar 10, 2015 04:41
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I work with someone who tries the same weird forced chummy thing with everyone he can. It's really embarrassing. I think these guys learned all their social skills from sitcoms or something so they think a constant barrage of corny jokes is how people interact.
Come to think of it my guy has the same speech mannerisms as Barney Fife and he tells the same jokes every day so he might be some sort of Nick-at-Nite rerun elemental.
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Mar 10, 2015 05:01
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can i sue for emotional distress? not sure if i can go to work tomorrow directly because of this. 
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Mar 10, 2015 05:08
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he just kept saying the weird things even though i didnt want him to. it was rape.
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Mar 10, 2015 05:09
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a small misunderstanding on my part haha
in my neck of the woods "choad" means taint not dick
thats what it used to mean when i was a kid. guys had a choad and girls had a taint.
but at some point choad meant a dong that was thicker than it was long. like being hung like a tuna can
who knows anymore, its a crazy mixed up world we live in
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Usually i like pizza places bc they have the best old arcade games but i went to play my fav cocktail table ms pacman machine and the pizza guy had reprogrammed it to say "1 million dollars "instead of "1 credit"... then it says just kidding and it says 1 credit. Needless to say i will not be going back there, i have 7 of the top 10 scores (go by " rear end" around these parts) but you can have the other 3, I'm done
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