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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

at a jamba juice

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Squeezy Farm posted:

windows guy: it's a paper an pen dumbass. btw, I can still access windows marketplace and purchase apps plus play Halo online.

whoa... people still do that?

play halo i mean

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Squeezy Farm posted:



Mac store guy looking at notepad: uh duhhh what is this?
windows guy: it's a paper an pen dumbass. btw, I can still access windows marketplace and purchase apps plus play Halo online.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Sweevo posted:

lol "now"

the last good apple software ever written was burned into eeproms

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i liked mac os x 10.3 ("panther").

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



how the gently caress is it still down lol

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
it just works

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Doc Block posted:

Don't restart your phone. If you do, you'll need to sign back into the App Store/iTunes when you try to launch an app, and since even authentication is down you won't be able to, and so you won't be able to open any of the apps on your device.


that's not true

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Blackula69 posted:

that's not true

*jumps down bottomless shaft*

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Blackula69 posted:

that's not true

wow, we'll never pull off anything as epic as 4chans waterproof iPhone prank with spoilsports like you around.

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
bottomless shaft is my stripper name

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Blackula69 posted:

that's not true

Why would you believe it's not true? Apps authenticate against the app store periodically and if your authentication cache happens to be expired you get the problem in the op when the auth servers are down. This can also happen if you leave a phone off for months.

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
the russian apple stores are just using a pencil

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
Glad to see that esteemed journalist Blackula69 checks his facts before publishing his work.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

um,

As a Millennial I posted:

the russians used a pencil!

UH

pram
Jun 10, 2001
blackula mate u gotta quit doing this (posting)

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

triple sulk posted:

"London-based social media analyst Tim Grimes tweeted: 'Based on 2014 iTunes Revenue: Apple are losing $34,246 per minute, $2,054,794 per hour the #iTunes store is down.' "

ugh i couldn't buy this song this particular second, guess ill never buy it period



but actually looking at buying patterns would require more thinking than two division problems

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

pram posted:

blackula mate u gotta quit doing this (posting)

lol

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
i left my phone off for the past 6 months and now today it doesn't work??? help me guys

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

graph posted:

dj khaled is callin the ceo of itunes to add more servers

lol

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Blackula69 posted:

i left my phone off for the past 6 months and now today it doesn't work??? help me guys

What are you even saying?

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

emoji posted:

What are you even saying?

he's a SJW. don't feed the troll dude.

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
LOL if you use SJW as a pejorative.

Let me guess, you think GamerGate is about ethics in games journalism...

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

what is going on at apple. why are the things still not working. help.

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

oh haha apparently they just started working again. thank you tim.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Elder Postsman posted:

what is going on at apple. why are the things still not working. help.

*strokes beard thoughtfully" Steve Jobs died on October 5, 2011.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

i will be on the bridge as i fly the ship into our day-star

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Smythe posted:

*strokes beard thoughtfully" Steve Jobs died on October 5, 2011.

sad :smith:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




graph posted:

dj khaled is callin the ceo of itunes to add more servers

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Doc Block posted:

LOL if you use SJW as a pejorative.

Let me guess, you think GamerGate is about ethics in games journalism...

sjw is apparently a killing word

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

The Management posted:

uh, that's not how it works. you don't hear people on airplanes complaining that they can't launch apps.

Blackula69 posted:

that's not true

Lots of people were having the exact same problem as me.

I can only assume it had to do with upgrading to iOS 8.2 right before everything went to poo poo, and then not actually trying to use the device until after everything was broken (no fresh iTunes Store/App Store token). When I noticed the App Store wasn't working, that Game Center login wasn't working (every game would ask me to sign back in to Game Center) I could still launch apps. But after I tried rebooting the phone to see if that would fix it (I wasn't aware it was a worldwide problem at the time), every time I opened an app iOS asked me to sign in with my Apple ID. If I tried it would just say it can't connect to the iTunes Store, and if I hit Cancel it would close the app.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Doc Block posted:

LOL if you use SJW as a pejorative.

Let me guess, you think GamerGate is about ethics in games journalism...

It is a pejorative. That's just the way the meaning of words evolve. A non-pejorative term to describe what you have in mind probably be would be activist or even social justice activist.

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

there was a irritating gif that id otn like looking @ here -smythe

Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Mar 11, 2015

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

emoji posted:

It is a pejorative. That's just the way the meaning of words evolve. A non-pejorative term to describe what you have in mind probably be would be activist or even social justice activist.

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

taxt me

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
lmao

Sent from my Nexus 5

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

can't

iMessage was one of the services that went offline

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW

Doc Block posted:

can't

iMessage was one of the services that went offline

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
hmmm

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i will probably be in the bathroom op

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