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post if youre getting paid basiclly 1 percenter salaries to port over excel's functionality to a "enterprise" web site
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Mar 12, 2015 14:54
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Excel is poo poo, I'm goad you're getting paid to make better processes
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Mar 12, 2015 15:00
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Spreadsheet risk is the most underappreciated risk to most companies.
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Mar 12, 2015 15:01
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Mar 12, 2015 15:15
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yard salad posted:post if youre getting paid basiclly 1 percenter salaries to port over excel's functionality to a "enterprise" web site I get paid 1 percenter salary to read your lovely posts, as well as make my own
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Mar 12, 2015 15:22
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i get paid to make the server that your bespoke enterprise websites run on. lol.
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Mar 12, 2015 15:26
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yard salad posted:post if youre getting paid basiclly 1 percenter salaries to port over excel's functionality to a "enterprise" web site
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Mar 12, 2015 15:34
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who coined the term "database skinning"
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Mar 12, 2015 15:35
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yard salad posted:post if youre getting paid basiclly 1 percenter salaries to port over excel's functionality to a "enterprise" web site 1 percenter world wide or 1 percenter first world?
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Mar 12, 2015 15:49
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definitely world wide 1 percenter, im not that good at making excel for the web
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Mar 12, 2015 16:00
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lol if someone makes a form builder / relational db document manager thats worth half a drat were all hosed
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Mar 12, 2015 16:15
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we use tons of spreadsheets but mostly just for organizing lots of text in grid format real math is done by dedicated applications (which look a lot like excel)
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Mar 12, 2015 17:55
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yard salad posted:lol if someone makes a form builder / relational db document manager thats worth half a drat were all hosed this is a literal impossibility because anyone who tries to make it would be instantly drowned in "well, we'd totally buy it but we need [INSERT STUPID CUSTOM COMPLICATED USE CASE]" so you'd basically have to re-create sap from scratch and sap already exists
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Mar 12, 2015 17:57
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Many many excel spreadsheets should be replaced by a db and lovely win forms app
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Mar 12, 2015 18:50
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Your pension is probably managed by a bunch of guys manually entering data into a xlsm on a shared network drive
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Mar 12, 2015 18:51
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ever thought about if you replace the ee with an i in spreadsheet you get spreadshit?
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Mar 12, 2015 20:10
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i think about this a lot
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Mar 12, 2015 20:11
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pointsofdata posted:Your pension is probably managed by a bunch of guys manually entering data into a xlsm on a shared network drive well that's because nobody under 50 actually has a pension
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Mar 12, 2015 20:12
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I have to wear a lanyard to get paid to excel
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Mar 12, 2015 20:16
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:I have to wear a lanyard to get paid to excel i call lanyards "the yoke of servitude", just my joke to help me get through the day
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Mar 12, 2015 22:52
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you joke [yoke?] but I see dudes with their badges out at bars at like 8pm it's pretty shameful
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Mar 12, 2015 22:54
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qirex posted:you joke [yoke?] but I see dudes with their badges out at bars at like 8pm it's pretty shameful mine goes in my pcoket or bag literally as i walk through the door.
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Mar 12, 2015 22:55
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at my current job belt-clip badges are the norm. they hang on your belt buckle and swing awkwardly as you walk, often hitting your nuts.
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Mar 12, 2015 22:56
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mine is one of the little black buttplug shaped ones so i keep it on my keyring
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Mar 12, 2015 22:58
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the cool thing about lanyards is that if you are having a bad day you can use it to hang yourself with
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Mar 12, 2015 23:26
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:the cool thing about lanyards is that if you are having a bad day you can use it to hang yourself with i wish, mine has one of those stupid safety buckles on it 
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Mar 12, 2015 23:47
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St Evan Echoes posted:mine is one of the little black buttplug shaped ones so i keep it on my keyring same
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Mar 13, 2015 00:32
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i help make software that puts your lovely .net enterprise excel replacements in the cloud op
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Mar 13, 2015 00:33
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uncurable mlady posted:i help make software that puts your lovely .net enterprise excel replacements in the cloud op Can you put excel in the cloud?
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Mar 13, 2015 00:42
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pointsofdata posted:Can you put excel in the cloud? essentially, yes
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Mar 13, 2015 00:47
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you can connect your spreadsheet to a azure hadoop instance using odbc!!!
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Mar 13, 2015 00:55
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just listen to all you smart intelligent nerds
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Mar 13, 2015 01:25
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im required to wear my id card openly when on compamny premises so of course i have it in my wallet and no one gives a poo poo also my ratbag coworker broke my lanyard
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Mar 13, 2015 01:29
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you can get another one they are very cheap bobjimbobbybob
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