I have a really ugly stupid car here it is: Lookit this old piece of crap it gets like 5 miles to the gallon. Why would anyone drive this junk bucket? IDK i got it from a bum who was tired of pissing and sleeping in it. "He said to me this place isn't even worth sleeping in or pissing in anymore." Then he threw the keys at me.  Just look at that i mean cmon what was I thinking taking a bum car?  You loving peice of garbage i hate you so much!  Lok at what a bitch it is on the road too. Everyone knows the driver of this car takes it up the butt. UGH. I hate my car. PLease think of ways to uglify or villanify my car more. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Mar 12, 2015 |
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Mar 12, 2015 19:22
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i think its cute OP
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Mar 12, 2015 19:23
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albany academy posted:i think its cute OP The car told me you're ugly and fat. ---------------- |
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Mar 12, 2015 19:24
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thanks for posting my car op. your on my list now
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Mar 12, 2015 19:24
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GoodbyeTurtles posted:thanks for posting my car op. your on my list now no this is my ugly and useless gas guzzling piece of crap. ---------------- |
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Mar 12, 2015 19:24
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its an 875cc engine it gets like 60mpg...
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Mar 12, 2015 19:25
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that car is pretty sweet op you should install yellow shag inside everywhere and put in a seltzer gun like bars have for drinking and driving in style here are some more ideas -fuzzy dice -nacho compartment replacing ashtray/cigarette lighter -sweet decals -special component of exhaust system that turns the smoke purple -tiny chrome chain steering wheel |
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Mar 12, 2015 19:26
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also the horn that goes "dunaNuhNuh dunanunha dundundundDuh" |
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Mar 12, 2015 19:27
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the imp zone car.
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Mar 12, 2015 19:27
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this car.. its mine... al borband is a fraud!!
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Mar 12, 2015 19:28
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Mar 12, 2015 19:28
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crust munch posted:that car is pretty sweet op you should install yellow shag inside everywhere and put in a seltzer gun like bars have for drinking and driving in style good ideas. ---------------- |
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Mar 12, 2015 19:28
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your car has feelings and you're hurting them. |
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Mar 12, 2015 19:29
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City of Glompton posted:your car has feelings and you're hurting them. the car said you were fat and useless earlier so don't feel bad about hrutig its feelings. THis car is a real rear end in a top hat. ---------------- |
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Mar 12, 2015 19:30
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Al Borland posted:The car told me you're ugly and fat. i feel pity for the car, it is clearly just lashing out from poor self esteem someone needs to take the car aside and tell it how special it is the car has been unloved for so long...
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Mar 12, 2015 19:30
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albany academy posted:i feel pity for the car, it is clearly just lashing out from poor self esteem It ran your grandmother over too. ---------------- |
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Mar 12, 2015 19:31
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your car needs rehabilitation not vilification. the poor lil dear. |
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Mar 12, 2015 19:37
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why is your car white in one picture and red in another? do you even know what your car looks like?
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Mar 12, 2015 19:39
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-gee thanks al-
cute anime girl fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Mar 12, 2015
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Mar 12, 2015 19:40
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if anyone cares this is my actual car irl and i have a thread about it in AI, if youre gonna shop it at least blur out the number plate. thanks
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Mar 12, 2015 19:41
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Alberland you need to trick your car out with undercar lighting and ground effects so you can go street race in Tokyo. |
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Mar 12, 2015 19:42
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GoodbyeTurtles posted:if anyone cares this is my actual car irl and i have a thread about it in AI, if youre gonna shop it at least blur out the number plate. thanks why didn't you blur out the number plate 
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Mar 12, 2015 19:43
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FluffieDuckie posted:why didn't you blur out the number plate people in AI won't be weird about it and photoshop the word friend of the family onto my car
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Mar 12, 2015 19:44
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FluffieDuckie posted:why didn't you blur out the number plate IDK why he didn't eitehr. Well w/e iits an ugly lil car UGLY tis red now cause its angryu and wants to murder old women. ---------------- |
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Mar 12, 2015 19:45
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 this thread
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Mar 12, 2015 19:45
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GoodbyeTurtles posted:
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Mar 12, 2015 19:45
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GoodbyeTurtles posted:
again its my car why do you keep claling it yours? Mine barely gets like 3 miles to the galon it spits poison into the air and it only plays weird neo nazi music. ---------------- |
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Mar 12, 2015 19:48
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Al Borland posted:again its my car why do you keep claling it yours? Mine barely gets like 3 miles to the galon it spits poison into the air and it only plays weird neo nazi music. gently caress off.
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Mar 12, 2015 19:48
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Everyones being so positive towards this care despite how stupid it is whats wrong with you all?
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Mar 12, 2015 19:49
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this is actually pretty doxxy so shut the gently caress up al
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Mar 12, 2015 19:49
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GoodbyeTurtles posted:this is actually pretty doxxy so shut the gently caress up al or anyone could go to page 1 of your thread and see it. ---------------- |
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Mar 12, 2015 19:52
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Al Borland posted:or anyone could go to page 1 of your thread and see it. in Ai, where i posted it, where people are actually mature enough not to do poo poo like this
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Mar 12, 2015 19:56
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i see what you tried to do al, but just accept that you hosed up and move on rather than trying to defend a bad decision like an idiot baby
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