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turns out the hero and the heroine are reincarnations of two ancient gods who both got amnesia at the same time and it is their destiny to unite and give birth to the ultimate god, but then in another twist the heroine is infertile (or 10 years old) and the hero is into another member of the party who isnt that strong but who has the second best limit break in the game (after the hero's obviously)
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Haha. Well for me it would be uhhh the guy's god you kill, and uhh someone is evil, the evil twin of god. Anyway, really funny premise for a thread op. Looks like we can ship it off the goldmine now.
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Mar 13, 2015 10:30
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turns out the evil lord is powered by low-effort posting, leading the player on a grand journey across land and sea to defeat wormskull, who accounts for 95% of the evil lord's power
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Mar 13, 2015 10:31
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just write the final fantasy fanfic you want to, op
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Mar 13, 2015 10:32
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Turns out it's Oh my God! As God as my witness I have... This [Evil God's twin brother Dark Rafzazael pulls off his leather mask and reveals himself as the Artist Formerly Known As Goldust] Good God! Good God! [Mankind crashes through the stained glass window of Shiverana in the slums temple and busts through the Spanish Announce Table] That's it, he's dead.
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Mar 13, 2015 10:34
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this time, all the character have... *spins globe*... arabic-ish sounding names! the final boss is a *googles "what animals are arabs scared of"... big snake!
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Mar 13, 2015 10:38
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The final boss is undefeatable except through the power of fashion.
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Mar 13, 2015 10:48
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Stoat posted:turns out the hero and the heroine are reincarnations of two ancient gods who both got amnesia at the same time and it is their destiny to unite and give birth to the ultimate god, but then in another twist the heroine is infertile (or 10 years old) and the hero is into another member of the party who isnt that strong but who has the second best limit break in the game (after the hero's obviously) This is the plot to Hancock you freaking retard.
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Mar 13, 2015 11:04
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Wormskull posted:Turns out it's Oh my God! As God as my witness I have... This [Evil God's twin brother Dark Rafzazael pulls off his leather mask and reveals himself as the Artist Formerly Known As Goldust] Good God! Good God! [Mankind crashes through the stained glass window of Shiverana in the slums temple and busts through the Spanish Announce Table] That's it, he's dead. Lmfao.
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Mar 13, 2015 11:05
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it was earth all along
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Mar 13, 2015 11:07
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Wormskull posted:Turns out it's Oh my God! As God as my witness I have... This [Evil God's twin brother Dark Rafzazael pulls off his leather mask and reveals himself as the Artist Formerly Known As Goldust] Good God! Good God! [Mankind crashes through the stained glass window of Shiverana in the slums temple and busts through the Spanish Announce Table] That's it, he's dead.
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Mar 13, 2015 11:40
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heres a twist for you *twists body around 180 degrees and walks out of thread*
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Mar 13, 2015 12:02
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Wormskull posted:Turns out it's Oh my God! As God as my witness I have... This [Evil God's twin brother Dark Rafzazael pulls off his leather mask and reveals himself as the Artist Formerly Known As Goldust] Good God! Good God! [Mankind crashes through the stained glass window of Shiverana in the slums temple and busts through the Spanish Announce Table] That's it, he's dead.
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Mar 13, 2015 13:23
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Turns out everyone is a baby and it was an episode of Rugrats all along.
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Mar 13, 2015 13:27
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Wormskull posted:Turns out it's Oh my God! As God as my witness I have... This [Evil God's twin brother Dark Rafzazael pulls off his leather mask and reveals himself as the Artist Formerly Known As Goldust] Good God! Good God! [Mankind crashes through the stained glass window of Shiverana in the slums temple and busts through the Spanish Announce Table] That's it, he's dead.
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Mar 13, 2015 13:51
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Dark Rafzazael... lol
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Mar 13, 2015 14:09
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instead of the amnesia the characters usually have, it's you the player, who has amnesia, so you can reexperience your childish wonder and love for the bad games.
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Mar 13, 2015 14:22
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turns out the only way to defeat the final boss is to give it a big hug
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Mar 13, 2015 14:30
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[Final boss battle, part 3, the weird huge monster turns into a one-winged angel.] Terse, gruff father figure: Blizzard, there's something I never told you about the Darkbillow. The person at the center of it, who swallowed all the Gaia lights, it's... Boss: My son... Main character (cracking, teen coming of age voice): M-mom?! Boss: Now you can join me as your sister did.... for eternity!!! [Battle begins. Wimpy teen one hit KOs his Mom, because he did all the sidequests, skipping most of the dialogue.] Boss, dying: Agh! Also, you're not even real.
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Mar 13, 2015 14:43
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Ratoslov posted:The final boss is undefeatable except through the power of fashion. This is the plot of The World Ends With You
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Mar 13, 2015 14:47
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alucard is dracula spelled backwards
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Mar 13, 2015 14:48
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It turns out the summons were not the collective thoughts of a dead civilization, but cartoons drawn for a combined, Fantasia-like project set to the works of Nobuo Uematsu
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Mar 13, 2015 14:54
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The twist: You go through all of FFV, and Neo ExDeath wins. Then you go on an adventure as gilgamesh.
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Mar 13, 2015 14:56
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All of Gilgamesh's arms are the party members and they each have their own ATB gauge.
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Mar 13, 2015 15:03
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Evil Eagle posted:All of Gilgamesh's arms are the party members and they each have their own ATB gauge. The twist: Excalipur is the protagonist!!
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Mar 13, 2015 15:10
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the final guardian is jesus who turns bad and kills your party members with machetes. then he looks at you and tells you to get a hernia while blowing your own dick and the game deletes all saves of every other game
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Mar 13, 2015 15:12
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The villain reveals that they and the protagonist are no so different. The protagonist disagrees.
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Mar 13, 2015 15:14
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Bahamut flies down from the moon, from which all civilization spawned on a moonship, 1000s of years ago. He stands and blocks your view of the screen whenever you try to play another game until you can get a rat tail, which is a 1/255 chance drop from malbroro overlords
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Mar 13, 2015 15:20
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Is this just a repeat of that Metroid thread full of terrible jokes?
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Mar 13, 2015 15:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXEGabD2a5k
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Mar 13, 2015 15:24
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elf help book posted:Is this just a repeat of that Metroid thread full of terrible jokes? finally, a thread for people like me, who are SICK and tired of the loving terrible stories in videogames. let's roast em like pigs on a fire!! i'll bring the fingerless gloves and buffalo chicken strips
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Mar 13, 2015 15:28
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The final boss is named Pewpb0y and he *starts laughing* he lost his memory and only a golden dildo named Dzhokhar Tsarnaev can bring it back. He just farts and craps eveyrwhere for his special moves. And he drinks whiskey and is just like, cussing all the time, lmao.
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Mar 13, 2015 15:33
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:The final boss is named Pewpb0y and he *starts laughing* he lost his memory and only a golden dildo named Dzhokhar Tsarnaev can bring it back. He just farts and craps eveyrwhere for his special moves. And he drinks whiskey and is just like, cussing all the time, lmao. Uhhh are you kidding? This sounds way more like a Rareware game than Final Fantasy.
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Mar 13, 2015 15:49
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elf help book posted:Is this just a repeat of that Metroid thread full of terrible jokes?
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Mar 13, 2015 17:56
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The babes come to life and kiss me on the lips.
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Mar 13, 2015 20:36
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YIKES Stay Gooned posted:The babes come to life and kiss me on the lips.
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Mar 13, 2015 20:40
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Bicyclops posted:It turns out the summons were not the collective thoughts of a dead civilization, but cartoons drawn for a combined, Fantasia-like project set to the works of Nobuo Uematsu Evil Eagle posted:The twist: You go through all of FFV, and Neo ExDeath wins. Then you go on an adventure as gilgamesh. I would play these Final Fantasies
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Mar 13, 2015 22:42
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at first, it's a final fantasy game, but suddenly it becomes a good game
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Mar 13, 2015 22:44
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go inside the television at midnight
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The boss is the one who needs to grind out killing a bunch of monsters to level up. To get the best ending, you have to escort them through the game watching them fight opponents of increasing power.
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