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The Empire was evil all along.
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The final boss is Nomura Batman. Also the player is Nomura Batman.
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Mar 13, 2015 23:47
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the main character doesnt use a sword as his weapon
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Mar 13, 2015 23:50
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Cid builds a spaceship to reach the main villains secret base but something goes wrong and you end up crashing on the moon instead. The moon is made of cheese and not a moon at all but a giant airship controlled by dwarves who turn out to be the main protagonist parents. But more importantly the crystals used for magic is actually power batteries from the ship and if the people use all the crystal power the airship will crash and whipe out humanity. It turns out that the main villian was actually a good guy trying to stop magic from being used he is also your brother. All other party members are actually distant relatives and can be dated in various mini games.
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Mar 14, 2015 00:02
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Fredrik1 posted:Cid builds a spaceship to reach the main villains secret base but something goes wrong and you end up crashing on the moon instead. That's a Tales game and you know it. This thread is for FF.
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Mar 14, 2015 00:05
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chumbler posted:That's a Tales game and you know it. This thread is for FF. I am sorry. 
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Mar 14, 2015 00:07
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The crystals are actually your parents.
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Mar 14, 2015 00:23
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A new one that doesn't have fan service in it.
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Mar 14, 2015 00:29
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:The final boss is named Pewpb0y and he *starts laughing* he lost his memory and only a golden dildo named Dzhokhar Tsarnaev can bring it back. He just farts and craps eveyrwhere for his special moves. And he drinks whiskey and is just like, cussing all the time, lmao.
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Mar 14, 2015 04:07
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no you are the demons
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Mar 14, 2015 14:49
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It turns out that harry is the last horcrux
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Mar 14, 2015 14:59
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Instead of the main protagonist, the final boss will be some guy with angel wings you just met.
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Mar 14, 2015 18:13
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Arian_Samurai posted:Instead of the main protagonist, the final boss will be some guy with angel wings you just met. do u mean antagonist?
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Mar 14, 2015 18:32
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i think having the main protagonist be the final boss would be cool. he/she would be more powerful the more you levelled up/got better equipment
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Mar 14, 2015 18:34
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Oh yeah, antagonist, thank you. It's been a while since English class.
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Mar 14, 2015 18:46
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VideoGames posted:no you are the demons but the demons are actually the good guys
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Mar 14, 2015 19:32
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The final boss is your former pretty boy gay lover who was reprogrammed to like women as his genes are hella good or something and at the end of the fight you plunge your sword deep into him and the light slowly fades from his eyes he remembers the love you once shared. Protagonist embraces his corpse crying and fade to black cue credits.
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Mar 14, 2015 20:52
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gently caress, I fapped way too much today already man
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Mar 14, 2015 20:59
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Aeris returns.
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Mar 14, 2015 21:01
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Eric (formerly Aeris): This is who I am. Barett: drat! I... I'm into this!
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Mar 14, 2015 21:07
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FactsAreUseless posted:Eric (formerly Aeris): This is who I am.
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Mar 14, 2015 21:32
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FactsAreUseless posted:Eric (formerly Aeris): This is who I am.
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Mar 14, 2015 21:33
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it's actually good
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Mar 14, 2015 21:55
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Neil de Weed Tyson.
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Mar 14, 2015 23:50
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Stoat posted:"what animals are arabs scared of" get the gently caress out of my search history
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Mar 15, 2015 01:18
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FactsAreUseless posted:Eric (formerly Aeris): This is who I am. Erith
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Mar 15, 2015 03:47
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people in thee real world are sucked into the world of sfainal fantasy and the nerd who knows everything about final fantasy finally has hfis chance to shine "this is a hjunction system. i know this"
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Mar 15, 2015 06:44
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God is a vampire. He's also your father. You're sent to earth to destroy it, but you fall in love with a human girl, and vow to kill your father. The twist is destroying earth is the only way to destroy god and the 2nd half of the game plays out like dynasty warriors with you and your girlfriend human destroying humanity to save it. edit: vampire god-dad wants to die too, because you were his son
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Mar 15, 2015 07:08
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in the new FF game the protagonist find a giant secret tank and with his friends drives around blowing up enemy tanks. Also you can shoot yourself and your party out of the tank and into the enemy tank, and beat up their guys and the inside of their tank.
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Mar 15, 2015 08:08
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Contest Winner posted:in the new FF game the protagonist find a giant secret tank and with his friends drives around blowing up enemy tanks. Also you can shoot yourself and your party out of the tank and into the enemy tank, and beat up their guys and the inside of their tank. Rocket Slime owned.
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Mar 15, 2015 09:13
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Stoat posted:turns out the hero and the heroine are reincarnations of two ancient gods who both got amnesia at the same time and it is their destiny to unite and give birth to the ultimate god, but then in another twist the heroine is infertile (or 10 years old) and the hero is into another member of the party who isnt that strong but who has the second best limit break in the game (after the hero's obviously) Sorry that's the plot of poo poo will smith movie Hancock
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Edea: What's this, Cid? Your students still don't know who I am? Cid: I'm sorry... but you see, Edea is actually... Cid [in Borat voice]: My wife!
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Mar 15, 2015 18:08
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World is split between multiple nations each with their own language and you have to manage the bi lingual members of your party to hold conversations with npcs
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Mar 15, 2015 18:11
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Cid: [Adjusting tie]: There are many ways of dealing with the dangers of the Sorceress, Squall. Take my wife...
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Mar 15, 2015 18:27
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your world is actually undigested pieces of several universes in the poo of a beast that devours universes the monsters are actually its version of gut flora like e coli
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Mar 15, 2015 18:53
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turns out the amnesiac main character who was searchng for his past was actually a cat the whole time
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Jecht [Chugging from a jug labeled XXX]: What the hell is this place? The crybaby Universe? Where's Zanarkand? Braska: We have explained this many times... Auron: Allow me to try, Lord Braska. Sir Jecht, imagine four blitzballs on the edge of a cliff...
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Mar 15, 2015 18:58
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Acne Rain posted:turns out the amnesiac main character who was searchng for his past was actually a cat the whole time
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