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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

elf help book posted:

Is this just a repeat of that Metroid thread full of terrible jokes?

finally, a thread for people like me, who are SICK and tired of the loving terrible stories in videogames. let's roast em like pigs on a fire!! i'll bring the fingerless gloves and buffalo chicken strips

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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

The final boss is named Pewpb0y and he *starts laughing* he lost his memory and only a golden dildo named Dzhokhar Tsarnaev can bring it back. He just farts and craps eveyrwhere for his special moves. And he drinks whiskey and is just like, cussing all the time, lmao.

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