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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Stoat posted:

turns out the hero and the heroine are reincarnations of two ancient gods who both got amnesia at the same time and it is their destiny to unite and give birth to the ultimate god, but then in another twist the heroine is infertile (or 10 years old) and the hero is into another member of the party who isnt that strong but who has the second best limit break in the game (after the hero's obviously)

This is the plot to Hancock you freaking retard.

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

Turns out it's Oh my God! As God as my witness I have... This [Evil God's twin brother Dark Rafzazael pulls off his leather mask and reveals himself as the Artist Formerly Known As Goldust] Good God! Good God! [Mankind crashes through the stained glass window of Shiverana in the slums temple and busts through the Spanish Announce Table] That's it, he's dead.

Lmfao.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Neil de Weed Tyson.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

FactsAreUseless posted:

Edea: What's this, Cid? Your students still don't know who I am?

Cid: I'm sorry... but you see, Edea is actually...

Cid [in Borat voice]: My wife!

The whole of FF8 was a twist, which is probably why I thought it was awesome when I was 12, and hell, I still do.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Squall saw himself from the future wearing all those leather and chains and thought he looked so badass he grew up to wear that stuff.

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