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instead of the amnesia the characters usually have, it's you the player, who has amnesia, so you can reexperience your childish wonder and love for the bad games.
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[Final boss battle, part 3, the weird huge monster turns into a one-winged angel.] Terse, gruff father figure: Blizzard, there's something I never told you about the Darkbillow. The person at the center of it, who swallowed all the Gaia lights, it's... Boss: My son... Main character (cracking, teen coming of age voice): M-mom?! Boss: Now you can join me as your sister did.... for eternity!!! [Battle begins. Wimpy teen one hit KOs his Mom, because he did all the sidequests, skipping most of the dialogue.] Boss, dying: Agh! Also, you're not even real.
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Mar 13, 2015 14:43
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It turns out the summons were not the collective thoughts of a dead civilization, but cartoons drawn for a combined, Fantasia-like project set to the works of Nobuo Uematsu
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Mar 13, 2015 14:54
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Evil Eagle posted:All of Gilgamesh's arms are the party members and they each have their own ATB gauge. The twist: Excalipur is the protagonist!!
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Mar 13, 2015 15:10
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Bahamut flies down from the moon, from which all civilization spawned on a moonship, 1000s of years ago. He stands and blocks your view of the screen whenever you try to play another game until you can get a rat tail, which is a 1/255 chance drop from malbroro overlords
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Mar 13, 2015 15:20
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:The final boss is named Pewpb0y and he *starts laughing* he lost his memory and only a golden dildo named Dzhokhar Tsarnaev can bring it back. He just farts and craps eveyrwhere for his special moves. And he drinks whiskey and is just like, cussing all the time, lmao. Uhhh are you kidding? This sounds way more like a Rareware game than Final Fantasy.
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Mar 13, 2015 15:49
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Cid: [Adjusting tie]: There are many ways of dealing with the dangers of the Sorceress, Squall. Take my wife...
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Mar 15, 2015 18:27
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Jecht [Chugging from a jug labeled XXX]: What the hell is this place? The crybaby Universe? Where's Zanarkand? Braska: We have explained this many times... Auron: Allow me to try, Lord Braska. Sir Jecht, imagine four blitzballs on the edge of a cliff...
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Mar 15, 2015 18:58
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when they do the flashbacks to Squall as a little boy calling out for Sis, he is wearing Charlie Brown's shirt, perhaps because he took it, in a dual.
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Mar 16, 2015 03:48
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ugh! cerberus ate my friends again! why can't i have a normal dog like everybody else?
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