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emoji
Jun 4, 2004
Social media recruiters for ISIS now offering brand new (mid-2014) 15" Retina MacBook Pros with 1TB SSDs and discrete graphics and and your choice of color iPhone 5S/6/6+ to those willing to travel to Syria in support of the Islamic State.

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
ISIS beheading videos with Apple product placement

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
An ISIS emoji set



lol

Valeyard fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Mar 13, 2015

Garbd
Dec 29, 2008

👳

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

MacBooks Pro Retina.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

this isn't the first time i've had to correct some idiot's mispluralization http://www.macworld.co.uk/opinion/mac/karen-haslam-apples-grammatical-mistake-product-name-shocker-3486183/

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

the terrorists truly have won, death to microsoft

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
"Wow. This hardware is incredible. Apple continues to deliver top notch gestural control along with a suite of premium software and services. Subhan'Allah!" said community leader Abu Mohamed Bakr al Zawi before giving execution orders from his silver iPhone 6 using a new command-and-control app written in the Swift programming language.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

the new MacBook is so thin that ISIS is now using it to behead their hostages.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

As a Millennial I posted:

the new MacBook is so thin that ISIS is now using it to behead their hostages.

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

heaven offers martyrs wifi instead of 72 virgins

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

As a Millennial I posted:

the new MacBook is so thin that ISIS is now using it to behead their hostages.

lol

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Steve's death was planned all along so he could forge the Apple/ISIS partnership

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
why do they even bother targeting the yospos demographic


ed:maybe they need more virgins in heaven

Syncopated fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Mar 13, 2015

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

emoji posted:

"Wow. This hardware is incredible. Apple continues to deliver top notch gestural control along with a suite of premium software and services. Subhan'Allah!" said community leader Abu Mohamed Bakr al Zawi before giving execution orders from his silver iPhone 6 using a new command-and-control app written in the Swift programming language.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

As a Millennial I posted:

the new MacBook is so thin that ISIS is now using it to behead their hostages.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Syncopated posted:

why do they even bother targeting the yospos demographic


ed:maybe they need more virgins in heaven

pretty good

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

As a Millennial I posted:

the new MacBook is so thin that ISIS is now using it to behead their hostages.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
finally, we have a reason why all those iPhone batteries exploded

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
Tap to select target. Force Touch to kill.

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
lol teens will do anything for a macbook pro

i remember when i was a kid and i literally sucked a dudes dick so i could get a green imac with oregon trail

it was my dad and he never actually bought it

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
In a shocking twist, the Battlefield 4 Commander iPhone app has actually been controlling real life drone strikes

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
just saw this in the news, shocking

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Valeyard posted:

just saw this in the news, shocking



:eyepop:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

lol teens will do anything for a macbook pro

i remember when i was a kid and i literally sucked a dudes dick so i could get a green imac with oregon trail

it was my dad and he never actually bought it

lol that i laughed at this

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i love when people go to ISIS and it doesnt make them question why they just think "naughty ISIS"

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
that's AIrPorts they aren't going to blow up

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
preinstalled Time CapsuleŽ brings a realistic middle ages expereince

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