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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > ISIS now luring susceptible teens with promises of Retina MacBook Pros
 
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 Social media recruiters for ISIS now offering brand new (mid-2014) 15" Retina MacBook Pros with 1TB SSDs and discrete graphics and and your choice of color iPhone 5S/6/6+ to those willing to travel to Syria in support of the Islamic State.

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 "Wow. This hardware is incredible. Apple continues to deliver top notch gestural control along with a suite of premium software and services. Subhan'Allah!" said community leader Abu Mohamed Bakr al Zawi before giving execution orders from his silver iPhone 6 using a new command-and-control app written in the Swift programming language.

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As a Millennial I posted:

the new MacBook is so thin that ISIS is now using it to behead their hostages.
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