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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Shaggar posted:

mega yachts are dumb unless ur looking to ferry loads of people around

wat about loads of sheeple?

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
u want a container ship for those

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Shaggar posted:

u want a container ship for those

tankers, ideally

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
so apparently the stebe jobs yacht "venus" is traveling around the world

who owns it, who is piloting it? stebe?

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Jonny 290 posted:

i guess boats are just like cars to me. i'd rather have ten different junker boats than one super nice one i cant scratch

gimme a barn full of volvos and saabs and subarus

"oh this? yeah its my tuesday car. got a different 95 taurus for every day of the week. on sundays, i drive a 1990 corolla"

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Literally The Worst posted:

"oh this? yeah its my tuesday car. got a different 95 taurus for every day of the week. on sundays, i drive a 1990 corolla"

at one point last fall i owned five vehicles it was pretty lol

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
dont even put a new radio in any of them just get a voice recorder with a mic input and use it to make mixtapes and keep them in a shoebox on the front seat

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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pair of computer speakers hardwired to the 12v taped to the back deck, hooked to a sansa clip

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

Jonny 290 posted:

pair of computer speakers hardwired to the 12v taped to the back deck, hooked to a sansa clip

this was my 88 cavalier wagon in tyool 2000

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Remember "I'm on a boat"? Anyone remember that song? What if Steve Jobs was singing it? Can you imagine that?

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Beast of Bourbon posted:

so apparently the stebe jobs yacht "venus" is traveling around the world

who owns it, who is piloting it? stebe?

:wth:
steves ghost is sailing the boat using iDevice technology.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Flat Daddy posted:

Remember "I'm on a boat"? Anyone remember that song? What if Steve Jobs was singing it? Can you imagine that?

lol i got my flippy floppies

white guy muhammed
Mar 14, 2015

by Ralp

Flat Daddy posted:

Remember "I'm on a boat"? Anyone remember that song? What if Steve Jobs was singing it? Can you imagine that?

That song owned in 2009

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Flat Daddy posted:

Remember "I'm on a boat"? Anyone remember that song? What if Steve Jobs was singing it? Can you imagine that?
man imagine stebe jorbs singing this hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




is Stebe jobs dead?

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

is Stebe jobs dead?

hosed up if false

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

Just an early example of Timb failing to deliver

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Jonny 290 posted:

the only reason 99% of us aren't giant douches is that we arent billionaires that can do childish poo poo like lease a new mercedes every 60 days so you dont ever have to go down to get permanent plates

if we had his money we would do the exact same poo poo

if i had that much money i'd immediately stop working. im too poor to even imagine how i'd spend a billion dollars

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i could probably buy everything i've ever wanted for $10 million max

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

I wouldn't need that much, ur mom gives it up for a waffle house dinner

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

theflyingexecutive posted:

I wouldn't need that much, ur mom gives it up for a waffle house dinner

haha nice

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

it would be practically impossible to just normally spend a billion dollars within an adult lifetime. say 50 years, that would be $50,000 a day.

actually that wouldn't even cut it since you would almost certainly earn interest at a faster rate than you were spending it.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Linguica posted:

it would be practically impossible to just normally spend a billion dollars within an adult lifetime. say 50 years, that would be $50,000 a day.

im willing to give it a go

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
you should have taken it steve. tim is poo poo at keynotes

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I've never been to a waffle house

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

fart simpson posted:

i could probably buy everything i've ever wanted for $10 million max

nah

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Silver Alicorn posted:

I've never been to a waffle house

its p good. theres a comedian that says "imagine a gas station bathroom that sells waffles" and it sums it up pretty well

pram
Jun 10, 2001
waffle house hashbrowns are the best

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

pram posted:

waffle house hashbrowns are the best

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

pram posted:

waffle house hashbrowns are the best

And they're good for you too.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
hey hey hey hey eat hasbrowns every day

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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the only difference in my plans between regular me and win the lotto me is possibly a scattering of small cottages, cabins, studios and apartments around the world. but cheap so i dont have to worry about em too much

ranch 290 would still be the base of operations

pram
Jun 10, 2001
yes if i win the lottery i will definitely be the same folksy, common peasant

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
if i win the lottery id still live cheap b/c who knows when things will go wrong

but i would also buy a house and a nice car and p much all the electronics i want

oh and drugs. lots of drugs

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-485975/Ruined-35m-jackpot-Britains-biggest-lottery-winner.html

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
gently caress you for linking the daily fail and gently caress me for clicking it

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




:chord:

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

i dunno i stupidly read the article and it doesn't really sound like it ruined her life, more like she just got sick of the publicity. definitely doesn't beat this lottery riches to rags headline

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

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Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747
stebe's death taught us that you can't beat cancer with homeopathy or your ego

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