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pram
Jun 10, 2001

big scary monsters posted:

i dunno i stupidly read the article and it doesn't really sound like it ruined her life, more like she just got sick of the publicity. definitely doesn't beat this lottery riches to rags headline


lol

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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

im calling the hotline and turning u in valeyard :cop:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Bastard

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

du -hast posted:

if i win the lottery id still live cheap b/c who knows when things will go wrong

but i would also buy a house and a nice car and p much all the electronics i want

oh and drugs. lots of drugs

You could buy all that stuff today with a normal computer job descent salary.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




We all earn lots of figures e.g. I sold cattle at $2.1k a head :chord:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




not anymore though, because I am not a farmer

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

We all earn lots of figures e.g. I sold cattle at $2.1k a head :chord:

what did you do with the bodies?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




turned into jerky who cares

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
composted and used to fertilize his fields

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

pram posted:

yes if i win the lottery i will definitely be the same folksy, common peasant

same

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
step 1 if you win the lottery is not to tell anyone ever other than your banker

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

poty posted:

step 1 if you win the lottery is not to tell anyone ever other than your banker

also drink until you forget that you won the money

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Jonny 290 posted:

i mean theres also the chance that maybe steve was loving tired of this stupid idiot world and his success with resurrecting apple proved to him that people are dumb sheep that just eat branding and poo poo money and maybe he got depressed over that and decided to check out

it would make him the first baby boomer sellout in history to do this if you're right

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

big scary monsters posted:

i dunno i stupidly read the article and it doesn't really sound like it ruined her life, more like she just got sick of the publicity. definitely doesn't beat this lottery riches to rags headline

white guy muhammed
Mar 14, 2015

by Ralp

pram
Jun 10, 2001
I get me brain medicines from the national 'ealth

white guy muhammed
Mar 14, 2015

by Ralp
He's probably angry that he has to wait 12 hours in a&e while all the immargrants were sponging off free healthcare that they definitely moved from bongo bongo land to get

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

pram posted:

I get me brain medicines from the national 'ealth

they dont work mate :smith:

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

more people have probably landed on the moon than stuck their nobs into a piping hot greggs pasty. this guy is in his own league

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
i think i need to start working "this boils my bellend" into everyday conversations

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

A Pinball Wizard posted:

i think i need to start working "this boils my bellend" into everyday conversations

You really don't.

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

Shaggar posted:

like i would get a boat, but i wouldn't get an ugly one like steve did and also i would actually use the boat.

his Gulfstream was really plain but classy

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

white guy muhammed posted:

He's probably angry that he has to wait 12 hours in a&e while all the immargrants were sponging off free healthcare that they definitely moved from bongo bongo land to get

tbqh i think you may have become my new fav. obvious troll parachute accouont

pram
Jun 10, 2001
its just black man 3

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
yeah but to a whole new level of trolling, just like wicked mad barbaric poo poo instead of just retard black man 3 trolling. i think it is too tho

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
it's amazing what a change in branding can do to your image

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

pram posted:

its just black man 3

that vista mojave video except its du hast finding out white man muhamaed is actually black man 3

pram
Jun 10, 2001
we are here at yospos, where weve secretly replaced the troll that usually posts with the same exact guy. lets see if anyone can tell the difference

pram
Jun 10, 2001
i like bm3 tho dont get me wrong

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
i bet the liver transplant isnt the only thing that steve refused from tim iykwim

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




unban black man

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
black men > moslems. even white moslems. its just fact.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Maximum Leader posted:

black men > moslems. even white moslems. its just fact.

jesus how many parachute accounts do u have bm3

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
isnt black man 3 osama bin linked-in?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
idk his username b4 that

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Gay liver so what

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Smythe posted:

isnt black man 3 osama bin linked-in?

iirc he was PIGEOTO or somethijg before that not obl

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Moist von Lipwig posted:

iirc he was PIGEOTO or somethijg before that not obl

ty

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Steve jobs shohld have publicly spent
all his time and money making acid legal before he died ]£\# gently caress

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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Moist von Lipwig posted:

iirc he was PIGEOTO
lol really?

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