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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Why couldn't the pony give his TEDx talk?






BECAUSE HE WAS A LITTLE HORSE!

:xd:

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Goldmine

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

computer? i hardly know her!

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

what do you get if you cross a dog with a computer

a really fat and gross dog who sucks and is bad

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
This thread is only for pro lvl computer jokes now. Post here at your own risk unless its freaking funny as hell

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
a guy on com[puter network irc asked me what the difference was between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean. i told him ive never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face!

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
but soon we learn:

the joke came from inside the computer

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
i could post a udp joke but you might not get it

Apocadall
Mar 25, 2010

Aren't you the guitarist for the feed dogs?

AMD

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

why did the computer man cross the road

he was trying to lose some freakin weight because he was so fat and gross and bad

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

what do you get when you cross a bad jokemaker and this thread

dicky b

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

my computer jokes are lovingly crafted by an expert team of fat gross nerds

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance?
A: Because that was her name.

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Smythe posted:

This thread is only for pro lvl computer jokes now.

apple

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