- Miss Psychosis
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[Stares disapprovingly at humanity while cawing]
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Mar 15, 2015 03:04
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- Miss Psychosis
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[Roosts in a tree, alone, with a salty expression on my face]
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Mar 15, 2015 03:04
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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pls dont murder and eat crows until you gain their abilities
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Mar 15, 2015 03:06
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- Miss Psychosis
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pls dont murder and eat crows until you gain their abilities
[Malevolent crow stare]
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Mar 15, 2015 03:07
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- Gone Fashing
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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crows have a reputation for being the hipster bird, which is good for me since i will still be able to smoke parliaments after becoming one
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Mar 15, 2015 03:07
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- Scaly Haylie
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heh
murder of crows
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Mar 15, 2015 03:08
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- Miss Psychosis
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[Happily listening to goffik muzak]
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Mar 15, 2015 03:08
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- cuntman.net
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hurting crows is bad luck but when you gain their powers it will be bad luck to hurt you so it all balances out
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Mar 15, 2015 03:09
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- Miss Psychosis
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I sit in front of a crow accessible computer and create the best facial recognition software known to man.
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Mar 15, 2015 03:10
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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pls
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Mar 15, 2015 03:10
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- Gone Fashing
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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[Happily listening to goffik muzak]
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Mar 15, 2015 03:10
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- Miss Psychosis
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Me: CAW
Crow: Caw?
ME: TEH CAW
CROW: haha
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Mar 15, 2015 03:11
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- cuntman.net
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when you gain their powers you gain their weaknesses too. people have started carrying around miniature scarecrows to make me go away
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Mar 15, 2015 03:12
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- Miss Psychosis
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I can recognize scarecrows. I'm a very smart crow(average crow)
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Mar 15, 2015 03:12
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- Scaly Haylie
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Me: CAW
Crow: Caw?
ME: TEH CAW
CROW: haha
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Mar 15, 2015 03:21
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- Miss Psychosis
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[Scarfing down a crow, feeling absolutely birdlike and loving it. I'm the mistress of the night.]
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Mar 15, 2015 03:27
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- tao of lmao
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Mar 15, 2015 03:49
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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i just ate five ravens and want to fight
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Mar 15, 2015 04:22
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- Miss Psychosis
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i just ate five ravens and want to fight
[Wetnightmare voice] Come at me crow.
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Mar 15, 2015 04:25
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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Popeye: [gains the spinach's abilities]
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Mar 15, 2015 04:29
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Crows` have mad bugs and poo poo on them though.
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Mar 15, 2015 06:06
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- Al Borland
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by XyloJW
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you'll get about 2 crows before the word spreads. Then they'll begin to alert other crow gangs to your present before the assault begins.
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Mar 15, 2015 06:08
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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you'll get about 2 crows before the word spreads. Then they'll begin to alert other crow gangs to your present before the assault begins.
For real though, crows remember.
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Mar 15, 2015 06:11
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- tao of lmao
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wait if you murder crows does that actually mean you're gathering a bunch of them together?
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Mar 15, 2015 06:20
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- Afro Doug
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i've been eating garbage from a very young age. i didn't have to eat any crows to do it. it comes naturally to me.
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Mar 15, 2015 06:20
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- tao of lmao
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Potential Employer: and it says here your last job was a "crow...murderer?"
Me: That's correct.
PE: You murdered crows.
Me: Yes.
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Mar 15, 2015 06:22
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- Miss Psychosis
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Potential Employer: and it says here your last job was a "crow...murderer?"
Me: That's correct.
PE: You murdered crows.
Me: Yes.
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Mar 15, 2015 06:22
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- Miss Psychosis
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I have superpowers now. [under my breath] caw.
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Mar 15, 2015 06:23
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- tao of lmao
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Sheep Herder: This job is hard as hell
Crow Murderer: Tell me about it
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Mar 15, 2015 06:23
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Potential Employer: and it says here your last job was a "crow...murderer?"
Me: That's correct.
PE: You murdered crows.
Me: Yes.
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Mar 15, 2015 06:23
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- Al Borland
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by XyloJW
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if you feed crows and befriend them they'll spread the word about you. Before you know it all the crows in your neighborhood will hang with you. Nothin more awesome than a poo poo ton of crows acting like a personal mob for you.
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Mar 15, 2015 06:24
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- City of Glompton
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Sheep Herder: This job is hard as hell
Crow Murderer: Tell me about it
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Mar 15, 2015 06:32
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- VWVWV
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I respect that you lust to be a crow, and fly around, and peck out the eyes of your enemies, but c'mon. gain the crows' trust and learn their ways.........
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Mar 15, 2015 07:28
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- Scaly Haylie
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Mar 15, 2015 07:39
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May 20, 2024 17:54
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- Wertjoe
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I ate a flamingo once and now all I can do is stand in front of this trailer whirling my arms.
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Mar 15, 2015 07:51
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