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Miss Psychosis

[Stares disapprovingly at humanity while cawing]

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Miss Psychosis

[Roosts in a tree, alone, with a salty expression on my face]

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
pls dont murder and eat crows until you gain their abilities

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Miss Psychosis

WetNightmare posted:

pls dont murder and eat crows until you gain their abilities

[Malevolent crow stare]

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
crows have a reputation for being the hipster bird, which is good for me since i will still be able to smoke parliaments after becoming one

Scaly Haylie

heh

murder of crows

Miss Psychosis

[Happily listening to goffik muzak]

cuntman.net

hurting crows is bad luck but when you gain their powers it will be bad luck to hurt you so it all balances out

Miss Psychosis

I sit in front of a crow accessible computer and create the best facial recognition software known to man.

WetNightmare

by sebmojo

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Malevolent crow stare]

pls

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Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Happily listening to goffik muzak]

Miss Psychosis

Me: CAW

Crow: Caw?

ME: TEH CAW

CROW: haha

cuntman.net

when you gain their powers you gain their weaknesses too. people have started carrying around miniature scarecrows to make me go away

Miss Psychosis

I can recognize scarecrows. I'm a very smart crow(average crow)

Scaly Haylie

Miss Psychosis posted:

Me: CAW

Crow: Caw?

ME: TEH CAW

CROW: haha

Miss Psychosis

[Scarfing down a crow, feeling absolutely birdlike and loving it. I'm the mistress of the night.]

tao of lmao

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Is actually Kirby]

joke_explainer


[is a crow, so casually understands water displacement like its nbd]

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
i just ate five ravens and want to fight

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joke_explainer


i bet you'd get really good at mimicking people after they say something a whole bunch.

Miss Psychosis

WetNightmare posted:

i just ate five ravens and want to fight

[Wetnightmare voice] Come at me crow.

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
Popeye: [gains the spinach's abilities]

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Crows` have mad bugs and poo poo on them though.

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Al Borland

by XyloJW
you'll get about 2 crows before the word spreads. Then they'll begin to alert other crow gangs to your present before the assault begins.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Al Borland posted:

you'll get about 2 crows before the word spreads. Then they'll begin to alert other crow gangs to your present before the assault begins.

For real though, crows remember.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


WetNightmare posted:

pls dont murder and eat crows until you gain their abilities

Stormyish

lol at plebs eating solid crows

tao of lmao

wait if you murder crows does that actually mean you're gathering a bunch of them together?

Afro Doug

i've been eating garbage from a very young age. i didn't have to eat any crows to do it. it comes naturally to me.

tao of lmao

Potential Employer: and it says here your last job was a "crow...murderer?"
Me: That's correct.
PE: You murdered crows.
Me: Yes.

Miss Psychosis

Vendor Trash posted:

Potential Employer: and it says here your last job was a "crow...murderer?"
Me: That's correct.
PE: You murdered crows.
Me: Yes.

Miss Psychosis

I have superpowers now. [under my breath] caw.

tao of lmao

Sheep Herder: This job is hard as hell
Crow Murderer: Tell me about it

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Vendor Trash posted:

Potential Employer: and it says here your last job was a "crow...murderer?"
Me: That's correct.
PE: You murdered crows.
Me: Yes.

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Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Miss Psychosis posted:

I have superpowers now. [under my breath] caw.

I'm proud of you.


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Al Borland

by XyloJW
if you feed crows and befriend them they'll spread the word about you. Before you know it all the crows in your neighborhood will hang with you. Nothin more awesome than a poo poo ton of crows acting like a personal mob for you.

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City of Glompton

Vendor Trash posted:

Sheep Herder: This job is hard as hell
Crow Murderer: Tell me about it

VWVWV

I respect that you lust to be a crow, and fly around, and peck out the eyes of your enemies, but c'mon. gain the crows' trust and learn their ways.........

Scaly Haylie

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Wertjoe

I ate a flamingo once and now all I can do is stand in front of this trailer whirling my arms.

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