2015 Goon Draft Picks Thread: PICKS ONLY!!!

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swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Welcome to the 2015 NFL Draft as selected by us, the Something Awful Goons. This thread will be for picking the players in the predetermined order. Please keep all discussion about picks and such confined to the other thread here:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3704656

The current draft order and the person picking for them is as follows:

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 - Jameis Winston, QB, FSU
2. Tennessee Titans Metapod - Leonard Williams, DL, USC
3. Jacksonville Jaguars Forever_Peace - Dante Fowler Jr., DL, Florida
4. Oakland Raiders warcrimes - Amari Cooper, WR, Alabama
5. Washington Redskins MrLogan / Beer4TheBeerGod - Vic Beasley, DE, Clemson
6. New York Jets zimbomonkey Marcus Mariota, QB, Oregon
7. Chicago Bears KettleWL Kevin White, WR, WVU
8. Atlanta Falcons Shath Hole Shane Ray, LB, Missouri
9. New York Giants ZenVulgarity Brandon Scherff, OT, Iowa
10. St. Louis Rams JRizzle La'El Collins, OL, LSU
11. Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks Landon Collins, S, Alabama
12. Cleveland Browns Gatts Danny Shelton, DT, Washington
13. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Randy Gregory, OLB, Nebraska
14. Miami Dolphins AAA Dolfan Dorial Green Beckham, WR, Oklahoma kinda
15. San Francisco 49ers Coldforge Stephone Anthony, ILB, Clemson
16. Houston Texans b0ng Bud Dupree, DE, Kentucky
17. San Diego Chargers SA2K Todd Gurley, RB, Georgia
18. Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff Trae Waynes, CB, Michigan
19. Cleveland Browns (from Buffalo) Gatts DeVante Parker, WR, Louisville
20. Philadelphia Eagles axeil Shaq Thompson, LB/RB, Washington
21. Cincinnati Bengals korrandark Malcolm Brown, DT, Texas
22. Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Marcus Peters, CB, Washington
23. Detroit Lions Cruel and Unusual Andrus Peat, OT, Stanford
24. Arizona Cardinals johnfw50 Owamagbe Odighizuwa, OLB, UCLA
25. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Ereck Flowers, OT, The U
26. Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch Jaelen Strong, WR, Arizona State
27. Dallas Cowboys RasczakMelvin Gordon, RB, Wisconsin
28. Denver Broncos Arabian Jesus Cameron Erving, C, FSU
29. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Eddie Goldman, NT, FSU
30. Green Bay Packers Fenrir Eric Kendricks, LB, UCLA
31. New Orleans Saints (from Seattle) Silly Burrito Jalen Collins, CB, LSU
32. New England Patriots sean10mm Sammie Coates, WR, Auburn

Once we near the end of round 1 I will post the order for round 2. When you pick, you should include the following information: Team, Pick number (overall), name, picture, position, and school. You should also let the next person know that they are on the clock. Without further delay, lets start the draft!

Round 2 Order:

1. Tennessee Titans Metapod Nate Orchard, DE, Utah
2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 T.J. Clemming, OT, Pittsburgh
3. Oakland Raiders warcrimes Preston Smith, DE, Mississippi State
4. Jacksonville Jaguars Forever_Peace D.J. Humphries, OT, Florida
5. New York Jets zimbomonkey Eli Harold, OLB, Virginia
6. Washington Redskins Beer4TheBeerGod Kevin Johnson, CB, Wake Forest
7. Chicago Bears KettleWL Denzel Perryman, LB, The U
8. New York Giants ZenVulgarity Arik Armstead, DT, Oregon
9. St. Louis Rams JRizzle Brett Hundley, QB, UCLA
10. Atlanta Falcons Shath Hole Paul Dawson, LB, TCU
11. Cleveland Browns Gatts Jake Fisher, OT, Oregon
12. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Maxx Williams, TE, Minnesota
13. Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks A. J. Cann, OG, South Carolina
14. San Francisco 49ers Coldforge Jordan Phillips, DT, Oklahoma
15. Miami Dolphins AAA Dolfan PJ Williams, CB, FSU
16. San Diego Chargers SA2K Laken Tomlinson, OG, Duke
17. Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff Benardrick McKinney, ILB, Mississippi State
18. Buffalo Bills Tremendous Taste Ronald Darby, CB, FSU
19. Houston Texans b0ng Phillip Dorsett, WR, The U
20. Philadelphia Eagles axeil Nelson Agholor, WR, USC
21. Cincinnati Bengals korrandark Tyler Lockett, WR, Kansas State
22. Detroit Lions Cruel and Unusual Eric Rowe, CB, Utah
23. Arizona Cardinals johnfw50 Quinten Rollins, CB, Miami of Ohio
24. Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Byron Jones, CB, UConn
25. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Breshad Perriman, WR, UCF
26. Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch Devin Funchess, TE, Michigan
27. Denver Broncos Arabian Jesus Carl Davis, DT, Iowa
28. Dallas Cowboys Rasczak Michael Bennett, DT, Ohio State
29. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Anthony Harris, S, Virginia
30. Green Bay Packers Fenrir Grady Jarrett, DT, Clemson
31. Seattle Seahawks seiferguy Devin Smith, WR, Ohio State
32. New England Patriots sean10mm Ameer Abdullah, RB, Nebraska

Round 3 Order:

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Trey Flowers, DE, Arkansas
2. Tennessee Titans Metapod Rob Havenstein, OT, Wisconsin
3. Jacksonville Jaguars Forever_Peace Tevin Coleman, RB, Indiana
4. Oakland Raiders warcrimes Tre' Jackson, OG, FSU
5. Washington Redskins Beer4TheBeerGod Cedric Ogbuehi, OT, Texas A&M
6. New York Jets zimbomonkey Ifo Ekpre-Olomu, CB, Oregon
7. Chicago Bears KettleWL Danielle Hunter, DE, LSU
8. St. Louis Rams JRizzle Reese Dismukes, C, Auburn
9. Atlanta Falcons Shath Hole Jay Ajayji, RB, Boise State
10. New York Giants ZenVulgarity Damarious Randall, FS, Arizona State
11. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Arie Kouandjio, OG, Alabama
12. Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks Hau'oli Kikaha, OLB, Washington
13. Cleveland Browns Gatts Chris Conley, WR, Georgia
14. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Rashad Greene, WR, FSU
15. San Francisco 49ers Coldforge Clive Walford, TE, The U
16. Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff Henry Anderson, DT, Stanford
17. Buffalo Bills Tremendous Taste Ali Marpet, OG, Hobart
18. Houston Texans b0ng Hroniss Grasu, C, Oregon
19. San Diego Chargers SA2K Markus Golden, OLB, Missouri
20. Philadelphia Eagles axeil Josue Matias, OT, FSU
21. Cincinnati Bengals korrandark Ty Sambrailo, OT, Colorado State
22. Arizona Cardinals johnfw50 Duke Johnson, RB, The U
23. Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Gerod Holliman, S, Louiseville
24. Detroit Lions Cruel and Unusual Xavier Cooper, DT, Washington State
25. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Jaquiski Tartt, S, Samford
26. Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch Doran Grant, DB, Ohio State
27. Dallas Cowboys Rasczak Alex Carter, CB, Stanford
28. Denver Broncos Arabian Jesus Ramik Wilson, LB, Georgia
29. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Marcus Hardison, DE, Arizona State
30. Green Bay Packers Fenrir Tyler Kroft, TE, Rutgers
31. Seattle Seahawks seiferguy John Miller, OG, Louisville
32. New England Patriots sean10mm Jamison Crowder, WR, Duke
33. New England Patriots sean10mm Daryl Williams, OG, Oklahoma
34. Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff Bryce Petty, QB, Baylor
35. Cincinnati Bengals korrandark Max Valles, OLB, Virginia

Round 4:

1 (100). Tennessee Titans Metapod Tony Lippett, WR, Michigan State
2 (101). New England Patriots (from Tampa Bay Buccaneers) sean10mm Mario Edwards Jr., DT, FSU
3 (102). Oakland Raiders warcrimes TJ Yeldon, RB, Alabama
4 (103). Jacksonville Jaguars Forever_Peace Lorenzo Mauldin, ATH, Louisville
5 (104). New York Jets zimbomonkey Donovan Smith, OT, Penn State
6 (105). Washington Redskins Beer4TheBeerGod D'Joun Smith, CB, FAU
7 (106). Chicago Bears KettleWL Cody Prewitt, FS, Ole Miss
8 (107). Atlanta Falcons Shath Hole Darren Waller, WR, Georgia Tech
9 (108). New York Giants ZenVulgarity Za'Darius Smith, DE, Kentucky
10 (109). Tampa Bay Buccaneers (from St. Louis Rams) wandler20 Stefon Diggs, WR, Maryland
11 (110). Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks David Cobb, RB, Minnesota
12 (111). Cleveland BrownsGatts Rory Anderson, TE, South Carolina
13 (112). Seattle Seahawks (from New Orleans Saints) seiferguy Josh Shaw, CB, USC
14 (113). Philadelphia Eagles (from San Francisco 49ers through Buffalo Bills) axeil Terry Poole, OG, SDSU
15 (114). Miami Dolphins AAA Dolfan Jeremiah Poutasi, OL, Utah
16 (115). Cleveland Browns (from Buffalo Bills) Gatts Davis Tull, LB, UT-Chattanooga
17 (116). Houston Texans b0ng Steven Nelson, CB, Oregon State
18 (117). San Diego Chargers SA2K Garrett Grayson, QB, Colorado State
19 (118). Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff Justin Hardy, WR, ECU
20 (119). St. Louis Rams (from Philadelphia Eagles) JRizzle Kurtis Drummond, FS, Michigan State
21 (120). Cincinnati Bengals korrandark Jeff Heuerman, TE, Ohio State
22 (121). Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Jesse James, TE, Penn State
23 (122). Baltimore Ravens (from Detroit Lions) Atticus Finch Javorius Allen, RB, USC
24 (123). Arizona Cardinals johnfw50 Adrian Amos, S, Penn State
25 (124). Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama David Johnson, RB, Northern Iowa
26 (125). Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch B.J. Finney, C, Kansas State
27 (126). San Francisco 49ers (from Denver Broncos) Coldforge Tre McBride, WR, William & Mary
28 (127). Dallas Cowboys Rasczak Derron Smith, FS, Fresno State
29 (128). Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Jeremy Langford, RB, Michigan State
30 (129). Green Bay Packers Fenrir Chaz Green, OL, Florida
31 (130). Seattle Seahawks seiferguy Gabe Wright, DT, Auburn
32 (131). New England Patriots sean10mmKwon Alexander, OLB, LSU
33 (132). San Francisco 49ers (compensatory selection) Coldforge DeAndre Smelter, WR, Georgia Tech
34 (133). Denver Broncos (compensatory selection) Arabian Jesus Max Garcia, OL, Florida
35 (134). Seattle Seahawks (compensatory selection) seiferguy Ty Montgomery, WR, Sta nford
36 (135). Cincinnati Bengals (compensatory selection) korrandark Imoan Claiborne, S,Northwestern St.(LA)
37 (136). Baltimore Ravens (compensatory selection) Atticus Finch Rakeem Nunez-Roches, DT, Southern Miss

Round 5:

1. Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks Bobby Richardson, DT, Indiana
2. Tennessee Titans Metapod Lynden Trail, DE, Norfolk State
3. Jacksonville Jaguars Forever_Peace James Sample, SS, Louisville
4. Oakland Raiders warcrimes Charles Gaines, CB, Louisville
5. Washington Redskins Beer4TheBeerGod Mike Davis, RB, South Carolina
6. Chicago Bears KettleWL Senquez Golson, CB, Ole Miss
7. Denver Broncos Arabian Jesus Kyle Loomis, punter, Portland State
8. New York Giants ZenVulgarity Kyle Christy, P, Florida
9. Philadelphia Eagles axeil Ladarius Gunter, CB, Miami
10. Atlanta Falcons Shath Hole Jarvis Harrison OG, Texas A&M
11. Cleveland Browns Gatts Chris Bonner QB, CSU Pueblo
12. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Taiwan Jones, ILB, Michigan State
13. Miami Dolphins AAA Dolfan Ben Heeney, ILB, Kansas
14. Miami Dolphins AAA Dolfan Kenny Bell, WR from Nebraska
15. San Francisco 49ers Coldforge Malcolm Brown, RB, Texas
16. Houston Texans b0ng two jpegs
17. San Diego Chargers SA2K Zach Hodges, OLB, Harvard
18. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito David Parry, NT, Stanford
19. Buffalo Bills Tremendous Taste Sean Mannion, QB, Oregon State
20. Philadelphia Eagles axeil Wil Baumann, P, NC State
21. Cincinnati Bengals korrandark Vince Mayle,WR,Washington St.
22. Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch Joe Cardona, Long Snapper, NAVY
23. Arizona Cardinals johnfw50 Connor Halliday, QB, Washington State
24. Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Kyle Emanuel, North Dakota State
25. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Jordan Hicks, OLB, Texas
26. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Nick O'Leary, TE, Florida State University
27. Dallas Cowboys Rasczak Mike Hull, OLB/ILB, Penn State
28. Denver Broncos Arabian Jesus Justin Cox, CB, Mississippi State
29. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula
30. Green Bay Packers Fenrir
31. Seattle Seahawks seiferguy
32. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20
33. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama
34. Seattle Seahawks seiferguy
35. Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch
36. Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff
37. Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff
38. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama
39. Houston Texans b0ng
40. Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch

swickles fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Apr 29, 2015

# ? Mar 16, 2015 18:21

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 19:27

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

With the first overall pick in the 2015 Goon Draft the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Jameis Winston, Quarterback from Florida State.

Metapod and the Tennessee Titans are on the clock.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 19:20

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

With the second overall pick in the 2015 Goon Draft the Tennessee Titans select Leonard Williams, Defensive Linemen from USC.

Forever_Peace and the Jacksonville Jaguars are on the clock

# ? Mar 16, 2015 21:59

Forever_Peace: May 7, 2007; Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah

With the third overall pick in the 2015 Goon Draft,

the Jacksonville Jaguars select edge-rusher Dante Fowler Jr.,

DE/OLB from University of Florida.

Warcrimes in on the clock for Oakland.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 23:08

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Listen to this while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPLmxtiVOe0

With the fourth pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the Oakland Raiders select Amari Cooper, wide receiver, University of Alabama.

Just win, baby

Beer4theBeerGod and the Washington Redskins are now on the clock.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 23:16

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

With the 5th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the Washington Redskins select Vic Beasley, Defensive End, Clemson University.

zimbomonkey and the New York Jets are now on the clock.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 23:24

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

With the 6th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the New York Jets do what everyone expected and select Marcus Mariota Quarterback, Oregon.

KettleWL and the Chicago Bears are up for pick number 7.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 23:50

KettleWL: Dec 28, 2010

The Chicago Bears decide that they're going to go offense here because this is a deep defensive draft and they have worked towards addressing those needs through free agency, and select, with the 7th pick -

Kevin White - WR, West Virginia

[bNext up - ]8. Atlanta Falcons Shath Hole[/b]

# ? Mar 17, 2015 02:27

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

With the 8th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the Atlanta Falcons decide to go with the one of two players with two first names and pray to the gods that he isn't Sean Weatherspoon 2.0 to select...

:siren:

Shane Ray - LB/DE, Missouri :siren:

ZenVulgarity and the New York Football Giants are on the clock!

# ? Mar 17, 2015 03:56

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

With the 9th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the New York Football Giants need some OLine Help. Let's get goony.

:siren:

Brandon Scherff - OT, Iowa :siren:

I guess he lifts

JRizzle and the St. Louis Rams are on the clock!

# ? Mar 17, 2015 14:29

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

With the 10th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the St. Louis Rams select,

La'El Collins - OT/OG, LSU

# ? Mar 17, 2015 17:21

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

With the 11th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the Minnesota Vikings select another Collins,

Landon Collins S, Alabama

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:53

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

With the 12th pick of the 2015 Goon Draft and their first pick in round 1, the Cleveland Browns select

Danny Shelton DT/NT from Washington.

The New Orleans Saints and Silly Burrito pick next.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:11

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

With the 13th pick of the 2015 Goon Draft and before we can trade it away, the New Orleans Saints select

Randy Gregory, OLB/DE, Nebraska

The Miami Suhphins and AAA DOLFAN are on the clock.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:26

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

With the mighty 14th pick in the TFF Goon Draft or whatever, the Miami Dolphins select

Dorial Green Beckham, WR, Hard Knocks University (aka Oklahoma, Missouri, JuCo, Prison)

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# ? Mar 18, 2015 06:22

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

With the 15th pick, a badly wheezing Jim Tomsula selects (after Baalke and York give him permission)

Stephone Anthony, ILB, Clemson

Because look at that helmet. No worries about early retirement over concussion scares with him.

You're up, Texans.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 07:31

b0ng: Jan 16, 2004; Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

The Texans say screw it, murder all offense, and select Bud Dupree, DE Kentucky

b0ng fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Mar 18, 2015

# ? Mar 18, 2015 15:12

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

With the 17th pick, the San Diego Chargers select Todd Gurley, RB, Georgia

# ? Mar 18, 2015 21:18

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

With the 18th pick, the not racist Native Americans select Trae "BPA" Waynes, CB, Michigan

He is obviously thrilled with this.

E: The Cleveland Browns and TremendousTaste are on the clock.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 23:02

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

With the 19th pick of the 2015 Goon Draft and their second pick in round 1, the Cleveland Browns select...

DeVante Parker, WR - Louisville

The Philadelphia Eagles and axeil select next.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 23:42

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

With the 20th pick of the Goon Draft a wild-eyed Chip Kelly and the Philadelphia Eagles select...

Shaq Thompson, ILB/S/RB, Washington

The Bengals and korrandark are now on the clock.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:15

korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

With the 21st pick of the 2015 Goon Draft, the Cincinnati Bengals select Malcolm Brown, Defensive Tackle, Texas

Perry the Platypus and the Pittsburgh Steelers are on the clock.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:27

Perry the Platypus: Aug 7, 2009

With the 22nd pick in the 2015 Goon draft, Omar Kelly and the Pittsburgh Steelers are out of character (but not really if you think about it for, like, a second) and draft Marcus Peters, Cornerback, Washington

Perry the Platypus fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Mar 26, 2015

# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:18

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

With the 23rd pick of the 2015 Goon Draft, the Detroit Lions select...

:drum:

Andrus Peat, Offensive Tackle, Stanford.

johnfw50 of the Arizona Cardinals is on the clock!

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:12

PASS THE MASH: Oct 30, 2013

With the 24th pick of the NFL Draft the Arizona Cardinals select:

Owamagbe Odighizuwa, DE/OLB, UCLA

TheFlyingLlama is up!

# ? Mar 19, 2015 06:18

TheFlyingLlama: Jan 2, 2013; You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?

With the 25th pick of the 2015 Goon Draft, the Carolina Panthers select

Ereck Flowers, Offensive Tackle, University of Miami

Atticus Finch and the Baltimore Ravens are now on the clock

# ? Mar 19, 2015 16:05

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

With the 26th pick of the Goon Draft, the Baltimore Ravens select

Jaelen Strong, WR, Arizona State

Rasczak and the Dallas Cowboys are on the clock.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 16:35

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

With the 27th pick of the Goon Draft, the Dallas Cowboys select

Melvin Gordon, RB, Wisconsin

Arabian Jesus and the Denver Broncos are on the clock

# ? Mar 19, 2015 16:56

Arabian Jesus: Feb 15, 2008; We've got the American Jesus
Bolstering national faith

We've got the American Jesus
Overwhelming millions every day

With the 28th pick of the 2015 TFF Goon Draft the Denver Mannings select

Cameron Erving, C, Florida State University

ShakeZula & the Indianapolis Colts are now on the clock

# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:48

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 29th pick in the 2015 TFF Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select

Eddie Goldman, NT, Florida State

The Green Bay Packers and fenrir are on the clock

# ? Mar 19, 2015 19:25

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

With the 30th pick in the 2015 TFF Goon Draft, because the guy I wanted was picked 12th, The Green Bay Packers select

Eric Kendricks, LB, UCLA, because he reminds us a whole lot of Nick Barnett.

The Saints and Silly Burrito are on the clock.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 23:51

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

With the 31st pick in the 2015 Goon NFL Draft, the New Orleans Saints, shattered from the loss of the unreplaceable cornerback Patrick Robinson, replace him with

JALEN COLLINS, CB, LSU

Rob Ryan now has two new toys from round 1.

The FOUR TIME, REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS and their GM, sean10mm, are on the clock for the last pick in round 1.

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Mar 20, 2015

# ? Mar 20, 2015 00:26

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

With the 32nd pick in the 2015 Goon NFL Draft, the DEFENDING FOUR TIME, FOUR TIME, FOUR TIME, FOUR TIME WORLD CHAMPION NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS :chord:

select Sammie Coates, WR, Auburn.

Tennessee Titans and Metapod are on the clock!

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# ? Mar 20, 2015 02:15

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

With the 33rd pick in the 2015 Goon NFL Draft, the Tennessee Titans select

Nate Orchard,DE,Utah

wandler20 and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are now on the clock

# ? Mar 20, 2015 03:07

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

With the 34th pick in the 2015 Goon NFL Draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select:

T.J. Clemming, OT, from Pittsburgh.

warcrimes and the Oakland Raiders are on the clock.

# ? Mar 20, 2015 17:52

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Listen to this while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPLmxtiVOe0

With the 35th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the Oakland Raiders select Preston Smith, Defensive End, Mississippi State.

Pictured here intercepting San Diego QB ~~Philip Rivers~~ Marcus Mariota in 2015. :thurman:

Forever_Peace and the Jacksonville Jaguars are up next.

# ? Mar 20, 2015 18:29

Forever_Peace: May 7, 2007; Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah

With the 36th overall pick in the 2015 good draft (2.04),

the Jacksonville Jaguars select 6'5 Tackle D.J. Humphries. Also from University of Florida, he will be reunited with Fowler Jr and neither of them will even have to travel very far, so maybe they can rideshare or something.

New York Jets and zimbomonkey are on the clock.

# ? Mar 20, 2015 19:20

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

With the 37th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the New York Jets select Eli Harold, Outside Linebacker, University of Virginia.

Beer4TheBeerGod and Washington are on the clock.

# ? Mar 20, 2015 19:56

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

With the 38th pick int he 2015 Goon Draft, the Washington Redskins select Kevin Johnson, Cornerback, Wake Forest.

KettleWL and the Chicago Bears are on the clock.

# ? Mar 20, 2015 20:29

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 19:27

Forever_Peace: May 7, 2007; Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah

With the 39th (2.07) pick in the 2015 Goon Draft,

I choose on behalf of KettleWL who choses on behalf of the Chicago Bears,

Denzel Perryman, ILB (and potentially OLB43!), Miami.

New York Giants' representative ZenVulgarity is now on the clock.

# ? Mar 20, 2015 20:42

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