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With the 40th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, I pick Booker R- Wait a minute, only one team is allowed to gently caress up that bad (I get do-overs)  Arik Armstead, DT, Oregon JRizzle and the St. Louis Rams are on the clock ZenVulgarity fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Mar 20, 2015 |
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Sorry for taking so long, I just got a puppy last night. Anyway, with the 41st pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the St. Louis Rams select: Brett Hundley, QB, UCLA 
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With the 42nd pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the Atlanta Falcons say screw the Falcon Filter to select... Paul Dawson - LB, TCU  Gatts and the Cleveland Manziels are on the clock!
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With the 43rd pick of the 2015 Goon Draft in Round 2, the Factory of Sadness opts to destroy the life of... Jake Fisher OT, Oregon  The New Orleans Saints and Silly Burrito are on the clock
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With Tom Benson's idea for replacing Jimmy Graham being quietly dismissed.. The New Orleans Saints decide to spend the 44th pick in the draft and take it to the Maxx:    Maxx Williams, TE, Minnesota One of the best helmet and uniform designers on the forum, Darth Brooks and the Minnesota Vikings pick next.
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With the 45th pick of the 2015 Goon Draft in Round 2 the Minnesota Vikings pick the best player available in a position of need, A. J. Cann, OG, South Carolina.
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With the 46th (2.14) pick of the draft, and with a surprising number of good players still on the board, the Santa Clara 49ers pick Jordan Phillips, DT Oklahoma 
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The MIami Dolphins with the 47th pick (2nd round, pick 15) select Cornerback PJ Williams, CB, Florida State University
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With the 48th pick in the Goon Draft, the San Diego Chargers select Laken Tomlinson, OG, Duke
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With the 49th pick in the Goon Draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select Benardrick McKinney, ILB, MSU E: TremendousTaste and the Buffalo Bills are on the clock. No Butt Stuff fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Mar 24, 2015 |
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At 50th overall, the Bills select Ronald Darby, CB, Florida St. He looks pretty excited. b0ng and the Texans are up.
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The Texans take Phillip Dorsett, WR, Miami Pic to come soon
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With their second pick the Eagles take Nelson Agholor, WR USC The Bengals are now on the clock.
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With the 53th pick of the 2015 Goon Draft, the Cincinnati Bengals select Tyler Lockett, WR, Kansas St. The Detroit Lions/Cruel and Unusual are on the clock.
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With the 54th pick of the 2015 Goon Draft, the Detroit Lions select Eric Rowe, CB, Utah. johnfw50 and the Arizona Cardinals are on the clock.
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With the 55th pick of the Goon Draft, the Arizona Cardinals select Quinten Rollins, CB, Miami(OH). Perry the Platypus is up! PASS THE MASH fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Mar 26, 2015 |
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With the 56th pick of the Goon Draft the Pittsburgh Steelers select: Byron Jones, Cornerback, Conneticut  TheFlyingLlama and the Panthers are up
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With the 57th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the Carolina Panthers Select Breshad Perriman, WR UCF  Atticus Finch and the Ravens are now up
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With the 58th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the Baltimore Ravens select Devin Funchess, TE, Michigan Denver Broncos/Arabian Jesus are on the clock.
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With the 59th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft the Denver Broncos select Carl Davis, DT, Iowa Rasczak and the Dallas Cowboys are now on the clock
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With the 60th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft the Dallas Cowboys select Michael Bennett, DT, Ohio State ShakeZula and the Indianapolis Colts are on the clock
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With the 61st pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Anthony Harris, S, Virginia
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With the 62nd pick, the Green Bay Packers select Grady Jarrett, DT, Clemson seiferguy and the Seahawks on the clock.
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The Seattle Seahawks select Devin Smith, WR, Ohio State sean10mm and the Patriots are on the clock.
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With the 64th pick in the 2015 NFL draft the New England Patriots select Ameer Abdullah, RB, Nebraska e: Round 2 is over, Tampa Bay Buccaneers and wandler20 are on the clock for Round 3!
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With the first pick of the third round and 65th pick overall in the 2015 NFL goon draft the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select: Trey Flowers, Defensive End from Arkansas. Metapod and the Tennesee Titans are on the clock.
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With the 66th pick in the 2015 NFL goon draft the Tennessee Titans select  Rob Havenstein, OT, from Wisconsin Forever_Peace and the Jacksonville Jaguars are on the clock
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Picking on behalf of Forever_Peace who is representing the Jacksonville Jaguars the 3rd pick in the 3rd round is... Tevin Coleman, RB Indiana  Oakland Raiders and warcrimes are up next!
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Listen to this while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPLmxtiVOe0 With the fourth pick in the third round and 68th overall in the 2015 Goon Draft, the Oakland Raiders select Tre' Jackson, guard and 2015 Senior Bowl South Team MVP from Florida State University.  Pictured here during his touchdown celebration against Marcus Mariota and the Kansas City Chiefs. Beer4theBeerGod and the Washington Redskins are now on the clock. warcrimes fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Mar 28, 2015 |
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With the fifth pick in the third round and 69th overall in the 2015 Goon Draft, the Washington Redskins select Cedric Ogbuehi, Offensive Tackle, Texas A&M. zimbomonkey and the New York Jets are on the clock.
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With the sixth pick of the third round (70 overall) the New York Jets prepare for the eventual inevitable parting with Darrelle Revis by selecting Ifo Ekpre-Olomu, CB, Oregon. I bet a few of you had forgotten about him. KettleWL and the Bears are on the clock.
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After having the player they wanted stolen, and then one of their deep back up sleeper picks also stolen, the Chicago Bears decide to try to address pass rush and grab, with the 8th pick of the third round: Danielle Hunter - DE, LSU who totally has a girls name and will gently caress you up for saying so  Jrizzle and the Rams are up next!
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With the 9th pick of the 3rd round, the St. Louis Rams select: Reese Dismukes - Center, Auburn 
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With the 73rd pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the Atlanta Falcons say enough defensive picks to select: Jay Ajayji - RB, BSU  ZenVulgarity and the GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMen are on the clock!
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With the 74rd pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the New York Football Giants say gently caress you Falcons we still need defensive picks. Damarious Randall- FS, ASU  Silly Burrito and the divorce Fire Sale Saints are next on the clock!
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With the 75th pick, the New Orleans Saints go SEC with an OG and hopes that his knee will be pain free.  Arie Kouandjio, G, Alabama Darth Brooks and the Vikings go next.
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With the 76th pick, the Minnesota Vikings pick a dude who looks like he belongs on a romance novel cover, OLB, Hau'oli Kikaha of Washington. Gatts and the Browns are next.
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With their plans blown to hell  the Cleveland Browns with the 77th pick in the 2015 Goon NFL Draft and 13th pick in Round 3 hit the panic button and select...Chris Conley - WR, Georgia  The New Orleans Saints and Silly Burrito select next.
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With pick 78, the New Orleans Saints pick up a leader, a playmaker, and possibly Lance Moore 2.0: Rashad Greene, WR, Florida State Coldforge and the 49ers, clean up your stadium from Wrestlemania, and make your pick.
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First read this list, it should prepare you for my pick. In that grand tradition of crazy rear end draft steals, with pick 79 (3.15) the 49ers select Clive Walford, TE, Miami     Unf. No Butt Stuff and the Chiefs are up
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