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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

With the 16th pick of the third round Chiefs select Henry Anderson, DT, Stanford


whaaa...?

Tremendous Taste and the Bills are on the clock.

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

The Buffalo Bills go local to select Ali Marpet, G, Hobart.



b0ng and Houston are up next.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

b0ng has failed in his task, I'll throw out... Texans select Hroniss Grasu, C Oregon

e: Here's a picture

Intruder fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Apr 2, 2015

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
With the 19th pick in the 3rd round, the San Diego Chargers select Markus Golden, OLB, Missouri

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

With the 20th pick in the 3rd round, the Philadelphia Eagles select Josue Matias, OT, Florida St.

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
With the 21st pick in the 3rd round, the Cincinnati Bengals select Ty Sambrailo, OT, Colorado St.



Arizona Cardinals/johnfw50 are now on the clock.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


With the 22nd pick in the third round, the Arizona Cardinals select Duke Johnson, RB, Miami(FL).

Perry the Platypus
Aug 7, 2009
With the 23rd selection in the 3rd round, the Pittsburgh Steelers select: Gerod Holliman, Safety, Louisville


Cruel and Unusual and the Detroit Lions are on the clock

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The Detroit Lions skip to the podium and use the 24th pick in the 3rd round to draft:

Xavier Cooper, DT, Washington State



They jump off the podium, clicking their heels, and return to the war room for a long nap.

TheFlyingLlama and the Carolina Panthers are on the clock.

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



With the 25th pick of the third round of the 2015 Goon Draft, the Carolina Panthers select

Jaquiski Tartt, Safety, Samford




Atticus Finch and the Baltimore Ravens are up

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
With the 26th pick of the third round, the Baltimore Ravens select



Doran Grant, DB, Ohio State


Rasczak & the Dallas Cowboys are on the clock.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

With the 27th pick of the 3rd round, the Dallas Cowboys select Alex Carter, CB, Stanford




Arabian Jesus and the Denver Broncos are on the clock

Arabian Jesus
Feb 15, 2008

We've got the American Jesus
Bolstering national faith

We've got the American Jesus
Overwhelming millions every day

With the 28th pick of the 3rd round the Denver Broncos select.....







Ramik Wilson, LB, Georgia



ShakeZula & the Indianapolis Colts are on the clock

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 29th pick of the 3rd round, the Indianapolis Colts select

Marcus Hardison, DE, Arizona State



Fenrir and the Green Bay Packers are on the clock

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
With the 30th Pick of the 3rd round, the Green Bay Packers have no idea what to do here, and so, select:

Tyler Kroft, TE, Rutgers



Seahawks up next.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
The Seahawks draft OG John Miller, Louisville



Sean10mm and the Patriots are next, I think.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
With the 32nd pick in the 3rd round of the 2015 Goon Draft, the New England Patriots select WR Jamison Crowder, Duke

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
With the 33rd pick in the 3rd round of the 2015 Goon Draft, the New England Patriots select OG Daryl Williams, Oklahoma

Kansas City Chiefs and No Butt Stuff are on the clock!

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Phone posting so no picture yet.

With the 34th pick of the 3rd round, the Chiefs select Bryce Petty, QB, Baylor.

korrandark and the Bengal are on the clock.

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
With the 35th pick of the third round, the Cincinnati Bengals select Max Valles, OLB, Virginia.



The Tennessee Titans/Metapod are now on the clock.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
With the 1st pick of the 4th round the Tennessee Titans select



Tony Lippett, WR, MSU

sean10mm and the New England Patriots are on the clock

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
With the 2nd pick of the 4th round (101 overall),

The Jacksonville Jaguars rig the draft New England Patriots select

Mario Edwards Jr., 34DE/43DT from Florida St.



Has the versatility, discipline, and build to do good things for us. Would honestly probably benefit from a team environment like ours that would push him a bit.

Next up is warcrimes, for the Oakland Raiders.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Listen to this while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPLmxtiVOe0




With the third pick in the fourth round of the 2015 Goon Draft, the Oakland Raiders select TJ Yeldon, running back, second University of Alabama player taken in this draft by the silver and black.



Pictured here in the future scoring against Marcus Mariota and the Denver Broncos.

Forever_Peace and the Jacksonville Bortles are now on the clock.

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
bort bort bort bort bort

With the 4th pick of the 4th round (103 overall), the Jacksonville Jaguars Bortletown Bortles select:

Lorenzo Mauldin, heat-seeking missile, Louisville.



Exactly the sort of high-energy impeccable character that a team like JAX needs during the rebuild.

The New York Jets and zimbomonkey are on the clock.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
With the 5th Pick of the 4th Round (104 overall) the New York Jets select Donovan Smith, OT, Penn State.



Washington and Beer4theBeerGod are on the clock.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
With the 6th pick of the 4th Round (105 Overall), the Washington Redskins select D'Joun Smith, CB, Florida Atlantic University.



KettleWL and the Chicago Bears are on the clock.

KettleWL
Dec 28, 2010
With the 7th pick in the 4th round (106 overall) the Chicago Bears select Cody Prewitt , FS, Ole Miss




Shath Hole and the Atlanta Falcons are up next.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Wth the 8th pick in the 4th round (107 overall) the Atlanta Falcons select :siren: Darren Waller, WR, GT



Some goon who was waiting for me is up next.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen


Wth the 8th pick in the 4th round (108 overall) the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS select :siren: Za'Darius Smith, DE, Kentucky



Someone's picking next and I don't know who

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
With the 10th pick in the 4th round (109 overall) the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Stefon Diggs, Wide Receiver from Maryland.



Darth Brooks and the Minnesota Vikings are on the clock.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

With the 11th pick in the 4th round (110 overall) the Minnesota Vikings (with some help from Icephoenix) pick David Cobb, RB, Minnesota.



I considered going with Bobby Richardson, DT, Indiana

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
With the 12th pick in the 4th round (111 overall) the Cleveland Clowns select, for a position of need, Rory "BUSTAAAAAA (some triceps)" Anderson, TE South Carolina



seiferguy and the Seahawks select next

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
With the 13th pick in the 4th round (112 overall), the Seattle Seahawks select CB/FS Josh Shaw, USC



He's from Pete Carroll's old program, is a bigger safety, and has shown versatility to make plays if he's in a strong secondary. He's got some minor character concerns, though...

Axeil and the Chip Kelly Eagles are up next.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

With the 14th pick in the 4th round (pick 113), the Philadelphia Eagles select Terry Poole, OG, San Diego State



Adolf and the Dolphins are up!

Diqnol fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Apr 9, 2015

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Shout out to ColdForge for helping with this.

The Miami Dolphins in the Pick 114 (the 4th round) select Offensive Tackle/Guard in the NFL Jeremiah Poutasi, Utah

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
With the 115th pick in the Goon NFL draft the Cleveland Browns select Davis Tull, LB, Tennessee Chattanooga



b0ng and the Houston Texans are on the clock

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Texans take Steven Nelson, CB Oregon State

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
With the QB situation past 2015 uncertain and the team possibly on the move, the San Diego Chargers select Garrett Grayson, QB, Colorado State

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

With the 118th pick, the Chiefs select, from the shitter on their in laws bathroom, Justin Hardy, WR, ECU.

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the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
With the 119th pick, the St. Louis Rams select Kurtis Drummond, FS, Michigan State

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