|
With the 120th, the Cincinnati Bengals select Jeff Heuerman,TE,Ohio State Pittsburgh Steelers/Perry the Platypus is now on the clock.
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2015 18:08
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 15:34 |
|
|
With the 121st pick The Pittsburgh Steelers select Jesse James, Tight End, Penn State The ravens are on the clock
|
|
#
?
Apr 11, 2015 19:45
|
|
|
E: nothing to see here, I'm a complete moron
PASS THE MASH fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Apr 11, 2015 |
|
#
?
Apr 11, 2015 22:24
|
|
|
With the 122nd pick in the 2015 NFL Goon Draft, the Baltimore Ravens select Javorius Allen, RB, USC
|
|
#
?
Apr 12, 2015 02:45
|
|
|
With the 123rd pick in the 2015 NFL Goon Draft, the Cardinals select Adrian Amos, S, Penn State. Someone's up, I'm gonna go pass out now.
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2015 14:46
|
|
|
With the 124th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the Carolina Panthers select David Johnson, RB, Northern Iowa. Atticus Finch and the ravens are up
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2015 15:17
|
|
|
With the 125th pick in the Goon Draft, the Baltimore Ravens select B.J. Finney, C, Kansas State
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2015 15:37
|
|
|
With the 126th (4.27) pick, the 49ers breath a huge sigh of relief, and get the WR they wanted: Tre McBride, WR, William & Mary
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2015 16:32
|
|
|
With the 127th pick of the Goon Draft, the Dallas Cowboys select Derron Smith, FS, Fresno State  ShakeZula and the Colts are up next
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2015 17:26
|
|
|
With the 128th pick in the 2015 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Jeremy Langford, RB, Michigan State 
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2015 18:57
|
|
|
With the 30th pick in the 4th round and 129th overall, the Green Packers take Chaz Green, OL, Florida.  Seattle Seahawks and seiferguy are on the clock. swickles fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Apr 15, 2015 |
|
#
?
Apr 15, 2015 01:08
|
|
|
With the 31st pick in the 4th round and 130th overall, the Seattle Seahawks take DT, Gabe Wright, Auburn sean10mm and the Patriots are on the clock.
|
|
#
?
Apr 15, 2015 02:05
|
|
|
With the last regular pick in the 4th round, 131 overall, the New England Patriots select  Coldforge and the 49ers are on the clock with the first compensatory pick of the 4th round.
|
|
#
?
Apr 15, 2015 22:26
|
|
|
With pick 132 (4.33), the San Francisco 49ers double up at WR and take (with the intention of red-shirting him a year) DeAndre Smelter, WR, Georgia Tech 
|
|
#
?
Apr 15, 2015 22:32
|
|
|
With pick 133 of the draft, the Denver Broncos are forced to select (going by Swickles' selection criteria) Max Garcia, OL, Florida  Let's get this thing moving again.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2015 04:35
|
|
|
Seattle believes you can never have enough WRs and draft with the 134th pick Ty Montgomery, WR / Return Specialist, Stanford Korrandark and the Bengals are up.
|
|
#
?
Apr 19, 2015 20:17
|
|
|
With the 135th pick the Cincinnati Bengals select Imoan Claiborne,S,Northwestern St.(LA) Baltimore Ravens/Atticus Finch are next. korrandark fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Apr 19, 2015 |
|
#
?
Apr 19, 2015 20:37
|
|
|
Ravens select Rakeem Nunez-Roches, DT, Southern Miss
|
|
#
?
Apr 19, 2015 22:31
|
|
|
With the 137th pick the Minnesota Vikings select someone I thought about picking last round, Bobby Richardson, DT, Indiana http://www.nfl.com/draft/2015/profiles/bobby-richardson?id=2552677 quote:"He's a good prospect and with those long arms, that makes him a taller player than his listed height the way we do things. I don't worry about his fit because everyone runs so many sub-packages now. Just go get a guy with athleticism who can be disruptive. That's him." -- AFC area scout
|
|
#
?
Apr 19, 2015 22:47
|
|
|
With the 138th pick the Tennessee Titans select LYNDEN TRAIL, DE, Norfolk State The Jacksonville Jaguars and Forever_Peace are up
|
|
#
?
Apr 19, 2015 23:37
|
|
|
With the 139th pick of the 2015 goon draft, the Jacksonville Jaguars select, James Sample, SS out of Louisville.  "Sample arrived at Washington with a bone bruise in his shoulder and played through it for two games before trainers discovered it was actually a torn labrum, which required surgery and ended his freshman season." Dude's got some grit. Oakland Raiders' representative warcrimes is up with 5.4, #140 overall.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2015 00:21
|
|
|
Listen to this while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPLmxtiVOe0 With the 140th pick of the 2105 Goon Draft, the Oakland Raiders select Charles Gaines, CB, Louisville  Pictured here with James Sample, who was kidnapped by a scurrilous hippie on the previous pick, may god have mercy on his soul. Beer4theBeerGod and the Washington Redskins are up. warcrimes fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Apr 20, 2015 |
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2015 02:15
|
|
|
With the 141st pick of the 2015 NFL Goon Draft, the Washington Redskins select Mike Davis, RB, South Carolina. KettleWL and the Chicago Bears are up.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2015 13:06
|
|
|
With the 142nd pick of the draft (Round 5 pick like 6 or 7?) the Chicago Bears select Senquez Golson, CB, Ole Miss because Mississippi is the state for us apparently! Seen here in his natural habitat, picking a sorry mother fucker off: Arabian Jesus is up next, picking for the Denver Broncos
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2015 15:21
|
|
|
Per his request in the thread, with pick 143, the Denver Broncos select Kyle Loomis, punter, Portland State.  ZenVulgarity and the New York Giants are up!
|
|
#
?
Apr 21, 2015 20:32
|
|
|
Per the rules of skipping your draft picks, the New York Giants select Kyle Christy, P, Florida. Great pick Zen Vulgarity, he will lead you to many an opponents 90 yards drive for a TD. On the Clock: Philadelphia Eagles and axeil
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2015 04:08
|
|
|
The Philadelphia Eagles select Ladarius Gunter, CB, Miami Shath Hole and the Atlanta Falcons are up!
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2015 04:50
|
|
|
The Atlanta Falcons select Jarvis Harrison OG, Texas A&M Looks like Gatts and the Brownies are on the clock!
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2015 14:28
|
|
|
The Browns are at work so can't post a pic but after torturous panic and decision decide to give the most important position of need a shot and hope their guys will be around in round 6 select Chris Bonner QB, CSU Pueblo Someone next is on the clock! Gatts fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Apr 29, 2015 |
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2015 16:57
|
|
|
With the 148th pick, the New Orleans Saints select: "The Other" Taiwan Jones, ILB, Michigan State  Goooooooo AAA DOLFAN and the Miami Dolphins.
|
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2015 17:29
|
|
|
Miami Dolphins select Ben Heeney, ILB, Kansas in hopes drafting a white guy who has been described as "motor" and "heart" (even though he runs 4.5 40s?) with selection 149. With selection 150, Miami Dolphins select a steal, as far as I'm concerned, a guy I think will be a great #2 in the NFL one day, Kenny Bell, WR from Nebraska Plus dat hair See next. Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Apr 24, 2015 |
|
#
?
Apr 23, 2015 23:53
|
|
|
I mean BAM
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2015 05:07
|
|
|
With selection 151 (5.15), the 49ers of the San Francisco Bay Area select: The REAL Malcolm Brown, RB, Texas. Not the fake Malcom (note the correct spelling) Brown, DT, Texas. 
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2015 06:21
|
|
|
The Texans take 
Intruder fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Apr 24, 2015 |
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2015 17:10
|
|
|
With the 153rd pick, the San Diego Chargers select Zach Hodges, OLB, Harvard
|
|
#
?
Apr 25, 2015 17:32
|
|
|
Literally phoning it in from a kids playground, with the 154th pick, the New Orleans Saints select: David Parry, NT, Stanford Tremendous Taste and the Bills are next.
|
|
#
?
Apr 25, 2015 18:05
|
|
|
The Bills select Sean Mannion, QB, Oregon State. The Eagles and axeil are up.
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2015 03:55
|
|
|
The Eagles select Wil Baumann, P, NC State Cincinnati Bengals and korrandark are up next
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2015 01:18
|
|
|
With the 157th pick, the Cincinnati Bengals select Vince Mayle,WR,Washington St.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2015 01:42
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 15:34 |
|
|
The Ravens SUPPORT OUR TROOPS Joe Cardona, Long Snapper, NAVY gently caress all of you unpatriotic teams that refuse to support our boys.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2015 03:48
|
|