2015 Goon Draft Picks Thread: PICKS ONLY!!!

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swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Welcome to the 2015 NFL Draft as selected by us, the Something Awful Goons. This thread will be for picking the players in the predetermined order. Please keep all discussion about picks and such confined to the other thread here:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3704656

The current draft order and the person picking for them is as follows:

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 - Jameis Winston, QB, FSU
2. Tennessee Titans Metapod - Leonard Williams, DL, USC
3. Jacksonville Jaguars Forever_Peace - Dante Fowler Jr., DL, Florida
4. Oakland Raiders warcrimes - Amari Cooper, WR, Alabama
5. Washington Redskins MrLogan / Beer4TheBeerGod - Vic Beasley, DE, Clemson
6. New York Jets zimbomonkey Marcus Mariota, QB, Oregon
7. Chicago Bears KettleWL Kevin White, WR, WVU
8. Atlanta Falcons Shath Hole Shane Ray, LB, Missouri
9. New York Giants ZenVulgarity Brandon Scherff, OT, Iowa
10. St. Louis Rams JRizzle La'El Collins, OL, LSU
11. Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks Landon Collins, S, Alabama
12. Cleveland Browns Gatts Danny Shelton, DT, Washington
13. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Randy Gregory, OLB, Nebraska
14. Miami Dolphins AAA Dolfan Dorial Green Beckham, WR, Oklahoma kinda
15. San Francisco 49ers Coldforge Stephone Anthony, ILB, Clemson
16. Houston Texans b0ng Bud Dupree, DE, Kentucky
17. San Diego Chargers SA2K Todd Gurley, RB, Georgia
18. Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff Trae Waynes, CB, Michigan
19. Cleveland Browns (from Buffalo) Gatts DeVante Parker, WR, Louisville
20. Philadelphia Eagles axeil Shaq Thompson, LB/RB, Washington
21. Cincinnati Bengals korrandark Malcolm Brown, DT, Texas
22. Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Marcus Peters, CB, Washington
23. Detroit Lions Cruel and Unusual Andrus Peat, OT, Stanford
24. Arizona Cardinals johnfw50 Owamagbe Odighizuwa, OLB, UCLA
25. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Ereck Flowers, OT, The U
26. Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch Jaelen Strong, WR, Arizona State
27. Dallas Cowboys RasczakMelvin Gordon, RB, Wisconsin
28. Denver Broncos Arabian Jesus Cameron Erving, C, FSU
29. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Eddie Goldman, NT, FSU
30. Green Bay Packers Fenrir Eric Kendricks, LB, UCLA
31. New Orleans Saints (from Seattle) Silly Burrito Jalen Collins, CB, LSU
32. New England Patriots sean10mm Sammie Coates, WR, Auburn

Once we near the end of round 1 I will post the order for round 2. When you pick, you should include the following information: Team, Pick number (overall), name, picture, position, and school. You should also let the next person know that they are on the clock. Without further delay, lets start the draft!

Round 2 Order:

1. Tennessee Titans Metapod Nate Orchard, DE, Utah
2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 T.J. Clemming, OT, Pittsburgh
3. Oakland Raiders warcrimes Preston Smith, DE, Mississippi State
4. Jacksonville Jaguars Forever_Peace D.J. Humphries, OT, Florida
5. New York Jets zimbomonkey Eli Harold, OLB, Virginia
6. Washington Redskins Beer4TheBeerGod Kevin Johnson, CB, Wake Forest
7. Chicago Bears KettleWL Denzel Perryman, LB, The U
8. New York Giants ZenVulgarity Arik Armstead, DT, Oregon
9. St. Louis Rams JRizzle Brett Hundley, QB, UCLA
10. Atlanta Falcons Shath Hole Paul Dawson, LB, TCU
11. Cleveland Browns Gatts Jake Fisher, OT, Oregon
12. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Maxx Williams, TE, Minnesota
13. Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks A. J. Cann, OG, South Carolina
14. San Francisco 49ers Coldforge Jordan Phillips, DT, Oklahoma
15. Miami Dolphins AAA Dolfan PJ Williams, CB, FSU
16. San Diego Chargers SA2K Laken Tomlinson, OG, Duke
17. Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff Benardrick McKinney, ILB, Mississippi State
18. Buffalo Bills Tremendous Taste Ronald Darby, CB, FSU
19. Houston Texans b0ng Phillip Dorsett, WR, The U
20. Philadelphia Eagles axeil Nelson Agholor, WR, USC
21. Cincinnati Bengals korrandark Tyler Lockett, WR, Kansas State
22. Detroit Lions Cruel and Unusual Eric Rowe, CB, Utah
23. Arizona Cardinals johnfw50 Quinten Rollins, CB, Miami of Ohio
24. Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Byron Jones, CB, UConn
25. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Breshad Perriman, WR, UCF
26. Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch Devin Funchess, TE, Michigan
27. Denver Broncos Arabian Jesus Carl Davis, DT, Iowa
28. Dallas Cowboys Rasczak Michael Bennett, DT, Ohio State
29. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Anthony Harris, S, Virginia
30. Green Bay Packers Fenrir Grady Jarrett, DT, Clemson
31. Seattle Seahawks seiferguy Devin Smith, WR, Ohio State
32. New England Patriots sean10mm Ameer Abdullah, RB, Nebraska

Round 3 Order:

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Trey Flowers, DE, Arkansas
2. Tennessee Titans Metapod Rob Havenstein, OT, Wisconsin
3. Jacksonville Jaguars Forever_Peace Tevin Coleman, RB, Indiana
4. Oakland Raiders warcrimes Tre' Jackson, OG, FSU
5. Washington Redskins Beer4TheBeerGod Cedric Ogbuehi, OT, Texas A&M
6. New York Jets zimbomonkey Ifo Ekpre-Olomu, CB, Oregon
7. Chicago Bears KettleWL Danielle Hunter, DE, LSU
8. St. Louis Rams JRizzle Reese Dismukes, C, Auburn
9. Atlanta Falcons Shath Hole Jay Ajayji, RB, Boise State
10. New York Giants ZenVulgarity Damarious Randall, FS, Arizona State
11. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Arie Kouandjio, OG, Alabama
12. Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks Hau'oli Kikaha, OLB, Washington
13. Cleveland Browns Gatts Chris Conley, WR, Georgia
14. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Rashad Greene, WR, FSU
15. San Francisco 49ers Coldforge Clive Walford, TE, The U
16. Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff Henry Anderson, DT, Stanford
17. Buffalo Bills Tremendous Taste Ali Marpet, OG, Hobart
18. Houston Texans b0ng Hroniss Grasu, C, Oregon
19. San Diego Chargers SA2K Markus Golden, OLB, Missouri
20. Philadelphia Eagles axeil Josue Matias, OT, FSU
21. Cincinnati Bengals korrandark Ty Sambrailo, OT, Colorado State
22. Arizona Cardinals johnfw50 Duke Johnson, RB, The U
23. Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Gerod Holliman, S, Louiseville
24. Detroit Lions Cruel and Unusual Xavier Cooper, DT, Washington State
25. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Jaquiski Tartt, S, Samford
26. Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch Doran Grant, DB, Ohio State
27. Dallas Cowboys Rasczak Alex Carter, CB, Stanford
28. Denver Broncos Arabian Jesus Ramik Wilson, LB, Georgia
29. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Marcus Hardison, DE, Arizona State
30. Green Bay Packers Fenrir Tyler Kroft, TE, Rutgers
31. Seattle Seahawks seiferguy John Miller, OG, Louisville
32. New England Patriots sean10mm Jamison Crowder, WR, Duke
33. New England Patriots sean10mm Daryl Williams, OG, Oklahoma
34. Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff Bryce Petty, QB, Baylor
35. Cincinnati Bengals korrandark Max Valles, OLB, Virginia

Round 4:

1 (100). Tennessee Titans Metapod Tony Lippett, WR, Michigan State
2 (101). New England Patriots (from Tampa Bay Buccaneers) sean10mm Mario Edwards Jr., DT, FSU
3 (102). Oakland Raiders warcrimes TJ Yeldon, RB, Alabama
4 (103). Jacksonville Jaguars Forever_Peace Lorenzo Mauldin, ATH, Louisville
5 (104). New York Jets zimbomonkey Donovan Smith, OT, Penn State
6 (105). Washington Redskins Beer4TheBeerGod D'Joun Smith, CB, FAU
7 (106). Chicago Bears KettleWL Cody Prewitt, FS, Ole Miss
8 (107). Atlanta Falcons Shath Hole Darren Waller, WR, Georgia Tech
9 (108). New York Giants ZenVulgarity Za'Darius Smith, DE, Kentucky
10 (109). Tampa Bay Buccaneers (from St. Louis Rams) wandler20 Stefon Diggs, WR, Maryland
11 (110). Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks David Cobb, RB, Minnesota
12 (111). Cleveland BrownsGatts Rory Anderson, TE, South Carolina
13 (112). Seattle Seahawks (from New Orleans Saints) seiferguy Josh Shaw, CB, USC
14 (113). Philadelphia Eagles (from San Francisco 49ers through Buffalo Bills) axeil Terry Poole, OG, SDSU
15 (114). Miami Dolphins AAA Dolfan Jeremiah Poutasi, OL, Utah
16 (115). Cleveland Browns (from Buffalo Bills) Gatts Davis Tull, LB, UT-Chattanooga
17 (116). Houston Texans b0ng Steven Nelson, CB, Oregon State
18 (117). San Diego Chargers SA2K Garrett Grayson, QB, Colorado State
19 (118). Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff Justin Hardy, WR, ECU
20 (119). St. Louis Rams (from Philadelphia Eagles) JRizzle Kurtis Drummond, FS, Michigan State
21 (120). Cincinnati Bengals korrandark Jeff Heuerman, TE, Ohio State
22 (121). Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Jesse James, TE, Penn State
23 (122). Baltimore Ravens (from Detroit Lions) Atticus Finch Javorius Allen, RB, USC
24 (123). Arizona Cardinals johnfw50 Adrian Amos, S, Penn State
25 (124). Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama David Johnson, RB, Northern Iowa
26 (125). Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch B.J. Finney, C, Kansas State
27 (126). San Francisco 49ers (from Denver Broncos) Coldforge Tre McBride, WR, William & Mary
28 (127). Dallas Cowboys Rasczak Derron Smith, FS, Fresno State
29 (128). Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Jeremy Langford, RB, Michigan State
30 (129). Green Bay Packers Fenrir Chaz Green, OL, Florida
31 (130). Seattle Seahawks seiferguy Gabe Wright, DT, Auburn
32 (131). New England Patriots sean10mmKwon Alexander, OLB, LSU
33 (132). San Francisco 49ers (compensatory selection) Coldforge DeAndre Smelter, WR, Georgia Tech
34 (133). Denver Broncos (compensatory selection) Arabian Jesus Max Garcia, OL, Florida
35 (134). Seattle Seahawks (compensatory selection) seiferguy Ty Montgomery, WR, Sta nford
36 (135). Cincinnati Bengals (compensatory selection) korrandark Imoan Claiborne, S,Northwestern St.(LA)
37 (136). Baltimore Ravens (compensatory selection) Atticus Finch Rakeem Nunez-Roches, DT, Southern Miss

Round 5:

1. Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks Bobby Richardson, DT, Indiana
2. Tennessee Titans Metapod Lynden Trail, DE, Norfolk State
3. Jacksonville Jaguars Forever_Peace James Sample, SS, Louisville
4. Oakland Raiders warcrimes Charles Gaines, CB, Louisville
5. Washington Redskins Beer4TheBeerGod Mike Davis, RB, South Carolina
6. Chicago Bears KettleWL Senquez Golson, CB, Ole Miss
7. Denver Broncos Arabian Jesus Kyle Loomis, punter, Portland State
8. New York Giants ZenVulgarity Kyle Christy, P, Florida
9. Philadelphia Eagles axeil Ladarius Gunter, CB, Miami
10. Atlanta Falcons Shath Hole Jarvis Harrison OG, Texas A&M
11. Cleveland Browns Gatts Chris Bonner QB, CSU Pueblo
12. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Taiwan Jones, ILB, Michigan State
13. Miami Dolphins AAA Dolfan Ben Heeney, ILB, Kansas
14. Miami Dolphins AAA Dolfan Kenny Bell, WR from Nebraska
15. San Francisco 49ers Coldforge Malcolm Brown, RB, Texas
16. Houston Texans b0ng two jpegs
17. San Diego Chargers SA2K Zach Hodges, OLB, Harvard
18. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito David Parry, NT, Stanford
19. Buffalo Bills Tremendous Taste Sean Mannion, QB, Oregon State
20. Philadelphia Eagles axeil Wil Baumann, P, NC State
21. Cincinnati Bengals korrandark Vince Mayle,WR,Washington St.
22. Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch Joe Cardona, Long Snapper, NAVY
23. Arizona Cardinals johnfw50 Connor Halliday, QB, Washington State
24. Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Kyle Emanuel, North Dakota State
25. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Jordan Hicks, OLB, Texas
26. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Nick O'Leary, TE, Florida State University
27. Dallas Cowboys Rasczak Mike Hull, OLB/ILB, Penn State
28. Denver Broncos Arabian Jesus Justin Cox, CB, Mississippi State
29. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula
30. Green Bay Packers Fenrir
31. Seattle Seahawks seiferguy
32. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20
33. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama
34. Seattle Seahawks seiferguy
35. Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch
36. Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff
37. Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff
38. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama
39. Houston Texans b0ng
40. Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch

swickles fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Apr 29, 2015

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 14:34

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

With the 30th pick in the 4th round and 129th overall, the Green Packers take Chaz Green, OL, Florida.

Seattle Seahawks and seiferguy are on the clock.

swickles fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Apr 15, 2015

# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 01:08

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Per the rules of skipping your draft picks, the New York Giants select Kyle Christy, P, Florida.

Great pick Zen Vulgarity, he will lead you to many an opponents 90 yards drive for a TD.

On the Clock:

Philadelphia Eagles and axeil

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 04:08

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