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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 2015 Goon Draft Picks Thread: PICKS ONLY!!!
 
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Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

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With the third overall pick in the 2015 Goon Draft,

the Jacksonville Jaguars select edge-rusher Dante Fowler Jr.,

DE/OLB from University of Florida.



Warcrimes in on the clock for Oakland.

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Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

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With the 36th overall pick in the 2015 good draft (2.04),

the Jacksonville Jaguars select 6'5 Tackle D.J. Humphries. Also from University of Florida, he will be reunited with Fowler Jr and neither of them will even have to travel very far, so maybe they can rideshare or something.



New York Jets and zimbomonkey are on the clock.

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Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

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With the 39th (2.07) pick in the 2015 Goon Draft,

I choose on behalf of KettleWL who choses on behalf of the Chicago Bears,

Denzel Perryman, ILB (and potentially OLB43!), Miami.



New York Giants' representative ZenVulgarity is now on the clock.

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May 7, 2007

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With the 2nd pick of the 4th round (101 overall),

The Jacksonville Jaguars rig the draft New England Patriots select

Mario Edwards Jr., 34DE/43DT from Florida St.



Has the versatility, discipline, and build to do good things for us. Would honestly probably benefit from a team environment like ours that would push him a bit.

Next up is warcrimes, for the Oakland Raiders.

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May 7, 2007

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With the 4th pick of the 4th round (103 overall), the Jacksonville Jaguars Bortletown Bortles select:

Lorenzo Mauldin, heat-seeking missile, Louisville.



Exactly the sort of high-energy impeccable character that a team like JAX needs during the rebuild.

The New York Jets and zimbomonkey are on the clock.

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Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

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With the last regular pick in the 4th round, 131 overall,

the New England Patriots select a dude that will respectably contribute on special teams for the the next decade OLB Kwon Alexander, LSU.



Coldforge and the 49ers are on the clock with the first compensatory pick of the 4th round.

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Forever_Peace
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With the 139th pick of the 2015 goon draft,

the Jacksonville Jaguars select,

James Sample,

SS out of Louisville.



"Sample arrived at Washington with a bone bruise in his shoulder and played through it for two games before trainers discovered it was actually a torn labrum, which required surgery and ended his freshman season."

Dude's got some grit.

Oakland Raiders' representative warcrimes is up with 5.4, #140 overall.

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