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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
With the 15th pick, a badly wheezing Jim Tomsula selects (after Baalke and York give him permission)

Stephone Anthony, ILB, Clemson



Because look at that helmet. No worries about early retirement over concussion scares with him.

You're up, Texans.

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
With the 46th (2.14) pick of the draft, and with a surprising number of good players still on the board, the Santa Clara 49ers pick

Jordan Phillips, DT Oklahoma

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
First read this list, it should prepare you for my pick.

In that grand tradition of crazy rear end draft steals, with pick 79 (3.15) the 49ers select

Clive Walford, TE, Miami






Unf.

No Butt Stuff and the Chiefs are up

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
With the 126th (4.27) pick, the 49ers breath a huge sigh of relief, and get the WR they wanted:



Tre McBride, WR, William & Mary

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
With pick 132 (4.33), the San Francisco 49ers double up at WR and take (with the intention of red-shirting him a year)

DeAndre Smelter, WR, Georgia Tech

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
With pick 133 of the draft, the Denver Broncos are forced to select (going by Swickles' selection criteria)

Max Garcia, OL, Florida



Let's get this thing moving again.

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
With selection 151 (5.15), the 49ers of the San Francisco Bay Area select:

The REAL Malcolm Brown, RB, Texas. Not the fake Malcom (note the correct spelling) Brown, DT, Texas.

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