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treasure bear

>jettison the bong into space

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Stormyish

>stare into the bong, then realize you are staring into your own soul

treasure bear

>advance plot

Pizzatime

i am he

kewl

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
>stick arm out the window

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cuntman.net

>turn off autopilot and exit hyperspace then go pick up the time travel device

TrixRabbi

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

this is like one of those dreams where you keep trying to do something but your dream wont let you.

FIRST RULE OF IMPROV MAN. FIRST RULE OF IMPROV!!!

Looke

>call mom and ask her where she put the time travel device

treasure bear

>get in cryochamber

playground tough
>turn left

Looke

>poo poo on the floor and smear it over the viewing screen

Pizzatime

playground tough
>hang up phone and open RAM DISK

cuntman.net

>build another time travel device from spare parts

Pizzatime

sorry I can't make inputs while it 's dialing. it's still dialing.

cute anime girl

once she picks up;
>tell mom that despite you not having visited her in months you still love her, you've just been busy and promise you'll come for dinner when you're done
>ask where the bloody time travel device is

joke_explainer


>study hyperspace and become an expert in it so we can turn it off and use the bong

Pizzatime



Stormyish

>find easter eggs

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
> change wallpaper to tiled WEEDASS.BMP

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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playground tough
>cd ~/
>sudo rm -rf

BIG BIC SQUAD

cute anime girl posted:

once she picks up;
>tell mom that despite you not having visited her in months you still love her, you've just been busy and promise you'll come for dinner when you're done
>ask where the bloody time travel device is

cuntman.net

>build another time travel device from spare parts
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joke_explainer


guys, I think we're failing to take into account the relativistic distortion in our signals through hyperspace. if thats a thing. probably we should give up on trying to talk to mom.

Pizzatime

Koishi Komeiji



> save game

cuntman.net

>break down the bong into spare parts

Pizzatime

Piso Mojado

> '); DROP TABLE game; --

Koishi Komeiji



>save

wearing a lampshade

> ask yourself why you were afraid of hyperspace in the first place, it seems so silly now

Looke

>delete save file

wearing a lampshade

> seriously ask yourself why you were afraid of hyperspace. are there space whales? hyper dragons? narcs?

wearing a lampshade

> start sweating profusely what if there are space were-narcs in hyperspace, hurtin' for your precious bong

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
ffs lick the bug

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cuntman.net

>find a store and buy a time device

Stormyish

>consult pocket gru

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
>race other space ships

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
> log onto SPACENET and check your messages

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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