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old padlocks where you have to finaggle the key to get them to open
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Mar 20, 2015 02:59
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suicide bi cop posted:the ever creeping existential dread of morality hidden deep inside great mens hearts that's No Joke. |
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Mar 20, 2015 02:59
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repetition has no place in humor
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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joke_explainer posted:yeah, they're kind of like assistants that produce a rough draft. I don't remember any of the actual software used but here's an example site that uses 100% Markov chains and random images to generate pseudo-content as an example: http://tinysubversions.com/clickbait/ 3. Basically, if you're interested in argumentative stuff, you can't go wrong here. 11. We're betting you haven't seen a content like this all week!
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dogcrash truther posted:got a lil joke_explainer in the oven Didn't know he was jewish. *pulls on collar* |
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Mar 20, 2015 03:00
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can a joke be lowbrow and high hanging fruit at the same time
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Mar 20, 2015 03:02
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imagine a bunch of great comedians who were brought together for an unknown reason then richard pryor comes out of the shadows and hes like "were gonna pull off the greatest joke in history of comedy" and its like oceans 11
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Mar 20, 2015 03:03
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Didn't know he was jewish.  also: http://tinysubversions.com/clickbait/?d=WzOlkBxTBb$BUzuBwkgvk&n=12
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suicide bi cop posted:imagine a bunch of great comedians who were brought together for an unknown reason then richard pryor comes out of the shadows and hes like "were gonna pull off the greatest joke in history of comedy" and its like oceans 11 It's not possible. Comedy only has 3 yomi levels. |
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Mar 20, 2015 03:04
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umami sounds like oh mommy |
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Mar 20, 2015 03:07
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suicide bi cop posted:imagine a bunch of great comedians who were brought together for an unknown reason then richard pryor comes out of the shadows and hes like "were gonna pull off the greatest joke in history of comedy" and its like oceans 11 this could be a pretty good burn you just end it by saying "and thats how you were born" or something i guess thats not high hanging fruit but there you go
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Mar 20, 2015 03:08
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lol when's the last time anyone of you ate a fruit off a fuckin tree? |
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Mar 20, 2015 03:11
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lots of fruit come from trees |
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Mar 20, 2015 03:12
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if your eating fruit off a tree in the year 2015 then you need to get your poo poo together. |
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Mar 20, 2015 03:13
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[10,000 year old man they melted out of a glacier]: umami |
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Piso Mojado posted:if your eating fruit off a tree in the year 2015 then you need to get your poo poo together. |
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Mar 20, 2015 03:17
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not eating fruit off a tree is bougie as gently caress
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Mar 20, 2015 03:18
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dogcrash truther posted:nacho greg watching the simpsons rake gag: he already stepped on a rake. lmfao |
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Mar 20, 2015 03:21
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[10,000 year old man they melted out of a glacier]: bo-pepper is that you old friend
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Mar 20, 2015 03:23
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suicide bi cop posted:tiers of tiger the Tiger was indisputably one of the finest tanks of WW2, its enormous cost of operation and manufacture non-withstanding... I would rate them like this: S tier: Tiger II porsche turret A tier: Tiger II Henschel B tier: Tiger (KStN 1176e) C tier: Tiger H1 poo poo Tier: Porsche tiger edit: also its fuel efficiency was terrible |
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Mar 20, 2015 03:32
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suicide bi cop posted:imagine a bunch of great comedians who were brought together for an unknown reason then richard pryor comes out of the shadows and hes like "were gonna pull off the greatest joke in history of comedy" and its like oceans 11 this is a really cool idea. they should make this movie. (not being sarcastic, a blazing saddles style parody of a heist movie would be great) |
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Mar 20, 2015 03:34
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its like 'the expendables' of comedy, but not kind of sad like the expendables was |
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dogcrash truther posted:http://www.somethingawful.com/news/bttf-obscure-trivia/1/ um... http://www.clickhole.com/video/will-change-way-you-watch-back-future-2083 ---------------- |
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Mar 20, 2015 03:35
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of course someone has done it before al. someone has done everything before. but this is clearly a separate script. its also pretty great. 'back time the future'. lol. |
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Mar 20, 2015 03:37
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I laughed at this more than the article |
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Mar 20, 2015 03:39
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hay guys, are you read for this? check it: BAKE to the Future !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 20, 2015 03:40
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every time you bake you are in the future |
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Mar 20, 2015 03:42
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dogcrash truther posted:geospatial data gathering Why did the western longitudinal values need cheering up? Because they were always so negative. I don't really have any other GIS jokes... My dad always told me an engineering joke when I was younger I liked a lot. One day, an engineer died, and by some clerical error, he ended up at the gates of hell. He didn't really have the people skills to talk himself out of the situation, so he ended up pushing a rock up the hill that would just fall back down with some old greek dude. He thought about it a while, and using a bunch of failed kickstarter projects that went straight to hell laying around (I'm adapting this joke for the modern era!), he fashioned an escalator up the mountain. Suddenly the task was far easier, you'd just shove the rock in the way and he even set up some nets to make sure the rock would get caught before it'd fall back down. Satan was aggravated at this, came to see the engineer. He asked, "You can't just make hell more convenient! That's against the whole point!" They talked a bit and Satan's interest was piqued when he mentioned the concept of air conditioning... It was awful hot down there. Before long, the engineer had installed central air, streamlined travel with a variety of mechanisms, and improved quality of life in hell drastically. Satan ultimately agreed, things were better now than they were before. Then a while later, God phones Satan to gloat, like he usually does once every millenia or so. "Hot enough down there for ya, Lucifer ole pal?" Satan grins, shrugs, and says, "Actually, it's pretty good down here lately. We've got air conditioning, escalators, things are looking really nice. We've smoothed out all the jagged rocks and everything. You should come visit! It's all because of this engineer you sent down here." God was furious, "What the hell? You can't do that! How did an engineer end up down there? Send him back up immediately!" Satan chuckles, "Not a chance. He's doing great work down here." God yells, "I'll sue!" Satan laughs, "And where are you gonna get a lawyer?" |
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Mar 20, 2015 04:09
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that's more of a lawyer joke also |
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Mar 20, 2015 04:30
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Grass Effect posted:that's more of a lawyer joke also it is. that's the twist of the joke. you say its an engineer joke and then the big joke is that it is actually a lawyer joke at the end. the humor is the inversion of expectations. |
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Mar 20, 2015 04:41
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joke_explainer posted:it is. that's the twist of the joke. you say its an engineer joke and then the big joke is that it is actually a lawyer joke at the end. the humor is the inversion of expectations. genius...! |
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Mar 20, 2015 04:44
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I like that you actually explain jokes |
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Mar 20, 2015 04:55
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mycophobia posted:I like that you actually explain jokes
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brow must be this high to laughf
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suicide bi cop posted:old padlocks where you have to finaggle the key to get them to open "what's the deal with old padlocks where you have to finaggle the key to get them to open? am i right people?" come on man I didn't even break a sweat with that one |
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mycophobia posted:I like that you actually explain jokes |
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