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Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009



kotaku posted:

These days, video games look better than ever. And if you need further proof of that, look at this highly detailed digital hamburger.

This burger was spotted in the PC version of Battlefield Hardline by Redditor zlitter (via NeoGAF), and it might be the best thing about Battlefield Hardline. A burger this realistic is the best thing about anything.

Oh, and the condom? It's there because someone was so loving hungry.

http://kotaku.com/the-greatest-video-game-hamburger-ive-ever-seen-1692562024

pretty crazy

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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

I'm not sure I understand the "so loving hungry" line, but thanks anyway...that looks just like a real burger.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

They were so hungry, they put the condom next to the burger.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

net cafe scandal posted:

I'm not sure I understand the "so loving hungry" line, but thanks anyway...that looks just like a real burger.

That's what sex is right?

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


they have the super detailed burger and then flat cigarette butts fused to the table right next to it. they went overbudget on the sesame seeds

HalfHazard
Mar 29, 2010


Sir John Feelgood posted:

They were so hungry, they put the condom next to the burger.

how hungry do you have to be to put two condoms near a burger?

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

very dinner thread in here

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

which means i have a raging boner for all this foodporn please ocntinue

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

It'd be interesting to know how they did it, but unless there's a major leak, we won't know for years.

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
were bringing the burgin meme back!!!!! its back in action in the video game forum baby!!!!

starbarry clock
Apr 23, 2012

king of teh portal
i like this thread

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
if thats what it looks like zoomed x4, just imagine it at zoomx8 :eek:

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs

Awesome! posted:

they have the super detailed burger and then flat cigarette butts fused to the table right next to it. they went overbudget on the sesame seeds

they also spent the time to make 2 different condom textures

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Private, enhance tactical zoom x4 and get me a look at that ham'! That's an order!

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

zen death robot posted:

What kind of school leaves burgers and condoms laying around?

An American one, presumably

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

zen death robot posted:

What kind of school leaves burgers and condoms laying around?

a school that wants their students to be well-fed and to practice safe sex.

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
nobody better even THINk of shooting that burger

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


In Samuel L Jackson voice:

:drat: "This IS a detailed burger!"

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

zen death robot posted:

What kind of school leaves burgers and condoms laying around?
An Obama kindergarten... just kidding they can't have burgers!!

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Next Gen Burger Tech

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

zen death robot posted:

What kind of school leaves burgers and condoms laying around?

a really good one

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
A burger, some condoms, a pack of Marlboro's, and a notepad is what I took to school every day.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Bunreal! (Yes, this is an actual PC game screenshot)

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Whatever. Call me when they model an insanely detailed cheeseburger.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

must be a private school

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

that burger looks great. id love to eat it

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

They took the time to model the burger but the cigarette butts are just flat pasted textures. Glad to see EA saying "no" to big tobacco and "yes!!!!!!!!!" to juicy beef

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Benny D posted:

They took the time to model the burger but the cigarette butts are just flat pasted textures. Glad to see EA saying "no" to big tobacco and "yes!!!!!!!!!" to juicy beef

obviously the cigs are part of the table design. this is a dark future where big tobacco has bought out our public schools

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I want that guy who posted on Miiverse about the water in every Wii U game to start reviewing game burgers.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010


What can I say, they steam a good ham.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
good burg

bad kotaku joke though

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur

SunAndSpring posted:

A burger, some condoms, a pack of Marlboro's, and a notepad is what I took to school every day.

This is almost exactly what I would take to school in the last years before collage, the only difference was that I would buy the burger there instead of taking one from home. Oh plus a pen.

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!
press f to pay respect to highly detailed burger

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

zen death robot posted:

Still thinking about that burger

no. don't. argh. I'm thinking of it now

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
This thread made me really hungry.





I better go get some condoms.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Pewdiepie posted:

What can I say, they steam a good ham.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

That's a tasty looking burg I tell ya what.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

They'd better rename Call of Duty to Call of White Castle because those burg-less idiots are getting steamed!

Ten Dollars Wasted
Mar 9, 2015

Pewdiepie posted:

What can I say, they steam a good ham.

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khrits
Dec 25, 2011

And when we leave, we need to put things back the way we found them. We're not slobs.
looks better than the rest of the game, op

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