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Ace of Baes
i wager the bounty of a $30 emoticon certificate to whoever records the best byob rap in the next 10 days
:toxx:

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alnilam

a... a nacho destroyer contest? *rocks back and forth reliving terrible memories*

Ace of Baes

alnilam posted:

a... a nacho destroyer contest? *rocks back and forth reliving terrible memories*

i remember my last contest everyone got butthurt because i didnt give out the prize fast enough then when i did the dude didnt even want it lol

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alnilam

actually i did and you never followed up? oh well it's okay but I'm still going to josh you about it

El Spider

:evilbuddy:

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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
OK. Getting right on it, like I microphone it.

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ulvir

:smilie:

Al Borland

by XyloJW
Oh poo poo. This is a good opportunity.

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ulvir

[in vanilla ice voice, beat, etc]

Sadbrains, Sadbrains Rap

bwatts

prefuse and ac have recorded one already they sent me a copy of it

BIG BIC SQUAD
I'm not sure if I want everyone to know how bad I am at rapping

cuntman.net

alnilam posted:

a... a nacho destroyer contest? *rocks back and forth reliving terrible memories*

i dont remember anything

bwatts

BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

I'm not sure if I want everyone to know how bad I am at rapping

i find it hard to believe you could possibly be bad at rapping

deep dish peat moss

I'll write a BYOB rap but I'm not going to rap a BYOB rap. PM me if you need a ghostwriter

dogcrash truther

vice.com op-ed posted:

i find it hard to believe you could possibly be bad at rapping

fuck. marry. t-rex

uhhnn.... uhnn... yeah... speed up the beat. uhn... yea its b y o b time



deep dish peat moss

There's two things in life: the 'yob and the 'yad
Yea, and you best to believe, it's a fact I just smoked the dab

deep dish peat moss

Live from the 2-6-8
Uh, Yeah
Land where them pastel pattern posters... puff da piff
til them pink motherfuckers come and... rough our poo poo
yea, uh-huh
we click to post jokes and deposit our sick posits
that's sick like post your dick, not postin pics of vomit
yea...

BIG BIC SQUAD
Why am I doing this
Okay uhm .. uh . Oh god uh [ wipes sweat off of brow ] alright
Uh, weed.. weed is cool, heaha yea
gently caress um [ looks around nervously ] I got this guy s
No I don;t oh dear lord take me home
[ kills self ]

literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFcJjFoTQNA

fuck. marry. t-rex

We might be blue but gently caress police
OK we pop pills, every day of the week (We got prescriptions)
Postin like a bad habit I'm always at it
load up a text box with some terse words and let em have it

Uhn... uhn.. double bong cuz I'm gemini, as high as a kite feel like I can fly
(Gonna jump off this buildin')
Uhn... drat I didn't make it- bout to hit pavement... uhn

Mom with a blog

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
heres a bad one

b y o b, bring your own bong
and smoke a phat bowl while i sing this song
get real high and then sing along
then look at of a gif of tommy chong

alnilam

here's my entry :cheeky:



ty manifisto

Piso Mojado

alnilam posted:

here's my entry :cheeky:



lol

ulvir

alnilam posted:

here's my entry :cheeky:


Ace of Baes
whqt do u want anilam

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verily carefree

heres something for you to rap about: what the letters BYOB mean to you

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Game of Groans posted:

heres something for you to rap about : what the letters BYOB mean to you

It means bring your own byob.

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Machai

https://soundcloud.com/john-dicerbo/byobrap

Machai

I now await my emote cert

Machai

8.5 days until I win a smilie cert

alnilam

suicide bi cop posted:

whqt do u want anilam

i kind of want a smiley cert but i don't want to cost you 30:30bux: so what the hell let's just say an av cert?

Ace of Baes

alnilam posted:

i kind of want a smiley cert but i don't want to cost you 30:30bux: so what the hell let's just say an av cert?

pm sent

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Stormyish

Rap
Rap
Rippity Rap
Everybody believe that byob is crap
Well it's not
because that's a lie
Only a few of us believes that jews should die

BIG BIC SQUAD

Oh my god

alnilam


I don't understand, is the gift cert code hidden somewhere in the goatse image or ??

Machai

4.5 days until I get my smilie cert

landy.

Machai posted:

4.5 days until I get my smilie cert

you think that, but actually this is just greg's way of autobanning.


alnilam

Machai posted:

4.5 days until I get my smilie cert

i wouldn't hold out much hope

landy. posted:

you think that, but actually this is just greg's way of autobanning.

i wouldn't hold out much hope



ty manifisto

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tradjik

i could make a byob rap but im not going to
i could post in all caps but im not going to
i could not go and pat my cat but im not going to
etceterer
im roger fedora [ping ponged to left and right channels at 1/4 or 1/8]
*drops laptop on stage*
im done


ty heather papps u da bes

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