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pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/4QIYLXS.png?1[

Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Mar 23, 2015

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pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


unfortunately the porn search engine that the guy earnestly posted about in the A/T pornography thread could only locate three scenes where the cumshot landed on the computer. but still i thought it would be nice to share with you.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
ground floor i guess

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

pig slut lisa posted:

                                                                                       
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/4QIYLXS.png?1

Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Mar 23, 2015

pram
Jun 10, 2001
wheres echi

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
thanks

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
afaik untagged nws is forbidden in this subform qq

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
im only interested in row 2, last image.... but thx

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

pig slut lisa posted:

unfortunately the porn search engine that the guy earnestly posted about in the A/T pornography thread could only locate three scenes where the cumshot landed on the computer. but still i thought it would be nice to share with you.

*straight laced insanely boring puritanical prude teetotaler who secretly vents his pent-up sexual desires by raping his sister repeatedly, eventually he will kill her and subsequently himself in the barn while mercury is in retrograde driving him into a sexual craze* "a powerful porno search engine is retarded and for morons, lmfao - it's of no use to alpha men like me" *eyefucks livestock greedily*

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

Smythe posted:

*straight laced insanely boring puritanical prude teetotaler who secretly vents his pent-up sexual desires by raping his sister repeatedly, eventually he will kill her and subsequently himself in the barn while mercury is in retrograde driving him into a sexual craze* "a powerful porno search engine is retarded and for morons, lmfao - it's of no use to alpha men like me" *eyefucks livestock greedily*

Did not read

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 393 days!


*eyefucks livestock greedily*

pram
Jun 10, 2001
chome

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 393 days!

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

i read it because of the avant-garde 3 line asterisk action but was too drunk to comprehend anything. i already jacked off earlier too so this thread offers nothing for me right now...fail

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


cumy computer

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
thanks for the porn!!!!

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jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

pig slut lisa posted:

cumy computer

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
some cool usernames itt (in this thread)

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


A Pinball Wizard posted:

some cool usernames itt (in this thread)

thanks

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


what does the nice! button do

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

pig slut lisa posted:

what does the nice! button do

cozpop

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Smythe posted:

*straight laced insanely boring puritanical prude teetotaler who secretly vents his pent-up sexual desires by raping his sister repeatedly, eventually he will kill her and subsequently himself in the barn while mercury is in retrograde driving him into a sexual craze* "a powerful porno search engine is retarded and for morons, lmfao - it's of no use to alpha men like me" *eyefucks livestock greedily*

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

A Pinball Wizard posted:

some cool usernames itt (in this thread)
i think i'd gently caress smythe. marry wesley snypes. and t-rex pig slut lisa

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

jony ive aces posted:

i think i'd gently caress smythe. marry wesley snypes. and t-rex pig slut lisa

Nice.

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Smythe posted:

*straight laced insanely boring puritanical prude teetotaler who secretly vents his pent-up sexual desires by raping his sister repeatedly, eventually he will kill her and subsequently himself in the barn while mercury is in retrograde driving him into a sexual craze* "a powerful porno search engine is retarded and for morons, lmfao - it's of no use to alpha men like me" *eyefucks livestock greedily*

if its sucha powerful porn engine how come it only found three scenes were people cum on a computer screen

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
givej the prevalence of internet porn youd think ejactulating on a computer screen would be second only to ejaculating on a comptuer keyboard for places where cum lands

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
How to remove semen stains from laptop screen?

I am afraid to use water as it might damage the laptop. Dry towels only smudge it. It belongs to my parents please help!

Update: I am NOT going to lick it off.

Inverse Icarus
Dec 4, 2003

I run SyncRPG, and produce original, digital content for the Pathfinder RPG, designed from the ground up to be played online.

dogcrash truther posted:

givej the prevalence of internet porn youd think ejactulating on a computer screen would be second only to ejaculating on a comptuer keyboard for places where cum lands

there's got to be a bunch of people out there who want men to ejaculate right at the camera while they watch

i figure there's got to be a bunch of people into basically everything at this point

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


rate the scenes 1 through 3 with 1 being ur fave

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

holy poo poo it's inverse icarus

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

jony ive aces posted:

i think i'd gently caress smythe.

same

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Valeyard posted:

How to remove semen stains from laptop screen?

I am afraid to use water as it might damage the laptop. Dry towels only smudge it. It belongs to my parents please help!

Update: I am NOT going to lick it off.

suck them off

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
do you think steve jobs ever filmed himself having sex

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


dogcrash truther posted:

do you think steve jobs ever filmed himself having sex

we would know the answer to this if someone in yospos would program a search engine or web crawler or something to answer questions like this

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
Hi pig slut lisa! :wave:

I like your thread. :)

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Peanut and the Gang posted:

Hi pig slut lisa! :wave:

I like your thread. :)

thanks hello peanut :wave:

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good




JOI - cum on your computer screen

is it:
a) sweet torture by a beautiful sexy goddess
b) doesn't any more boring that this
or c) hott


use your keyboards to vote now

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


i bet very few people on something awful need instructions about how to jack off and cum on a computer screen. i bet they already know how, or at least are smart enough to figure it out on their own.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

pig slut lisa posted:

i bet very few people on something awful need instructions about how to jack off and cum on a computer screen. i bet they already know how, or at least are smart enough to figure it out on their own.

thats why joe videos are a much better genre

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




hi op

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