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Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
Welcome to the Shitposter Challenge™

NEXT CHALLENGE: To be decided. Open to suggestions.

Challengers:
Akumos
Michael Scott
Ethanol
Possibly Eonwe + Wootman since they volunteered to replace dodgers
Stux Dodging scum
Zaphod42 Dodging scum

Game time:
Undecided, we'll do it based on poster availability.

Schedule update:
I'll have the game picked by the 30th.
I'll try to get a practice game in with the majority of them in by the 1st or 2nd to make sure they can install it etc.
The actual game will happen on the 5th or 6th depending on their availability, slightly less than 2 weeks from now.

After the inevitable defeat of poo poo tier goons at my hands, I am forced to take the torch and challenge other lovely posters to a video game. My challenge was Quake Live, first to 25 kills, first to 3 wins, I won 3 in a row. Now I need the help of you garbage goons to pick another game you want to see shitposters forced to play, and possible suggestions on people you want to see compete. If I don't like any of your suggestions I'll just pick my own game/shitposter roster.

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What is this poo poo thread? It's a victory/continuation challenge thread that Kewpuh has authorized. A bunch of terrible posters are forced to fight in a video game. There are rules for this thread you might want to look at.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3703081&pagenumber=1#post442025308

The last thread is located here:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3705227

VOD of my victory from contard perspective(40 mins in)

http://www.twitch.tv/xxfuneralfirexx/b/640413179

Rules rundown:

People drafted must play or get banned(assuming f2p game, I guess.)
Losers get 7 day probations, or 3 day probations if useful to the organization/stream apparently.
Winner gets to continue making garbage threads with a new roster of garbage players in a garbage game.

Akumos fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Mar 31, 2015

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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Action Quake 2 with the Matrix: Reloaded soundtrack playing and everyone has to use the arrow keys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3F3EHODuXA
note: this video is 1 second away from being 4:20

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

secret halfway point rule that states the winning player loses the challenge imo

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
I'm considering trying to make a suicide survival challenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFT23kzrcaU

or the barrels version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2UgEuN59a0

Akumos fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Mar 23, 2015

Pathos
Sep 8, 2000

I think trying to get people to play mods (i.e. Garry's Mod or Action Quake 2) will be nearly impossible given how hard Quake Live or loving Doom 2 was to get working for the people involved.

Pathos fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Mar 23, 2015

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
well done akumos! this whole enterprise is good and works.


if we are nominating bitchmade faggots then (from the other thread):

ethanol posted:

joined got banned by chat bot left

even the chat bot knows they're a poo poo poster.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Hello all

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Pathos posted:

I think trying to get people to play mods (i.e. Garry's Mod or Action Quake 2) will be nearly impossible given how hard Quake Live or loving Doom 2 was to get working for the people involved.

garry's mod is like, turbo loving easy tho

you download garry's mod, akumos gives people a zip or rar with the files, drag and drop

done

Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!
nominating zaphod and gay skull

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Akumos posted:

Also, feminism is garbage.

:captainpop:

Cryohazard
Feb 5, 2010
Can we just have Stux be a permanent fixture in all of these?

ninjewtsu
Oct 9, 2012

Team Fortress 2 is free

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

ninjewtsu posted:

Team Fortress 2 is free

gently caress yeah, tf2 is great

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Racing game could be pretty fun. Goon Mario Kart race on an N64 emulator with Netplay

also nominating Zaphod for the kumite

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
trackmania

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Eonwe posted:

trackmania

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006

ninjewtsu posted:

Team Fortress 2 is free

Yeah, I'm vaguely interested in doing a FFA TF2 arena match or something, maybe with class restrictions or some dumb gimmick.

If we can somehow get emulators working Mario Kart 64 would be peak ownage. But I think that's kind of illegal here still.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Stux posted:

nominating zaphod and gay skull

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
If you nominate someone you should link some of their worst posts imo

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
akumos - all of his posts

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Eonwe posted:

akumos - all of his posts

:eyepop:

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006

Eonwe posted:

akumos - all of his posts

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

half life DM with a maximum of 2 buttons bound and wasd. the 2 buttons can have any of binds associated with it, for example, button 1 makes you jump, shoot and use

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

unreal tournament n64 controller only

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

StabMasterArson posted:

half life DM with a maximum of 2 buttons bound and wasd. the 2 buttons can have any of binds associated with it, for example, button 1 makes you jump, shoot and use

I like this

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
The best part of this was demonstrating PC master race supremacy by the console guy being unable to switch weapons while moving

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip
alright all the guys got 1 week but i gave jimby 3 days because he did the stream

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Akumos posted:

If you nominate someone you should link some of their worst posts imo

careful, these could cause forums viewers eyes to bleed

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006

Kewpuh posted:

alright all the guys got 1 week but i gave jimby 3 days because he did the stream

I felt bad killing a retard tbh

Do you feel pride or regret bringing me into this world, Kewpuh? It was your suggestion originally for me.

Akumos fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Mar 23, 2015

Mordaedil
Oct 25, 2007

Oh wow, cool. Good job.
So?
Grimey Drawer

Kewpuh posted:

alright all the guys got 1 week but i gave jimby 3 days because he did the stream

Jimby was a good sport through this entire ordeal, so I'm happy he got it milder than the others.

I also remember really liking the Chucky horror movies as a child, so that might be influencing my feelings about this.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

Action Quake 2 with the Matrix: Reloaded soundtrack playing and everyone has to use the arrow keys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3F3EHODuXA
note: this video is 1 second away from being 4:20

gently caress yase

alternate game option. continue blasting matricks soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSqvYioc658

:pcgaming:

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
http://store.steampowered.com/app/342480/

This game looks slightly good for something stupid like our tournament, a horrible Minecraft + Doom mixture where I could easily make my own awful map and force you to play on it

edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaFSKsV-ivE

Ahaha they made a sequel to GunZ. I think we're gonna play this with lv1 chars, looks hilariously dumb.

Akumos fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Mar 23, 2015

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



VideoGames posted:

well done akumos! this whole enterprise is good and works.


if we are nominating bitchmade faggots then (from the other thread):


even the chat bot knows they're a poo poo poster.

you can't nominate me just because you and I don't get along, also I'm not particularly interested in participating since it's not quake 3 anymore, not to mention if I won I would challenge everybody to either a halo or forza match on xbox one and you can see why this might be a problem because #1 goons don't like forza and halo and #2 nobody here has an xbox one

ethanol fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Mar 23, 2015

gay skull
Oct 24, 2004


Stux posted:

nominating zaphod and gay skull

gently caress yeah

Also why did you nominate someone who hasn't posted in almost 5 years http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&username=zaphod

gay skull fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Mar 23, 2015

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


gay skull posted:

gently caress yeah

Also why did you nominate someone who hasn't posted in almost 5 years http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&username=zaphod

he means zaphod42 you dork

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013




I don't understand.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

ethanol posted:

you can't nominate me just because you and I don't get along

what the gently caress is this rubbish? i think ur dreamy

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i nominate ethanol because he wanted in on the last one, doesn't want in on this one, and his posts meet the criteria

Booya
Feb 17, 2012
I don't know what this is, but you should play mount and blade warbands op.

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Booya posted:

I don't know what this is, but you should play mount and blade warbands op.

that would be cool

did you play mortal or darkfall btw, wondering if you are the same Booya

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