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weird: by zen death robot

high speed head on collision today with no injuries or damage to either car, witness said it looked like hot wheels

# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:40

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weird: by zen death robot

you can cut back on gas by utilising gravity and momentum to move your car forward. many cities have already begun building loops etc to facilitate this

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# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:41

cuntman.net

lol

# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:44

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

You actually loose a lot of forward momentum to friction going through a loop, doesn't seem like it's all that safe either.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Apr 5, 2015

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# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:46

weird: by zen death robot

a storm knocks a building down but its made out of lego so its easy to rebuild

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# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:46

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Like what happens in traffic? How do you get through a loop when it's bumper to bumper?

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# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:46

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

What's not easy to rebuild is the lego peoples lives.

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# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:47

cuntman.net

tonka trucks are virtually indestructible. theyre almost perfect when it comes to automobile safety the only problem is finding a way for people to drive them

# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:51

Grass Effect

could security drone come here and explain the square-cube law and why tonka trucks are relatively indestructable? thanks

# ? Mar 24, 2015 15:26

google THIS

they've been trying for decades to create a street system like those old electric toy race tracks where you squeeze the trigger to make the cars move but they've never solved the problem where the cars fly off the road when they hit a curve

# ? Mar 24, 2015 15:51

alnilam

i saw a hot wheels car that can drive on walls, can jump and even glide for a little bit, and based on the breathy noise it makes it has about 20 gears to change through

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# ? Mar 24, 2015 15:57

google THIS

a hot wheels body shop mechanic glares out the front window of his empty shop

# ? Mar 24, 2015 16:02

alnilam

google THIS posted:

a hot wheels body shop mechanic glares out the front window of his empty shop

it's not empty the cars are just small and on the floor so you can't see them from outside

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# ? Mar 24, 2015 16:12

google THIS

alnilam posted:

it's not empty the cars are just small and on the floor so you can't see them from outside

I was trying to make the joke that hot wheels never need body work

# ? Mar 24, 2015 16:13

alnilam

[security drone voice] hot wheels are die-cast solid metal, this is why they are so robust, but if you made a full-sized car out of that it would be extremely heavy and inefficient

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# ? Mar 24, 2015 16:21

alnilam

google THIS posted:

I was trying to make the joke that hot wheels never need body work

i know but i wanted to make a joke about they're small

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# ? Mar 24, 2015 16:21

google THIS

alnilam posted:

i know but i wanted to make a joke about they're small

*grabs your best hot wheels car (the one with th flames on it) and runs away*

# ? Mar 24, 2015 16:25

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# ? May 3, 2024 10:03

alnilam

noooo

# ? Mar 24, 2015 16:27

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