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to answer my own question the human race did not get to where we are by walking up to other species and seeing if they had some cool technology to utilize
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Mar 26, 2015 04:39
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Alien: Yeah bro you can totally put that on your dick. Hell it makes it better!
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Mar 26, 2015 04:39
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curiously murdering species that seem formidable adversaries is just who we are 
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Mar 26, 2015 04:40
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Alien: We come in peace. Me [suspicious]: What color is your iPhone? Alien: Um.. uh.. space..color.. Me: Ah, space grey, excellent choice. Welcome to earth. |
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Mar 26, 2015 04:41
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WetNightmare posted:curiously murdering species that seem formidable adversaries is just who we are in star trek the klingons were a metaphor for humans |
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Mar 26, 2015 04:41
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i bet it feels really really good to kill the last remaining member of a formidable species, driving them to extinction/obliteration. i bet it feels like cumming.
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Mar 26, 2015 04:42
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WetNightmare posted:we always fighting the aliens instead of chilling with the aliens and exchanging cool technologies Okay okay here goes: Get this... him give us wormhole but then bahaha! Too funny, hold on... him give us wormhole and we put buttes in and fart through the other side! Future farts! Godammit too funny1! |
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Mar 26, 2015 04:44
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Mar 26, 2015 04:45
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*Star Trek teleporter sound* Capt. James Tiberius Kirk: Dammit Scotty! You've beamed us down into a gas cloud of some unknown but foul smelling origin! |
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Mar 26, 2015 04:49
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Mar 26, 2015 04:57
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Zen Dudeism posted:Okay okay here goes: Get this... him give us wormhole but then bahaha! Too funny, hold on... him give us wormhole and we put buttes in and fart through the other side! Future farts! Godammit too funny1! this is actually the funniest thing ever aliens give us godlike scifi wormhole it will define our future it bring us to distant worlds and realize our wildest dreams then we roll out the old school fart jokes its nice, open up the wormhole to all the alien worlds and greet em with a supernova of farts to let them know what kind of people we are |
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Mar 26, 2015 04:57
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Mar 26, 2015 05:02
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i wanna get a space beer with the slug alien in the glass jar |
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Mar 26, 2015 05:03
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dat bowtie on point
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Mar 26, 2015 05:05
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lumpycnt posted:this is actually the funniest thing ever haha mayb even poop into the wormhole? lmfao?? and hopefully the aliens is riding motorcycles haha so it really gets on them haha and they are like"whhhaaat? pewp???" ---------------- |
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Mar 26, 2015 05:07
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what if...they like it? what if our waste is a prized commodity, and they give us a wormhole becaus e they know we'll send poop and farts to them? I bet they've read galapagos, they know what we think of farts.
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Mar 26, 2015 05:10
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City of Glompton posted:what if...they like it? what if our waste is a prized commodity, and they give us a wormhole becaus e they know we'll send poop and farts to them? I bet they've read galapagos, they know what we think of farts. the twist? the "aliens" are us in the future. future us thought it would be hilarious to prank past us. they almost laughed many times while describing how waste is a prized commodity, but we didnt understand why at the time. ---------------- |
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Mar 26, 2015 05:16
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*Sir David Attenborough voice*: Here, we witness the plight of the lonely Galapagos tortoise - destined to a life of painful solitude, having been excommunicated from it's pack for releasing flatulance while in the middle of the school's swimming formation, an event researchers call, "little... ahem little toot bubbles". |
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Mar 26, 2015 05:17
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City of Glompton posted:what if...they like it? what if our waste is a prized commodity, and they give us a wormhole becaus e they know we'll send poop and farts to them? I bet they've read galapagos, they know what we think of farts. the movie Contact starring Jodie Foster with everything exactly the same except for a 15 minute dialogue scene at the end when the aliens assume the form of her father and explain to Jodie Foster that human waste is a prized commodity, and that they gave us the wormhole because they knew we'd send poop and farts to them if they did. ---------------- |
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Mar 26, 2015 05:20
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i bet theyre cringing being so embarrassed on our behalf. we punched holes in space and time sorta breaking the laws of physics just to make idiotic but awesome fart jokes we will be the obnoxius imbecild who has a collection of fart cushions and lets out a bellyroar of a laugh every loving time he suceeds in nailing a victim. our species will be the that guy in eyes of the aliens |
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Mar 26, 2015 05:22
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Concerned Earth Scientist: Whilst travelling through the folds of time and space, does toot become stale or remain fresh? My hypothesis shall prove... |
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Mar 26, 2015 05:26
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Piso Mojado posted:in star trek the klingons were a metaphor for humans what were the humans a metaphor for |
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Mar 26, 2015 05:27
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joke_explainer posted:what were the humans a metaphor for
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Mar 26, 2015 05:30
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Mar 26, 2015 05:47
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Mar 26, 2015 05:59
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aliens: dabs
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Mar 26, 2015 06:12
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Mar 26, 2015 06:21
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Mar 26, 2015 06:36
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aliens probably have space drugs that only work for parts of their brains
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Mar 26, 2015 06:37
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joke_explainer posted:what were the humans a metaphor for the french |
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Mar 26, 2015 07:21
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he seems like a pretty OK guy! |
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Mar 26, 2015 08:29
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looks like bea arthur singing to star wars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXKySxPFCI (do not watch this whole video, it will never be worth it)
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Mar 26, 2015 10:41
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WetNightmare posted:the movie Contact starring Jodie Foster with everything exactly the same except for a 15 minute dialogue scene at the end when the aliens assume the form of her father and explain to Jodie Foster that human waste is a prized commodity, and that they gave us the wormhole because they knew we'd send poop and farts to them if they did. sir, I know her recorder picked up only fart noises, but don't you think it's strange that it recorded eight minutes of fart noises? |
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Mar 26, 2015 18:27
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They've come for the microwave from Spy Kids that makes big macs. |
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Mar 26, 2015 18:34
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joke_explainer posted:what were the humans a metaphor for the establishment, of course |
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Mar 26, 2015 18:38
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google THIS posted:sir, I know her recorder picked up only fart noises, but don't you think it's strange that it recorded eight minutes of fart noises? maybe the aliens will troll us. giving us the plans to a wormhole machine that only goes one way. we strip mine the earth, in search of rare metals we need. when it is finished the earth is bare and and the economy has collapsed for all is spent on the machine. as the wormhole opens, there are no stars, no light no life where does this hole lead to then the ground rumbles and a deep roar is heard for over 200 km, the stank of exotic poo poo and fart blankets the entire region for the aliens put the wormhole in the rear end of a 1600km long astroid dwelling worm creature that feeds on plentiful oily fungus smelling of dogfood and neglected vagina no one bothered to check the instructions on how to turn it off, crucial information which the aliens did give us |
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Mar 26, 2015 18:46
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i am the aliens
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Mar 26, 2015 18:58
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turns out the aliens are weed and we've been smoking their babies |
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Mar 26, 2015 19:08
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Honest mistake woops |
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Mar 26, 2015 19:12
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