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Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us? :cry:
Big Show: :350:
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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Are 4-way tags elimination matches?

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Shima Honnou posted:

he's legit fat

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Please debut a wrestler named Daddy Backstage

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

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:stare:

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

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Ahaha what the gently caress was that Naomi

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

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This match has gone full Puro

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Cesaro is so over it's crazy. Good thing he's on the pre-show.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

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Charles Gnarwin posted:

Really fun opener and the right team won.

Also Nattie looked awesome

When doesn't she, though?

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
uhhh maybe do this AFTER you eliminate the 7 foot guy together? :geno:

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

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Haha that's awesome. I like that the biggest guy won. Also Big Show is great.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Are you nerds actually mad about the Big Show winning a battle royal? :geno:

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Crowd is already mad at the product. This is great. I can't wait for them to poo poo all over Reigns.

Please don't say "the product", it gives me douche chills

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Keg posted:

They don't like the wrestling storylines and who is featured in those storylines.

Is there something wrong with the word "show"

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Is this Cena's entrance?

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
In fairness, America the Beautiful really should be the national anthem and is 100x better than The Star-Spangled Banner.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
I'm rooting for R-Truth

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

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So are they gonna hang the belt from a helicopter or what

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

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It's his time, he's earned it

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

not much, just watching some wrestling

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
:stonk:

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
please no more ladder matches

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Bryan wins and all it took was a literal human sacrifice, RIP Dean

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
That Lesnar blade job was slick as hell. I guess he bladed off-camera RIGHT before getting posted?

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

slev posted:

I wasn't looking, did Brock blade or was it hardway?

Definitely wasn't hardway, his forearm was between his head and the post. Also nobody is going to hardway themselves on a loving ringpost.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
I honestly don't mind Sting losing to HHH, Sting still looked great while losing would have been difficult to address considering HHH is still going to be on TV every week. Sting isn't.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

It's not a classic Sting match without overbooked nonsense and a crap finish that makes Sting look like an idiot.

Match owned.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Rusev being a jerk to Lana after his match made me legit mad. Full-on mark status.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Mons Hubris posted:

I had to miss Taker/Wyatt, I know Taker won but did anything else of note occur?

No, it was a pretty dull match.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

DGib posted:

explain how anything was good.

ladder match was a snooze fest with a bunch of midcard geeks
orton rollins was boring to nobody's surprise
HHH and sting had a terrible ending but at least it had some nostalgia
women's wrestling is terrible as usual
cena winz lol
undertaker wyatt didn't need to exist at all
rousey is cool
reigns laughing at lesnar beating him up was cringe worthy and lesnar is about the only watchable thing in wwe in years so they take the belt off him to put on a guy who cant talk

tell me how im wrong please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fslVUNDCJIU

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Skunkrocker posted:

Someone told me on twitter I would end my boycott of WWE to watch Wrestlemania because "my" indie darling won.

I replied with "COLT CABANA?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fslVUNDCJIU

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Smoking Crow posted:

the announcers did a good job all in all

i guess vince had a stroke or something after cena won

Vince was talking with the police, filling out Ambrose's death report

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
It was really clear that the booth was told to not be dickheads during the women's match. Too bad the match was lovely and had zero stakes or story behind it.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Jastiger posted:

The only matches that went the way I wanted was orton/rollins and taker.

Boooo hisses 2/10 wrestlemania.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG5GOH2CO1k

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Fiveace Attorney posted:

It was better than usual but really needed to go about twice as long. With it going like 7 minutes it felt like a (decent) raw match

I can do without a 20 minute Bella twins match in my life.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Fiveace Attorney posted:

The Bellas are better workers than most divas on the roster. They did totally fine

I wasn't begging for more. If they want to make the women's division not a joke maybe though could, you know, have a loving TITLE MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

HogX posted:

Also I'm pretty shocked Hall is in good enough shape for this, he was in pretty bad shape for a while. Happy to see he can do something like this.

He took a back body drop and I just about poo poo my pants.

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
If HHH beating Sting made you upset and mad at HHH then...well, mission accomplished. Good stuff.

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