Croatio: A Land of Contrasts

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Alcohol is a drug hth op

# ¿ May 12, 2015 21:49

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:16

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

No but see you don't understand, I am cool and good unlike these...goons.

This but unironically

# ¿ May 26, 2015 06:50

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Disco Infiva posted:

Do it.

Also, that warm beer thing was a joke, but it was funny seeing goons taking it seriously.

Lots of beers recommend you drink them at room temperature

Warm is just loving nasty

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 22:49

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

OP are you the last man in Serbia?

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 02:40

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Your stories are legit fascinating. You have so much self awareness and yet consistently indulge in self-destructive behavior. Good luck to you eventually getting help, OP.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 14:53

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

OP what are the chances you murdered Waldo while high on croatian drugs

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 13:42

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Look when you're a highly functioning drug addict one tramadol trip away from complete oblivion the last thing you want is a paper trail

God bless croatia

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 02:19

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

DM is croatian? The plot thickens.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 18:32

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Non Serviam posted:

What do you call throwing a live mouse into a garbage compactor, you massive failure of a human being?

Either you're making it up, or you seriously think it's funny to kill an animal like that. Either way, you truly deserve this alleged lovely life.

Who hurt you so, friend?

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 04:20

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

As someone who has had gastroenteritis, I can empathize. Good luck with employment OP.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 16:55

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

ASF have you ever considered getting help, like addictions counseling? The cyclical nature of the thread while highly entertaining will stop being entertaining if when you finally go too far

# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 22:13

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Gmaz posted:

You're looking at it through a very negative lense.

Almost like the OP suffers from depression and addiction issues

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 17:37

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

ASF is that square footage common in croatian apartments? That's quite small where I live in Canada, though ~100 euros per hundred feet is a pretty reasonable I guess, with the place being furnished.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 01:50

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Bobbie Wickham posted:

Oh my god, The Sweaty Fatbeard Reality Tour!

If I didn't mind the idea of drinking warm beer and tripping out on pharmaceuticals and I hadn't watched the Hostel series I'd probably do this

# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 05:51

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Money has corrupted you, ASF :smith:

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 04:21

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

This thread truly is the greatest

# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 18:29

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Apologies, thread. The White Judge is usually contained to the online dating thread, but appears to have wandered loose to terrorize others.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 23:00

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Cuddly Tumblemumps posted:

Shut up, Anne.

The inexorable pull of the Black Judge will take them back homeward, fret not

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 15:44

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

ASF, did you mention taking tramacet recreationally? When I broke my ankle I got some 80 tabs of the stuff but barely took 6, on account of the glaring ''may be habit forming.'' What's the appeal to fuzzing out on painkillers? Don't want to sound snarky, I'm honestly curious.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 18:49

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Godspeed ASF, recognizing you need help and wanting to change are the two most important factors to recovery. I hit a similar point a year ago and made serious effort to find a therapist and work towards positive change. You can do the same, but you'll only be wasting your time if you aren't committed to the work. It sounds like you're coming to a point where you will be.

Good luck.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 06:07

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

gently caress.

Just... ban me and gas this thread. I have nothing to say in my defense.

The fact that you're recognizing you're making some pretty awful statements is good news, because you can change the way you think! We have faith in you.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 16:54

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

ASF, it's Tuesday. Have you checked yourself in to a hospital yet? Given the use of ''when'' and not ''if'' in regards to suicide your last major post was very frightening and will probably get the thread locked. I hope that whatever help you get will bring you to an understanding of the difference between pity and empathy, too.

(01) 4833-888 appears to be the suicide prevention hotline for Zagreb. Please be safe.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 00:41

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

I got a referral for a day hospital from my GP, unfortunately the waiting room was packed with people and it was almost noon by the time I got the paper. It's ~2AM right now and I've set the alarm clock at seven, and then I'll be on my way.

Godspeed man. I have no pity for you, only empathy. I hope for you to see yourself worth the effort to heal.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 01:00

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:16

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

It is nice to read you making progress of whatever positive kind ASF. I used to struggle with the idea of 'sitting on money for no reason' before something changed in my mind brain and I decided I was 'saving' money for the usual generic responsible adult reasons.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 20:48

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