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PJOmega
May 5, 2009

Gatts posted:

Fast 9: Rescue that Dog who is trapped in a space station on Europa that is gonna need Nos fueled rockets on sports cars to reach

FFK9: Ain't no rules saying a dog can't street race.

Edit: Dom & the team must race to save not only the world, but the local rec center. "We're gonna raise money for this YMCA one quarter per mile at a time."

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PJOmega
May 5, 2009

Dexo posted:

That explains how they can bring Han back at least. A prequel.

Though I wonder how in the gently caress they go back to boosting VCRs amd poo poo.

Dying in a Fast & Furious movie doesn't do anything. Dominic Torreto simply needs to cast a 9th level True Wish spell to act as corporeal resurrection. The required spell level is one less for every Family member present so long as it is targeting a member of his Family. This is thanks to his being a Car Paladin with the Family domain.

He temporarily lost his Family powers when he fell in F8, but surely has regained them by the end credits.

PJOmega
May 5, 2009

Wut?

PJOmega
May 5, 2009

The MSJ posted:

Well this will certainly ruin Tyrese's bid to play John Stewart in DC movies considering The Rock is also part of it.

Maybe it's too much Justice League growing up but I really can't see Tyrese as Stewart.

PJOmega
May 5, 2009
I still say all of Fast n Furious is obviously Vin Diesel's homebrew D20 Modern tabletop RPG. It's a silly explanation that fits too well when you drill into it.

As for the Rock/Family beef, eh. If Rock had faked being a really cool, chill, fan friendly guy all these years he'd be a better actor on screen. It seems like the tertiary members of the family are upset because they've got diminished time in the light, not through anything overtly Rock's fault but rather their roles in the family were made for what is admittedly a different franchise.

It's Car Superheroes now.

PJOmega
May 5, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You could tell in F8 that they were trying to position Mr. Nobody's underling as a Brian replacement and that bombed terribly, hate that guy please never bring him back

Well obviously. He was a high level Tuner Bard but since he was created whole cloth at level 30 he doesn't have the rich backstory and journey of the hero that Paul Walker's original Tuner Bard had.

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PJOmega
May 5, 2009

Yeah that's work. He's not even happy to be doing it.

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