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dogcrash truther

lumpycnt posted:

and now my bank statement says i spent 25$ on 'TAILCHASERR'

haha

# ? Apr 3, 2015 16:35

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# ? May 8, 2024 16:47

FluffieDuckie

for those of you who pay taxes this is tax deductible and she sends out receipts at the end of the year for your records

also i love you all

i'm not sure i've said that in the last 5 minutes

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 3, 2015 16:37

Big Mackson

i once had a fluffy seagull baby and it was the bestest in the world :3:

until my brother rolled over it in his sleep and we woke up to flat seagull baby

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# ? Apr 3, 2015 16:44

FluffieDuckie

Michael Jackson posted:

i once had a fluffy seagull baby and it was the bestest in the world

until my brother rolled over it in his sleep and we woke up to flat seagull baby

shoo

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 3, 2015 16:46

joke_explainer

dogcrash its done but i don't know if it works for you since you haven't probated anybody yet this month, has anybody been violating your rules lately that you could give a time out

# ? Apr 3, 2015 16:48

joke_explainer

we need a volunteer or I'll have to set up a lottery

# ? Apr 3, 2015 16:49

landy.

Michael Jackson posted:

i once had a fluffy seagull baby and it was the bestest in the world

until my brother rolled over it in his sleep and we woke up to flat seagull baby

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thanks for contributing i guess

# ? Apr 3, 2015 16:50

alnilam

Give me about an hour and i just might post a movie title so unbolded you won't believe it

# ? Apr 3, 2015 16:50

dogcrash truther

joke_explainer posted:

dogcrash its done but i don't know if it works for you since you haven't probated anybody yet this month, has anybody been violating your rules lately that you could give a time out

goin hunting now

# ? Apr 3, 2015 16:53

FluffieDuckie

i'd be honored to have a dct probe on my record

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 3, 2015 16:53

alnilam

FluffieDuckie posted:

i'd be honored to have a dct probe on my record

same but you can't just "ask for it" it wouldn't count towards the aminals

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Apr 3, 2015 16:57

dogcrash truther

FluffieDuckie posted:

i'd be honored to have a dct probe on my record

I didn't see this and now its too late. I found a worthy target.

# ? Apr 3, 2015 16:58

alnilam

lol nice

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# ? Apr 3, 2015 17:04

City of Glompton

it ok posted:

Im going to donate anonymously

same. this is a good thing here, I am proud of the yob :love:

# ? Apr 3, 2015 17:10

tao of lmao

let's get this charity to 420 dollars

# ? Apr 3, 2015 17:19

joke_explainer

Alright it works well enough, we're at 48 probations right now, can someone count 'em just to double check its working? I've counted them twice.

writing some javascript stuff to auto update it and pretty up the count so it'll tick up live whenever someone else gets probed, should motivate bwee/bwatts to probe a lot more I think.

# ? Apr 3, 2015 17:22

alnilam

lol you're awesome secdrone

is it python or all javascript or a hideous chimera hybrid of the two

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# ? Apr 3, 2015 17:23

dogcrash truther

joke_explainer posted:

Alright it works well enough, we're at 48 probations right now, can someone count 'em just to double check its working? I've counted them twice.

writing some javascript stuff to auto update it and pretty up the count so it'll tick up live whenever someone else gets probed, should motivate bwee/bwatts to probe a lot more I think.

you rock

# ? Apr 3, 2015 17:23

dogcrash truther

48 seems right to me.

# ? Apr 3, 2015 17:24

alnilam

dct would your feeling sbe hurt if i mod sassed you

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Apr 3, 2015 17:53

alnilam

ugh i can't do it i don't hjave enough mean bones in my body

i'll find another way to get probed

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# ? Apr 3, 2015 17:54

alnilam

sassy was the cat in homeward bound though so there's that

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# ? Apr 3, 2015 17:58

dogcrash truther

alnilam posted:

dct would your feeling sbe hurt if i mod sassed you

no but also i've never probed for mod sass and i can't imagine that i would start

# ? Apr 3, 2015 18:01

pogi

alnilam posted:

sassy was the cat in homeward bound though so there's that

Omg i loved that cat

# ? Apr 3, 2015 18:02

alnilam

Maude Sass

(this is from the film Harold and Maude)

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# ? Apr 3, 2015 18:05

joke_explainer

we're up to 52! Still prettifying, will have something to show soon.

# ? Apr 3, 2015 18:10

bacalou

should I chain probate myself or just donate money

# ? Apr 3, 2015 18:11

joke_explainer

i fixed a bug where it was missing the probes with multi-line reasons :ohdear:

crust munch posted:

should I chain probate myself or just donate money

chain probating yourself is funnier, but don't let it get in the way of us seeing your cool posts bacalou!

# ? Apr 3, 2015 18:11

dogcrash truther

joke_explainer posted:

i fixed a bug where it was missing the probes with multi-line reasons

chain probating yourself is funnier, but don't let it get in the way of us seeing your cool posts bacalou!

good cuz i just did one of those

# ? Apr 3, 2015 18:15

joke_explainer

dogcrash truther posted:

good cuz i just did one of those

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It picked it up just fine tho we ditch the fancy formatting

# ? Apr 3, 2015 18:20

dogcrash truther

executor. i like that

# ? Apr 3, 2015 18:23

bacalou

[sasses dct like the dog-faced boy he is]

# ? Apr 3, 2015 18:26

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

dogcrash executor

# ? Apr 3, 2015 18:27

bacalou

https://youtu.be/0-Lvv1f5Qu4 this is for you guys

# ? Apr 3, 2015 18:29

bacalou

ferngully

pulp fiction

along came polly

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# ? Apr 3, 2015 18:30

lumpycnt

duckie, how will you explain this sudden influx of donations to tailchasers rescue?

# ? Apr 3, 2015 19:07

social vegan

good thread, am going to donate tonight but in the meantime ace Ventura: pet detective starring Jim Carey

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# ? Apr 3, 2015 19:10

dogcrash truther

its a good thing i have a swear jar where i put 10 cents every time i swear, that way every time someone gets probed i can just curse and not have to worry about being bankrupted. everyone who took this toxx is currently on a pace to donate like 60 bucks lol

# ? Apr 3, 2015 19:28

joke_explainer

lumpycnt posted:

duckie, how will you explain this sudden influx of donations to tailchasers rescue?

don't you mean InFlux (2006) ? :wave:

# ? Apr 3, 2015 19:36

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treasure bear

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