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tree: durr I want unlimited ants and squirrels crawling all over me |
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Apr 3, 2015 16:26
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trees are so dumb they wont even escape when theres a forest fire
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Apr 3, 2015 16:28
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Idk man, trees don't have to move to eat or get laid, seems like they got it figured out to me. |
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Sexual tree trawling forests for young redwoods.
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tree: I'm gonna vote republican me: you can't vote, stupid. you're a tree you have no rights tree: OBAMA!! |
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If you think about it, a forest is just a constant orgy |
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Apr 3, 2015 16:29
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breathing nitrogen queefing oxygen |
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Apr 3, 2015 16:31
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George: I'm dating a tree Jerry: You're dating a WHAT? George: I'm dating a tree Jerry: A tree. Elaine: Get. Out. George: I'm dating a tree Jerry: What do you do on your dates? George: Picnics, mostly. Jerry: Mostly. George: Wanna see a picture? Jerry: Well this I gotta see... Kramer: WOAH Jerry: what? Kramer: She's giving me wood! *bass line outro* |
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Apr 3, 2015 16:35
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Vendor Trash posted:George: I'm dating a tree
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Vendor Trash posted:George: I'm dating a tree
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Apr 3, 2015 16:44
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lumpycnt posted:breathing nitrogen queefing oxygen they breathe co2 you might be thinking of ammonium and nitrate ions which are essential plant nutrients btu they come from the soil, trees are too dumb to extract N2 from the air even though it's like 79% of it 
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alnilam posted:they breathe co2 Kickass Alnilam what kind of science you so |
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Vendor Trash posted:George: I'm dating a tree |
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Apr 3, 2015 17:38
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the premise of this therad, that trees are dumb, is good, but i' m wondering how we take it to the next level |
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Apr 3, 2015 17:39
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post ITT and i'll tell you what kind of tree you are |
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Apr 3, 2015 17:48
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Vendor Trash posted:post ITT and i'll tell you what kind of tree you are Hi |
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Apr 3, 2015 17:57
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Vendor Trash posted:post ITT and i'll tell you what kind of tree you are im no kind of tree because as you explained, trees are idiots
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dogcrash truther posted:the premise of this therad, that trees are dumb, is good, but i' m wondering how we take it to the next level i have a thought but i am tablet posting at a trendy coffee shop so it will have to wait |
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Apr 3, 2015 18:02
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dumb elm idiot fucker landy. posted:im no kind of tree because as you explained, trees are idiots you're a stupid cherry tree, stupid yeah no i'm not feelin it. whats up next? |
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dogcrash truther posted:the premise of this therad, that trees are dumb, is good, but i' m wondering how we take it to the next level this is really derogatory to my wife |
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Apr 3, 2015 18:07
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tree: I'm learning my ancestry via familylogcabin.com turns out we're all related! tree: kickass let's gently caress tree: *pollenates* |
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Vendor Trash posted:tree: I'm learning my ancestry via familylogcabin.com turns out we're all related! Holy gently caress lol |
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Vendor Trash posted:tree: I'm learning my ancestry via familylogcabin.com turns out we're all related! tree: drat that was incredible tree: yeah, cigarette? tree: no thanks i don't really think you shou-- Tree: I'm on fire Tree: me too... |
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planet earth 50,000 years from now: hey birch remember those bald bipedal apes who called us idiots? nope |
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I never try to speak with trees anymore, they all look the same to me. I always find myself barking up the wrong tree. |
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Apr 3, 2015 19:21
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dont treeshame |
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wait your saying that trees take in carbon dioxide and put out oxygen? haha thats totally backwards what the gently caress
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TWIST FIST posted:wait your saying that trees take in carbon dioxide and put out oxygen? haha thats totally backwards what the gently caress trees are stupid as gently caress |
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dogcrash truther posted:trees are stupid as gently caress I don't know, I've seen a tree kill a guy babies hardly kill anybody, so at least they're smarter than babies |
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Stormyish posted:I don't know, I've seen a tree kill a guy the tree kileld the wrong guy. that's even worse |
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Trees were as big a part of Jim Crow as the KKK |
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