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George: I'm dating a tree
Jerry: You're dating a WHAT?
George: I'm dating a tree
Jerry: A tree.
Elaine: Get. Out.
George: I'm dating a tree
Jerry: What do you do on your dates?
George: Picnics, mostly.
Jerry: Mostly.
George: Wanna see a picture?
Jerry: Well this I gotta see...
Kramer: WOAH
Jerry: what?
Kramer: She's giving me wood!
*bass line outro*
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May 17, 2024 09:32
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the premise of this therad, that trees are dumb, is good, but i' m wondering how we take it to the next level
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Apr 3, 2015 17:39
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wait your saying that trees take in carbon dioxide and put out oxygen? haha thats totally backwards what the gently caress
trees are stupid as gently caress
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Apr 3, 2015 19:30
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I don't know, I've seen a tree kill a guy
babies hardly kill anybody, so at least they're smarter than babies
the tree kileld the wrong guy. that's even worse
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Apr 3, 2015 19:43
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tree: i dont think im cut out for this learning stuff
me: actually trees arent cut at all, they grow out of the ground. you really are stupid holy poo poo
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