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if u press the button you get 20 free computers. what do you do?
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Apr 3, 2015 20:12
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i press the heck outta that button, op!
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Apr 3, 2015 20:13
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If someone came up to me with a box with a button in it I'd probably just quickly press it before he said anything, ruining his experiment.
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Apr 3, 2015 20:13
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I would push the button twice
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Apr 3, 2015 22:33
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what if I open the box?
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Apr 3, 2015 22:37
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is the box a computer? i hope so
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Apr 3, 2015 22:38
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you will find a raspberry pi running linux that orders the 20 computers
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Apr 3, 2015 22:38
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pram posted:you will find a raspberry pi running linux that orders the 20 computers in that case id open up the box and take a poo poo in it
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Apr 3, 2015 22:40
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is it the 1 button at the bottom? cuz i pressed it and i didnt get any computer!!!!
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Apr 3, 2015 22:42
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no
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Apr 3, 2015 22:42
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do the computers show up in a truck? how big is the truck?
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Apr 3, 2015 22:47
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umm most likely yr standard issue ups or fedex truck
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Apr 3, 2015 22:48
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I would not press the button. I have enough computers.
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Apr 3, 2015 23:09
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pram posted:umm most likely yr standard issue ups or fedex truck hmm... pass.
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Apr 4, 2015 04:29
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I would press the button and donate all the computers
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Apr 4, 2015 04:47
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i dont know
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Apr 4, 2015 04:49
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I would make a beowulf cluster w/ the computers
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Apr 4, 2015 05:06
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*mashes the button a ton of times* *gently presses the button once more tobe sure*
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Apr 4, 2015 06:47
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i dont have space for 20 additional computers so no, i wouldnt press the button
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Apr 4, 2015 12:29
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What if another man showed up offering 21 free computers? What then?
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Apr 4, 2015 14:41
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maniacdevnull posted:What if another man showed up offering 21 free computers? What then? is he a truck driver?
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Apr 4, 2015 14:43
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but if i press the button, the train runs over the man on the other track, who is also the doctor responsible for the expensive cancer drug that my wife needs, and also has a 50/50 chance of being killed by the hydrocyanic acid i'm not great at thought experiments
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Apr 4, 2015 19:11
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i would pull the button out of the box, violently
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Apr 4, 2015 19:21
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lol @ the Twilight Zone ep where you will receive cash but someone dies, I'd be like a pro Starcraft player with a 400APM click guy holding the box would be 
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Apr 4, 2015 19:23
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lol @ the Twilight Zone ep where you will receive cash but someone dies, I'd be like a pro Starcraft player with a 400APM click There was also a movie seemingly based on that episode, and also a RT short video parodying the movie (which is good) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBNOXYlYswA
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Apr 4, 2015 19:25
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pram emotocon
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Apr 4, 2015 20:41
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lol @ the Twilight Zone ep where you will receive cash but someone dies, I'd be like a pro Starcraft player with a 400APM click the chance someone you know or someone important will die is hilariously small just keep on mashing
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Apr 4, 2015 21:01
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i would punch the man and steal the one button magic box to sell it to apple for royalties. apple would then rebrand it 'iBox' and we'd make billions. then i could get far more than 20 computers, op
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Apr 4, 2015 22:06
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there's a reddit thing all about a "button" ATM I wonder if that's were  gets his inspration
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Apr 5, 2015 01:37
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pram where do the computers come from.. like are they excess inventory from some store or what. from where do the computers originate.
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Apr 5, 2015 01:40
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id push the button op
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Apr 5, 2015 01:41
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Apr 5, 2015 01:42
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lolololol
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Apr 5, 2015 03:51
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Apr 5, 2015 03:55
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I tell you what that manager had some ice cold skill coping with something like that appearing out of nowhere in an employee interview, I know I wouldn't have held a straight face 
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Apr 5, 2015 04:58
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its u ur the stange man, op
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Apr 5, 2015 10:20
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Apr 5, 2015 14:41
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this is great
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