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rydiafan posted:You can't even get lost in a labyrinth. If this is anything like videogame design: watch me
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Aggro posted:“Ohp, just gonna sneak right past ya and head to Meijers” Upper Midwest is not the Midwest
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Henchman of Santa posted:To me, this page is preposterous More like bad wronggoons 
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Apr 7, 2020 17:11
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The late crime novelist Jim Thompson is not the same person as the late crime novelist Jim Thompson. The former died when the latter was thirteen years old. drat that sounds like a promising book premise.
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Apr 25, 2020 23:15
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Beachcomber posted:My wife lived for 36 years without knowing that you shouldn't suck up water with a regular vacuum cleaner.  Honestly that's about the least eventful outcome I would've imagined, though.
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Nostradingus posted:Building a Lidl on top of medieval ruins feels... Disrespectful somehow? Just a Lidl
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May 13, 2020 04:02
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wallaka posted:Have you EVER seen him in public without a cigar? Have you ever seen him in public WITH a cigar?
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May 15, 2020 03:52
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"Actually I have no family and am depending on winning this show to not sleep on the streets tonight, Pat"
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May 15, 2020 17:46
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Henchman of Santa posted:I would love a sequel called Permian Park where people encounter Dimetrodon. Proterozoic Park (it's educational but very boring)
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May 19, 2020 22:22
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May 20, 2020 02:24
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I, too, navigate primarily using the screams stemming from the horror of my own existence
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May 20, 2020 16:20
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purple death ray posted:echolamentation 
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May 20, 2020 17:06
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Beachcomber posted:Is that the new one? I might need to reconsider my stance of not buying it. It is, it's been a good time and the museum in particular is really beautifully designed.
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May 21, 2020 18:45
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Inceltown posted:Serves you right for not being on mute if you weren't talking. smh if you don't reflexively mute yourself in at least three independent ways the moment you get on a conference call
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May 25, 2020 16:07
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bell jar posted:You can escape the first yeti but you can never escape the second one. He's coming for you Not if I eviscerate myself on a tree first 
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May 29, 2020 00:43
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I am thoroughly confused by this revelation which doesn't seem to do anything, but maybe it's because I've enabled the arrow keys on my keyboard which took me an embarrassingly long time to find.
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May 29, 2020 19:10
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packetmantis posted:That's the upper left. 
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Jun 3, 2020 22:34
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Jun 4, 2020 02:22
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He went out to pick up some smokes one day and just never came back.
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Jun 7, 2020 00:04
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3D Megadoodoo posted:
F-U-C-K-S-Y-A
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How exactly did you two think it was spelled?
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Aphrodite posted:Some jerks decided to take the chemical that they used in Western Europe as pear flavoring (Isoamyl acetate), and send it to North America calling it banana. Well that boggles my mind even more, at least I can imagine a banana tasting more like banana candy, but that flavor has nothing in common with what I'd think of for pears 
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Jun 15, 2020 15:37
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Captain Monkey posted:100% incorrect. All you nerds trade me your banana runts, I’ll give you the vastly inferior apple or grape ones in exchange. I don't even like banana candy in general but banana runts are indeed  while apple and grape are trash-worthy
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Jun 15, 2020 15:52
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3D Megadoodoo posted:What's next: the potato was actually developed by Latvian genius? And that genius's name? Tubert Eyenstein
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Jun 15, 2020 20:12
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Green banana talk is objectively wrong because you can't make banana bread with green bananas
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Jun 16, 2020 00:15
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Memento posted:yeah and everyone knows the only good banana is a bread banana 
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Jun 16, 2020 00:24
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I think John Lennon's Working Class Hero is the first one I remember just straight-up tossing out the f-bomb on Old People Radio (Money was by far the most common as far as epithets go, but it was the less offensive "bullshit")
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Jun 16, 2020 02:52
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Aramoro posted:We were not allowed Ninjas, thats why we had Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles and Michelangelo became the worst turtle because he never fought anyone. Very close to learning something new from this thread, sadly I first heard about Hero Turtles last week 
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Jun 22, 2020 15:36
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In The Air Tonight is astonishingly weak on drums with the laziest possible big drum fill, for such a popular song by a legitimately great drummer. Anyway that's but one of many opinions I have on Phil Collins
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Jun 29, 2020 14:44
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I just learned Phil Collins covered Can't Hurry Love
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Jun 29, 2020 23:54
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Clouds are basically water ghosts.
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Jul 7, 2020 18:07
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Clouds are stored in the sky Rain (nature's pee) is stored in the clouds (nature's balls)
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Jul 7, 2020 18:34
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Phlegmish posted:AC/DC Memento posted:Australian Finally, something I can't believe I just figured out (in my defense I don't enjoy or intentionally listen to AC/DC)
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Jul 18, 2020 16:56
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The Dog That Couldn't Stop Having Babies
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Playing through Ghost of Tsushima today, I learned from the resource collection menu that a "bowyer" is an actual thing: someone who crafts shooting bows.  Somehow I never consciously ran across this word outside of the badguy in Mario RPG, I've spent a majority of my life vaguely thinking his name was some sort of inexplicably poorly-translated pun on Bowser 
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Jul 25, 2020 19:55
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Baron von Eevl posted:I've never gotten into the whole G3 thing with Satch or Vai or any of them, and while I get that Satch is a really talented guitarist I'm always left wondering: Why does he dress like such an idiot all the time? *looks confusedly at logs* It seems you've had your monitor turned off for several years
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Jul 28, 2020 03:28
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On average, bats are some of the largest members of the insect kingdom.
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Jul 31, 2020 22:39
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Continuing my Ghost of Tsushima dumbness, I just now learned (after beating the game) that Tsushima is an actual island, and not the made-up location inspired by some real-world analogue I assumed the whole time. 
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Aug 8, 2020 23:34
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Henchman of Santa posted:And it was the real site of a Mongol invasion in 1274! Though this particular Khan is made up. He just got owned so hard that history forgot him 
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The Moon Monster posted:I think the version in the game is almost entirely fictional apart from being an island that the Mongols invade. The real island doesn't have a separate persistent climate zone for spring, fall, and winter?? Obviously kidding, I'd believe it was only loosely inspired, just having the actual island was one step closer than reality to what I expected.
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Inceltown posted:They did searchery on a rape 
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