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tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Cloud Atlas was not written by David Mitchell. Well, it was, but not that David Mitchell. I read it for quite some time before wondering where the comedy came in.

Also, popular marijuana enthusiasts Cypress Hill once wrote "I ain't got no kind of love for a brother who comes to the party with no bud". It took me fifteen years to work out that they were not, in fact, talking about Budweiser, despite it being incredibly obvious to pretty much everyone who ever lived.

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tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

KillHour posted:

I never watched it, but dinosaurs would make terrible weapons.

Better than Aliens.

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Jul 13, 2009

DavidAlltheTime posted:

The moon has a molten core.

Holy poo poo. Shouldn't it have a magnetosphere as well?

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Jul 13, 2009

Hyperlynx posted:

I just realised last night that the Nintendo 64 controller has an A button, B button, C arrows and a D pad. I could never figure out why D - it's ABCD!... And also R, L and Z, but E F G would have been a stretch.

Isn't it short for "directional pad"?

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Jul 13, 2009

Bogmonster posted:

I don't know if this fits, but Russia are in the Euro 2016 football tournament. Does Russia count as Europe for football? If so, that's what I just figured out.

Bits of Russia are in Europe, it's just that fukkin huge. :eng101:

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Inzombiac posted:

I didn't know this for the longest time.
I was under the assumption that she did porn and broke into acting.

This, but for Asia Argento.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

syscall girl posted:

Condolences if you're OJ's estranged progeny

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Jul 13, 2009

Domus posted:

I just figured out the people in the song "pepper" aren't "in love with Di(ana) and they were drinking from a fountain", but are in fact "in love with dying. They were drinking from a fountain" . There's a lot of names in that song, so it's logical, at least. I kinda like it better my way.

Pfft. Next you'll be telling me it wasn't Flipper the dolphin who got a nasty virus.

e: Holy poo poo, Flipper's voice was actually a kookaburra? My universe is torn asunder.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009


Beth from Neighbours.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009


This is just bizarre. So first life somehow existed before creation? And what's that thing between butterflies and the Triceratops?

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Blackbeard, aka Edward Teach, was a committed educationalist as well as a sometime pirate/ privateer. He used to hold symposiums for many topics on board his ships, and prepared a lot of his men for a working life after sailing.

In fact, a lot of his teachings were passed on by those same men after they retired from the sea and they, in turn, tried to make the lot of their fellow working men better, and were often invited to give short presentations on topics they were well versed in to whatever forum interested in.

For a while, some of these learned men were called "Teachers" after the man himself, but this fell out of fashion after some of his unsavoury piratical activities became more well known. Now, of course, you can identify if your lecturer is an admirer of a scurvy ridden, drunken low life with no useful skills or knowledge when they thank you for coming to their 'Ted' talk.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Yeah, JSA1 was much more modern.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Phlegmish posted:

I wouldn't want to come back with some insanely inappropriate type of tampon that explodes when handled incorrectly or something, you'd be telling stories about that instead.

Tambombs only go off if you don't make the appropriate genuflections and benediction to Inanna when you buy them, don't you know anything? :rolleyes:

Next you'll be telling us how you don't know how to correctly insert an IED.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

The treasure in Monkey Island 2 is big whoop (pronounced in a sarcastic way) rather than big whoop (pronounced in a sincere way).

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Captain Splendid posted:

In the Oasis song "Morning Glory", being "chained to the mirror and the razor blade" probably isn't about shaving.

When Cypress Hill sang about their lack of love “for a brother who comes to the party with no Bud” they probably weren’t referring to a nice cold Budweiser.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

It has taken me almost thirty years to recognise the pun in Candyman re: Helen Lyle.

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Jul 13, 2009

Imperador do Brasil posted:

You’re gonna have to explain this one. I’ve seen the movie a bunch of times and I don’t know what the pun is.

Ok, having dwelt a bit further on it I might be reaching somewhat, but Tate & Lyle is a famous producer of sweet products, such as sugar and golden syrup.

Helen's last name is Lyle, while Robitaille was an artist and the Tate is a famous art institution which was endowed, funded and started by Henry Tate (of Tate & Lyle).

Tate and Lyle were actively producing products in the 1800s so there's even possibly a link (which is explored by the Tate itself) to slavery connected to sugar.

In retrospect I shouldn't have called it a pun, more a reference.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

When Cypress Hill were exhorting people to "throw their set in the air" they were not talking about TVs.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

No.

E: I'm pretty sure you could wave a TV set around "like you just don't care" if you wanted to. Particularly a small one.

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Jul 13, 2009

FreudianSlippers posted:

Even a small TV in 1995 was pretty heavy on account of having all those tubes and whatnot inside.

So unless it was a almost novelty sized tiny travel TV waving it in the air would require a lot of strength.

So waving it around - if you could - would be an effective display of strength to your peers right? It would be even more impressive if you could do it in a nonchalant manner too.

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Jul 13, 2009

christmas boots posted:

So you’re not a huge fan of ska. At least, that’s the impression that I get,

Perhaps all his best friends are metalheads?

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Jul 13, 2009

Brawnfire posted:

Isn't A also the most letter, depending on circumstances

No that's 'S'.

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