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Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Trent posted:

Assorted colors.
Assorted chocolates.
Assorted lengths of wire.

A-Sorted.

Not-Sorted.

:aaa:

It was always just a distinct word in my head until yesterday when this sprung unbidden to my mind.
My first thought was Holy poo poo.
My second thought was, whelp I'm gonna have to post in that thread.

Looks like the thread title is paying off!

The a in assorted comes from the latin prefix "ad" which indicates direction or addition to something rather than the greek prefix "an" which means not. The "sort" part comes from the noun version of the word where it means type or kind.

So historically, the word assorted was used to describe the opposite of what you wrote - a collection of things sorted into types.

If you Google <word> etymology, you'll find a lot more detail. Word origins that you figure out on your own are almost 100% of the time completely wrong.

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Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

The cobalt thing is true too.

Face it guys, he got us.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Besesoth posted:

I'd known about ballad/common meter, but I keep discovering new pop-culture uses of it; my kid just came in singing the "Pokémon" theme song to the tune of "Amazing Grace". :psyduck:

Like the way you can sing all Emily Dickinson poems to the tune of The Yellow Rose of Texas?

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Krankenstyle posted:

Similarly, "little green bag" is about drowning the Irish as if they were kittens

Yogi the Bear was originally an allegory for 19th century corpse robbers.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Queen Combat posted:

Even at "sear-sha," that doesn't rhyme with "inertia." They're slightly different sounds that happen to end in an "uh," which doesn't make them rhyme.

How do you pronounce inertia?

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

EdwardSwifferhands posted:

I just learned that pineapples grow at ground level. I'd always assumed they were up in trees like coconuts.

It's not that hard to grow one yourself. You can more or less just cut the top off of a store bought pineapple, plant it in a pot, and wait a few years.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

I'm starting to wonder how many people in this thread say "libarry" and "pasgetti".

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

The Roman stateman Cicero is named after the latin word for chickpea, cicer.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Tesseraction posted:

Latin c was only ever pronounced k. Kik-er-oh. Likewise Caesar is pronounced "Kaiser" hence that being a term for a leader in German.

The reason for the confusion is because terminal sigma, ς, looks like a c but, being sigma, is pronounced s. This is why Cyrillic's C is a Latin S. Hence the Soviet Union being the CC (Sovietskiy Soyuz) and USSR the CCCP (Soyuz Soviets Socialist Respubliks, to spell it like a heathen who can't speak Russian). P being R because of rho.

There's also an interesting theory about how Etruscans spoke revolving around the letter "C".

Linguists believe that there was little or no difference between how they pronounced the K sound and the hard G sound. They believe this because when the Romans adopted the Greek alphabet from the Etruscans and transformed it into the Latin alphabet, they converted Gamma into C (pronounced K) and created a separate new letter "G" (which is just a crossed C, if you think about it) for the consonant sound that Gamma used to provide.

The Romans also kept K around for writing Greek loan words, for some reason.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

I never heard of the melk thing until a show I listen to went crazy over this video. Now it's the only thing I think about when I hear the word milk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBRUWrl5a6Y

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Nostradingus posted:

Almost certainly.

Maybe you just only saw him in: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Othello_(1965_British_film)

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Organza Quiz posted:

Wait how is it pronounced?

kweez-in-art

They pronounce it that way in their advertisements: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPj4fPlLLhABe54lb8PsZOw

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Jerry Cotton posted:

So... like cuisine art.

kweez-in versus kweez-een

But really

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Shibawanko posted:

yeah but the solution to that is not to do or eat foreign things but to look at what they are actually supposed to be like vs the lovely western supermarket version and making the real thing

Or maybe just eat whatever makes you happy and stop using your commercial consumption as a proxy for how woke you are?

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

ookiimarukochan posted:

When one of "those people" explains why the bullshit "white expert" version of their food is upsetting, claiming that they're trying to be "woke" is racist af, congratulations (you're obviously not the only person doing this in the thread so I don't mean to single you out in particular)

You're getting angry about things that are the inevitable result of more than one culture inhabiting the same space, especially in a capitalist system where the market squeezes everything in its reach dry of content. This happens all over the world and has happened endless times throughout the past.

Your only real innovation here is "AAAH! FUCKINGWHITEPEOPLE!!" which is fine - it will stand up for a few rounds on an internet message board - but it's hard to go from that to a firm enough philosophical system which will let you build a set of Nuremberg Laws for groceries.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

quote:

Most dryer sheets are made from a nonwoven polyester material coated with a softening agent that has a long hydrophobic chain. Fatty acids, fatty alcohols, and alcohol ethoxylates are all possible softening agents. P&G uses quaternary ammonium salts of fatty acids as its primary softening agents, whereas Unilever, which produces Snuggle dryer sheets, uses a stearic acid.

From this article.

I hope that clears things up.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

A version of the matching meters thing that actually works out is Emily Dickenson poems and The Yellow Rose of Texas.

Because I could not stop for Death –
He kindly stopped for me –
The Carriage held but just Ourselves –
And Immortality.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Phosphine posted:

When I was growing up I had this theory that you could pretty accurately gauge the social status/richness of an area by looking at how long the world maps at school has the Soviet Union on them. I had this idea in about 2004, as both my current and previous school at the time did. I brought this up last year or something and my wife thought it was absurd that any school would have an incorrect map for so long, having grown up in a rich fancy suburb rather than a dying industrial town.

Last week she realized the maps at the school she works now still has the Soviet Union on them, and had to concede that maybe my school in 2004 did as well.

In the early 90s my middle school geography class was playing a game that involved naming countries that started with different letters of the alphabet. When we got to 'D' I called Djibouti - which nobody in my class, including the teacher, belived was real. To prove it, the teacher got out a globe and showed me the country I though was named Djibouti was actually French Somalialand.

Which it was. Fron 1883 to 1967.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

Thirteen years earlier, Bill Murray was bedeviled by a groundhog in "Caddyshack".

The animal from Caddyshack was a gopher, not a groundhog.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

It's a thing in cities too I guess, or at least the one I live in :psyduck: how did I never notice this

e: numbers running north/south and letters/names running east/west, I mean, not Confederate general names

That's not universal. Lots of towns do different arrangements.

Manhattan, for example, has numbered streets running cross town and numbered avenues running uptown/downtown. Chicago has numbered east/west streets and named north/south streets.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Captain Hygiene posted:

Now this is the true :psyduck: of street design. Like, I already knew that was the case, but seriously, :psypop: at that design philosophy.

Manhattan's street grid has few good :psyduck: features for something so superficially simple.

Each block is a little over three times as wide as it is tall. They did it originally to service the wharfs that used to line this island. Now that the wharves are all gone, the arrangement mostly just lets pedestrians know that they can go gently caress themselves.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Baron von Eevl posted:

Or you could head out to Queens and visit Astoria Coffee, on the corner of 30th st and 30th ave, right around the corner from 30th dr.

Only in New York, baby. Go Mets.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

FreudianSlippers posted:

no one under the age of 60 uses ellipsis

Or do they...

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

3D Megadoodoo posted:

No no no. The answer to "how many" isn't the name of the number six, it's the number six.

Like if, in English, you ask "how many", the answer isn't going to be "the number [whatever]."

I don't like where this is going.

Next thing we know, you're going to be making GBS threads on viperless milk and man trains.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Dip Viscous posted:

I dunno, after a couple of months the spring loses enough tension that the roller falls out of the holder when I try to unroll the paper. Maybe I've only ever lived near stores that stock exceptionally bad ones but it's a frequent enough problem that I have a backup one under the bathroom sink right now.

Sounds more like a problem with your holder than the spindle. I'm well into middle age and I've never had one wear out on me.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Hyperlynx posted:

Me in highschool: "Huh. 'Desire' is a weird name for a streetcar. And I wonder why it has a name, anyway..."

Me in the shower this morning, 20 years later: "Oh. It's probably a metaphor."

(I haven't seen the movie)

It was a streetcar line in New Orleans, the city the play is set in.

And it's also a metaphor.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Wasabi the J posted:

It's a metaphor like backronyms; ascribed meaning after it's existence.

gently caress definitely doesn't stand for "Fornication Under Consent of King" or whatever.

That's how all metaphors work.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

christmas boots posted:

Can numbers be metaphors?

Only figuratively.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Captain Hygiene posted:

I think I've seen that video

The wierdest Forgotten Weapons episode yet.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Phy posted:

I just learned the names of the days of the week were a lot more systematic than I thought. It starts with the Hellenistic system introduced by the Romans, where each day of a 7 day week was named after a "classical" planet - Sun, Moon, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, Saturn.

In English, these were translated into the local equivalent, including the gods identified as being the local versions of the Roman ones. Tyr was associated with Mars, Woden with Mercury, Thor with Jupiter, and Frigga with Venus. I guess the Angles didn't have a god of time or something, because Saturday stuck around with the sun and moon.

And this system didn't just spread west, it went east around the same time as well, and the day names in many Hindu and other southeast Asian languages are based on the same planets in the same order.

Is there evidence that it actually started with the hellenistic system? With that kind of spread it's tempting to wonder if it doesn't have an earlier Indo-European source.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Sucrose posted:

Isn’t Marian supposed to be like, 16 years old?

How does a 16 year old get a job as a librarian and the reputation for being an old maid?

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

The strange thing about french numbers is that there are dialects of it that have perfectly reasonable words for those numbers - octante for 80, nonante for 90 for example.

It's just that speakers of "normal" french refuse to use them.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Brawnfire posted:

I'm always torn when I hear the Wilhelm scream. Sometimes it's brilliant homage. Sometimes you're like, really?

A little while ago, somone found the complete recording session for the Whilhelm scream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-hE7dXLhcE

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

The YouTube channel I've been following for years that uploaded nothing but new episodes of one specific british game show was a long term scam for a fake GoFundMe.

https://twitter.com/AlexHardwick95/status/1678006474616832001?s=20

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Wasabi the J posted:

Twitter doesn't let non users see threads anymore

Well that's loving irritating.

If you'll forgive the source, here's a summary:

https://www.reddit.com/r/UniversityChallenge/comments/14uw823/hello_this_is_the_truth_about_dave_garda/

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

..... and they date back to at least the early 1800s: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kriegsspiel

HG Wells was a big fan of Napoleonic wargaming and actually created his own gaming system from scratch and published the rulebook in 1913
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Wars


Peter Cushing was a fan of the game too. The number of historical figures that would be very into Warhammer is larger than we think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGag8Qllgnw

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Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

credburn posted:

I just learned that Chris Elliot is not a pedophile?

I think around the time of There's Something About Mary someone told me he'd been arrested for molesting kids. I never saw him in anything else after that, so I assumed it had been true. But I look him up now, I don't think he's ever been in trouble. I've been grossed out by his face any time I've seen it for more than two decades, thinking he was a rapist.

It's a shame you didn't realize this earlier. Due to Brett Gelman losing his mind, you missed the window to uncritically enjoy Eagleheart.

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