odd egg

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atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Hardboiled egg revealed itself as odd. I did not make the egg do not blame this on me.

Orange white
Little grey spots

Can still eat odd egg, or - ???

Am very hungry. Would prefer non odd egg but will settle.

Addendum: other, less odd egg: egg smaller than shell inside. Seems okay otherwise. Will report back

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BerkerkLurk: Jul 22, 2001; I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

Wrap it in a condom and tie the hole in a knot! You'll feel full and never have to digest it!

# ? Apr 7, 2015 21:43

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

BerkerkLurk posted:

Wrap it in a condom and tie the hole in a knot! You'll feel full and never have to digest it!

I would do this but I am out of condoms as I use them up rapidly due to having so much sex all the time.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 22:15

bummer dude: Jun 20, 2004; duuuude

odd egg

# ? Apr 7, 2015 23:29

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

bummer dude posted:

odd egg

What the heck

# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:09

Derek of the Andes: Dec 10, 2009

atomicthumbs posted:

What the heck

Twins bitch!

# ? Apr 8, 2015 02:47

Derek of the Andes: Dec 10, 2009

atomicthumbs posted:

Hardboiled egg revealed itself as odd. I did not make the egg do not blame this on me.

Orange white

Little grey spots

Can still eat odd egg, or - ???

Am very hungry. Would prefer non odd egg but will settle.

Addendum: other, less odd egg: egg smaller than shell inside. Seems okay otherwise. Will report back

your boy piss wasn't up to scratch.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 02:48

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

atomicthumbs posted:

Hardboiled egg revealed itself as odd. I did not make the egg do not blame this on me.

Orange white

Little grey spots

Can still eat odd egg, or - ???

Am very hungry. Would prefer non odd egg but will settle.

Addendum: other, less odd egg: egg smaller than shell inside. Seems okay otherwise. Will report back

Seriously gently caress that egg to hell.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 03:36

mindphlux: Jan 8, 2004; by R. Guyovich

BerkerkLurk posted:

Wrap it in a condom and tie the hole in a knot! You'll feel full and never have to digest it!

this is actually a pretty legitimate option

# ? Apr 8, 2015 05:02

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

atomicthumbs posted:

What the heck

u can buy these fairly easily if u know where to go

also: "how is babby formed"

# ? Apr 8, 2015 05:54

Happy Hat: Aug 11, 2008; He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

# ? Apr 8, 2015 18:03

Croatoan: Jun 24, 2005; I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Happy Hat posted:

Which came first, the chicken or the dickbutt?

# ? Apr 8, 2015 18:30

remote control carnivore: May 7, 2009

bummer dude posted:

odd egg

Looks like an even egg, to me. :colbert:

# ? Apr 8, 2015 23:10

Teeter: Jul 21, 2005; Hey guys! I'm having a good time, what about you?

atomicthumbs posted:

Hardboiled egg revealed itself as odd. I did not make the egg do not blame this on me.

Orange white

Little grey spots

Can still eat odd egg, or - ???

Am very hungry. Would prefer non odd egg but will settle.

Addendum: other, less odd egg: egg smaller than shell inside. Seems okay otherwise. Will report back