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When A Man Loves A Woman When a man loves a woman, his brain releases oxytocin. It's the strongest neuromodulator known to man. When a man loves a woman, chemically it is the same as heroin. His brain always wants the oxytocin and dopamine. |
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It's been One week since last Saturday Seven calendar days, that's about it
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Apr 9, 2015 04:00
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Look at this photograph, An image on a piece of paper covered in photosensitive gel. A box camera pointed light through a fixed-focus lens onto it. |
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Apr 9, 2015 04:54
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Wake up Grab a brush and put on a little makeup Get out of bed and drive to work It's only Wednesday |
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Apr 9, 2015 05:34
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When you were here before I was pretty passively engaged with my phone I think you were wearing something nice It's kind of creepy that I even obsess about some person I just saw You float like a feather? whatever that means, maybe, in an okay world I wish I had the mental fortitude to present myself as confident or try to take care of my personal appearance but I don't, vis a vis the whole creep thing |
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Apr 9, 2015 05:38
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WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE! Hope you brought DDT! It's the most affective bug repellant but you didn't hear it from me! We are rummaging through brush full of ants and lovely bees going to bring back awful types of hard to diagnose disease Oh great you got leeches on you Yeah that happens all the time That's just the sort of thing to convince you to stay out of the jungle, because its not good or fun. |
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Apr 9, 2015 05:46
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I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend. suicide is not the answer. let's call Greg, I'm sure he has some advice to to help you. |
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Apr 9, 2015 05:52
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Hoo, Like a virgin Touched for the very first time Like a virgin Oww my loving hymen Gonna give you all my love, boy And all of this blood This really isn't fun But kinda feels nice I guess |
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Apr 9, 2015 05:53
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City of Glompton posted:I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend. suicide is not the answer. let's call Greg, I'm sure he has some advice to to help you. |
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Apr 9, 2015 05:55
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I don't mind the BYOB sometimes the images it show I can see you on my quilt and probe you when you post |
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Apr 9, 2015 06:16
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Brown-Eyed Girl Hey, your eyes are brown. The pigment of your eyes is brown. The iris is black. The rest is white with red veins. ---------------- |
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Apr 9, 2015 06:17
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Hey Jude Hey, Jude! Hey Jude! Jude, hey! Hey Jude! |
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Apr 9, 2015 06:19
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Stormyish posted:Hey Jude lmao |
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Apr 9, 2015 07:34
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I took my love and took it down I climbed a mountain and I turned around And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills due to a lack of oxygen at high elevations. I was hallucinating like crazy
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Apr 9, 2015 09:46
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Burning like a silver flame Skin melting off my face Please put me out Before I turn to ash
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Apr 9, 2015 10:32
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I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love All I wanted was to break your walls All you ever did was wreck me Yeah, you, you wreck me
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Apr 9, 2015 11:09
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Michelle, ma belle The point of this song is to be self-referential and point out our clever rhyme My michelle |
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Apr 9, 2015 11:10
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wreck my balls |
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Apr 9, 2015 11:17
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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN WHAT THE gently caress IS THAT OH MY GOD HELP |
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Apr 9, 2015 13:04
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Roxanne, you don't have to turn on the red light Because I hooked up a motion detector that will turn it on when a potential client walks within 50ft Also prostitution is illegal and usually indicative of other poor life choices and I'd be willing to drive you to counseling if you would like to try to get out from under your pimp Pepperjack
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Apr 9, 2015 13:43
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She's so lucky, she's a star And she stars in movies and she's known real far, she thinks "If there's a movie that looks really fun Then Iiiii'll gooooo to theeee auuuudition."
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Apr 9, 2015 14:24
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"Stop, collaborate, and listen" To make professional teamwork glisten Hear what your colleagues have to say And show them you value them every single day |
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Apr 9, 2015 14:50
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Apr 9, 2015 15:32
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Words words words, Words words wo-ords, Glycerine |
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Apr 9, 2015 15:59
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i don't like cricket oh no it's boring
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Apr 9, 2015 16:13
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thank u bacalou
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could you look me in the eyes and tell me you're not autistic ooo oo oo oooooo
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Apr 9, 2015 16:37
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all the single ladies all the single ladies all the single ladies all the single ladies all the single ladies put your hands up |
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Apr 9, 2015 16:49
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love in an elevator wait this is pretty uncomfortable poo poo someone is coming in leave my dick alone i work here everyday ---------------- |
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Apr 9, 2015 17:34
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I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) Poker played conservatively in tournament conditions Is a lot different from a casual game or a weird metaphor for seduction |
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Apr 9, 2015 17:49
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Why do birds suddenly appear, Every time you are near? It's probably confirmation bias. Correlation is not causation. ---------------- |
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Apr 9, 2015 17:54
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It's not unusual to be in love with anyone. In fact a lot of people are in love with someone. If I ever see someone in love with anyone "It's not unusual," I'll say Have a good day
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Apr 9, 2015 17:57
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There ain't no rest for the wicked Course I'm not talking literally Because without at least a few hours of sleep a day you will experience deleterious health effects and hallucinations |
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Apr 9, 2015 18:08
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smoobles posted:Why do birds suddenly appear, lol |
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Apr 9, 2015 18:09
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You spin me right round, baby right round like a record, baby, right round Getting dizzy now dizzy baby right round Why do you keep doing this |
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Apr 9, 2015 18:17
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the love shack is a little old place where we can get together love shack baby love shack sex with multiple partners is where it's at love shack baby love shack venereal disease is nothing to laugh at |
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Apr 9, 2015 18:50
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My music hits you so hard, makes the ladies go, "Oh my lord, that man is dying from the impact, call an ambulance!" |
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Apr 9, 2015 18:53
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Jesus take the wheel even though you never had a car and drive me into a wall to save America from my songs gas is on the right
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Apr 9, 2015 19:05
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jeremiah was a bullfrog he was a good friend of mine of course that is an insane concept amphibians dont form friendships like us or have names ---------------- |
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I never understood a single word he said Because frogs don't have the vocal chords to form woods Or the complex brain functions and society to create a language Much less an entire lexicon that would allow them to communicate with humans
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Apr 9, 2015 20:33
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With the lights out, it's more dangerous you could fall and hit your head turn the light on so you see stuff theres a lot of stuff to trip on coffee table laundry basket ottoman the cat yeah |
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