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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
(caricature of bernie with a stereotypical jewish hook nose and dollar signs in his eyes)

OY VEY

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Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

please timg

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

you irl posted:

(caricature of bernie with a stereotypical jewish hook nose and dollar signs in his eyes)

OY VEY

get the gently caress outta here with this

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Herr Tog posted:

please timg

Resized and reuploaded when i noticed.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

you irl posted:

(caricature of bernie with a stereotypical jewish hook nose and dollar signs in his eyes)

OY VEY

There is only fire in the Bern man's eyes.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo

Herr Tog posted:

Well not only am I down for Bernie to be POTUS but I am down for music videos.

also do one for enter sandman

im from canada but im rooting you guys on please vote in a meme president

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

spectres of autism posted:

also do one for enter sandman

im from canada but im rooting you guys on please vote in a meme president

This is a good idea

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

How much money is a Bernie shitpost worth these days?

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Zev posted:

Listen to this guy!

Any other guidelines for good shirt design?

you can get a good monochrome design from a photograph, imagine the pointillism of newsprint. shirts would be that much cheaper and you can avoid the giant plate of ink issue

you could surround a good portrait of bernie in catchy, punchy text

if you keep colors from touching, its easier to bang out a shitload of good prints so a two color (red and blue on a white shirt perhaps) is easier

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
we can do up to six colors but lmfao some of them must feel like those garbage bags posted about earlier

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

taqueso posted:

How much money is a Bernie shitpost worth these days?

Wanna say it's just my 2.5 cents since page 103. Posts do drive some nu,her of people to make lump sum donations, although I would have to go back and look to quantify those.

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Zev posted:

Wanna say it's just my 2.5 cents since page 103. Posts do drive some nu,her of people to make lump sum donations, although I would have to go back and look to quantify those.

Looks like, the lump sum contributions since page 103 are divided out amongst the posts since then, we get just north of 50 cents/post. 53 to be exactish. So shitposts drive contributions unrelated to individual posts, but that still brings the average up.

Zev fucked around with this message at 04:59 on May 7, 2015

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Zev posted:

Wanna say it's just my 2.5 cents since page 103. Posts do drive some nu,her of people to make lump sum donations, although I would have to go back and look to quantify those.

Not bad all things considered

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
we even have an inhouse art guy so if you decide on a motif, text and photograph but don't want to go through with the process of putting them together i can have him whip up something and bring it back here

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i dont know why im agreeing to more work during our busy season

oh right BERNAYYY

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Zev posted:

Looks like,Mahon the lump sum contributions since page 103 are divided out amongst the posts since then, we get just north of 50 cents/post. That sounds high though.

Wouldn't that be the figure for how much each page is worth, not individual post?

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

huskarl_marx posted:

i dont know why im agreeing to more work during our busy season

oh right BERNAYYY

Thank you sir. also have you looked ay my dumb idea?

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

gently caress the Republic. posted:

Wouldn't that be the figure for how much each page is worth, not individual post?

I took the $300 I added up since 103, came up,with 14 pages since then. Dividing $300/14 gives $21.43/page. Taking hat and dividing by 40 gives us $0.535 per post. It just seems like a lot. Unless I'm forgetting something.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Herr Tog posted:

Thank you sir. also have you looked ay my dumb idea?

its got meme cache, and its doable as a cheap print

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

huskarl_marx posted:

i dont know why im agreeing to more work during our busy season

oh right BERNAYYY

Any seasonal price changes?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

taqueso posted:

How much money is a Bernie shitpost worth these days?

plus, we're already in shitpost debt since one guy already donated $200 for a $1/page up to 200 pages thing

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Matey posted:

plus, we're already in shitpost debt since one guy already donated $200 for a $1/page up to 200 pages thing

Yea, but I didn't count him. You are right. We have to pay out that.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Zev posted:

Any seasonal price changes?


not that im aware of, i just churn them out i've never brokered the sale of them

i'm making a note to chat with mgmt and get the pricing squared away, im gonna bring prices on a few shirt options

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

huskarl_marx posted:

its got meme cache, and its doable as a cheap print

Glad it is plausable

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Zev posted:

I took the $300 I added up since 103, came up,with 14 pages since then. Dividing $300/14 gives $21.43/page. Taking hat and dividing by 40 gives us $0.535 per post. It just seems like a lot. Unless I'm forgetting something.

Somebody check my math. All of the contributions should be in the op.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Zev posted:

I took the $300 I added up since 103, came up,with 14 pages since then. Dividing $300/14 gives $21.43/page. Taking hat and dividing by 40 gives us $0.535 per post. It just seems like a lot. Unless I'm forgetting something.

Thank you for the math. Something does seem off to me tbh

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Herr Tog posted:

Thank you for the math. Something does seem off to me tbh

I feel like I'm messing up somewhere, I'm just too stupid to know where.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
im actually really really excited to print these shirts

usually i print slogans for the corporate sponsors for sporting events for some of the most privileged people you could ever meet

like pretender to the throne of alsace lorraine privileged

like i did 3888 prints of the phrase "where good comes from" in reference to our state's dairy cartel and when you have to examine each print for defects you pretty much wind up reading slogans thousands of times for hours at a time

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Zev posted:

I feel like I'm messing up somewhere, I'm just too stupid to know where.

Well that or we average just over $1 a shitpost for the entire thread so far.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Zev posted:

I feel like I'm messing up somewhere, I'm just too stupid to know where.

I'll see if I can check it tomorrow

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

huskarl_marx posted:

im actually really really excited to print these shirts

usually i print slogans for the corporate sponsors for sporting events for some of the most privileged people you could ever meet

like pretender to the throne of alsace lorraine privileged

like i did 3888 prints of the phrase "where good comes from" in reference to our state's dairy cartel and when you have to examine each print for defects you pretty much wind up reading slogans thousands of times for hours at a time

Sounds like you now know where the good comes from.

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

huskarl_marx posted:

im actually really really excited to print these shirts

usually i print slogans for the corporate sponsors for sporting events for some of the most privileged people you could ever meet

like pretender to the throne of alsace lorraine privileged

like i did 3888 prints of the phrase "where good comes from" in reference to our state's dairy cartel and when you have to examine each print for defects you pretty much wind up reading slogans thousands of times for hours at a time

We just need to get a design and then find out how to get them paid for without anyone getting burned.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Zev posted:

We just need to get a design and then find out how to get them paid for without anyone getting burned.

paypal?

or an SA mart thread

no no ANd an SA mart thread

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
im gonna recuse myself from that effort i dont have a good track record with not loving up an sa mart thread

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
prices tomorrow!

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


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:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

:toxx: $1 to Bernie for every poster with more than 100 posts in this list when this thread is goldmined, Mr. Sanders is made Emperor of Earth or it is Monday, whichever comes first. :toxx:

Minnesota Manatee
Aug 28, 2009

I really wasn't expecting to get excited about any candidates this election. This should be fun! Socialism rules.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


gently caress the Republic. posted:

The Charging Bull from the financial district in NYC being tamed/slayed by Bernie "The Matador" Sanders.

Can the matador's sword be extremely phallic? This is important to me.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Mar 28, 2008

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Minnesota Manatee posted:

I really wasn't expecting to get excited about any candidates this election. This should be fun! Socialism rules.



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