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Feb 19, 2007


Once tovarish Sanders is presdemp how we gonna deal with the corn kulaks

inquiring minds must know

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Feb 19, 2007


blowfish posted:

guys AmeriKKKa is almost a monarchy, hth

it's clinton II, bush III, or rich noble lazy bum XXVI

they will meet revolutionary justice

Bush VI, Obama III, people's court sentence you to Anime Mines for thiirty years

you must mine more animes for the people

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Feb 19, 2007


Moridin920 posted:

I like that the narrative in this country is so skewed to the right that advocating for economic policies the GOP would have agreed with in 1970 is now full blown socialism.

Like oh we should pay our workers fairly and prosecute corporate fraud and close tax loopholes and raise taxes on the rich to rates that are more in line with national historic averages and invest in our national infrastructure? STALINIST STALINIST STALINIST

Best part is it makes communism way more popular

like legit kids parents watch fox news and heear how x/y good thing is communism and start to think "well maybe communism isn't so bad"

allsimsayin is the right wing media machine is gonna be responsible for a commie revolution sometime in the next 50 years.

i plan to be dead of old age and alcoholism first, how are you all gonna deal w/ it

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Feb 19, 2007


Matey posted:

Nationalize ranching. And by that I mean the making of ranch dressing, of course.

you are as fat as your avatar aincha

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Feb 19, 2007


Jagchosis posted:

bougie scammers

bloopie stammers

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Feb 19, 2007


Beef Turret posted:

Every season they trot out some indigo child candidate who could solve everything, but he's only there to trick people into voting and give legitimacy to the whole farce

SANDERS FOR JUDAS GOAT

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Feb 19, 2007


bernie sanders will bring back lf

as a holding tank for libertarians

my keyboarf is broke, using letter next to broken one insteaf. vote Bernarf Sanfers ok thanks

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Feb 19, 2007


Sanders for jew king

President 2016

Messiah 2020

Hardware store disk jockey 2024

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Feb 19, 2007


Wait so what's the difference between a union and a co-op again?

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Feb 19, 2007


So he's a Catholic and a Jew? The south is gonna love him

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Feb 19, 2007


huskarl_marx posted:

we should probably get a thread set up to coordinate primary efforts, also information about how to attend your democratic primary

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Feb 19, 2007


Guys what if we make a kickstarter for a video game about some beloved nerd poo poo but actually we use it to fund the Sandman's campaign

Maybe a spiritual successor to Daikatana

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Feb 19, 2007


dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

Sanders 2016

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Feb 19, 2007


Has anyone considered calling him the Sandblaster?

It could also be a name for a construction themed adult movie

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Feb 19, 2007


taqueso posted:

What will be Bernie's equivalent to the Dean Scream?

This thread. No joke i'mma email this thread to Glennon Bench and make a million bucks as a class traitor

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Feb 19, 2007


huskarl_marx posted:

im pretty sure every female GOP pick that gets tapped for p/vp will have pornos about them soon after, like nailin palin

Nobody did for Hillary because it would be disgusting

You'd have to hire a Bolivian scat company to make it

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Feb 19, 2007


Bern is the capital of Switzerland

Is Bernie a secret pawn of the Swiss monarchy

Just asking questions. Monoamine noggin

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Feb 19, 2007


Barney Sandford

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Feb 19, 2007


MeatwadIsGod posted:

Friendly reminder that Bernie owns and actually gives a gently caress about low income working people (i.e., you) as opposed to everyone else running, who are practically vampires by comparison.

wait how many low income people does he own

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Feb 19, 2007


well he's lost my vote then

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Feb 19, 2007


Matey posted:

:redass: Bernie to Hillary in primaries
:sax: Bill Clinton watching the rear end spanking while playing sax

why does that emoticon exist

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Feb 19, 2007


gently caress the Republic. posted:

post for bernie.


and barriston and grayworm. even though they will be back next week

selmy dies in a kings landing bar

bernie sanders holds the knife

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Feb 19, 2007


BTW this may be the weirdest way anyone ever fundraised for a political candidate

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Feb 19, 2007


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Feb 19, 2007


He lives.

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Feb 19, 2007



Why'd it get closed?

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Feb 19, 2007


Eonwe posted:

people keep saying Bernie is the Ron Paul of 2016, but even if thats true, I don't get why thats a bad thing

Ron Paul has some literally insane ideas, but the ideas you see espoused as mainline Republican today were pretty much fringe even a decade ago

if Bernie simply starts pushing the Democrats toward real progressive ideas as opposed to vaguely progressive and Corporatist ideas then I'd say his campaign would be pretty successful

None of that defeatist talk, comrade

Sanders POTUS 4lyfe

(legit I agree with you, but the more he's seen to be campaigning in earnest and the less he appears to be just "playing the game", the more change in DNC official platform we'll see).

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Feb 19, 2007


hemophilia posted:

Hey dickbags the pragmatic realism can come after the primaries to muster some shreds of hope from our crushed spirits, it's full idealism steam ahead and get off the train if you want to slow down bitch

Yes

YES

ALL POWER TO THE SANDBLASTER

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Feb 19, 2007


taqueso posted:

Home of the Frog Dog??

Does bernie have a good campaign logo yet?

I have an idea

this is it:



but with something something bernie sanders on it

success is just around the corner, boys!

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Feb 19, 2007


BERNIE SANDS, MP

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huskarl_marx posted:

yeah if theres anything goons are bad at its appealing to the lowest common denominator

maybe a BERNIE VS THE BIG BANKS done in the style of godzilla vs?

Black shirt. Giant red cock on it, facing left, with Bernie's face on the head it.

Text:

Hard Left
Sanders 2016
BernieSanders.com

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Feb 19, 2007


waitaminute. we're putting the cart before the horse here. Sure we can design a shirt, but what's more essential than a shirt? Tats. We need to design an official 2016 Bernie Sanders backpiece.

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gently caress the Republic. posted:

The Charging Bull from the financial district in NYC being tamed/slayed by Bernie "The Matador" Sanders.

Can the matador's sword be extremely phallic? This is important to me.

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