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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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I'd support Bernie Sanders just to have this song come back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MKhyM1aBrI

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Burnin' a J for Bernie S. rn


:420::patriot::420:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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200 pages though? that's wild, op. u crazy 4 this 1

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Would love to see Bernie very awkwardly in the cold open of SNL.

:patriot:Bernie 2016:patriot:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Shinjobi posted:

He seems okay. But that's why he'll lose.

You've got to believe, my fellow human being

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Bernie needs a cool nickname like hildog

Berner?
The Colonel?
Bean Bag?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Yivgev posted:

it should be colonel sanders you idiot. this poo poo writes itself.

That's too long and obvious








u oval office

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Yivgev posted:

im going to murder you later

:shrek::shrek::patriot::shrek::shrek:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Hey there lil guy

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Bernie's journey to the tourney

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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And that's a nickel for my main man The Bern Boy

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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weeks behind

Matey posted:

I'd support Bernie Sanders just to have this song come back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MKhyM1aBrI




mysterious frankie posted:

I will stand by Bernie, knife drawn, and slit what throats need slitting. I will kill 4 u, B-San. Maybe your reign be as sweet as the syrup your state produces.

Obi san kebernie




Sander day o'bernie

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Throwdini posted:

lets make this the highest voted thread of the week

You've got my vote, Throwdini Sanders.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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can win thing

(another 5 cents in the bag)

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Piss On Those Uppity Southerners

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Poop On Those Ugandan Students

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Pour Out That Unused Sugar

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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People Over Thirty Urinate STDs

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Knowwhatimean, bern?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Pretty Old Tits, Ultra Saggy

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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jarofpiss posted:

gently caress it. This matters.




atta boy

Maybe op should up it to 2 dollars per page? 5? 100?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Another post for Bernie "The Bernicle" Sanders coming in here from me, Matey.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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lil guy is like "Vote Ber nie"

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Just realized my av dog is looking at the profile button of the poster above me

:patriot: Bernie Sanders 2016 :patriot:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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InterFaced posted:

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heh

:patriot: Bernie Sanders for 2016 US Prezzy :patriot:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Bernie is, of course, the true consensus candidate. That he won't get 5% of the vote only means that the forces of evil (Jews) stopped the will of the rest of the country.

Whoa bud, very unBernie of u

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Which city does Bernie think has the best pizza? Get on it, major news outlets.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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(Uh bern bern bern, bern bernie san)

oh bernie saaaannnn
please run this laaaaannnnd
oh bernie saaannnn
you've got me rockin and a rollin
gently caress re-publicans
bernie san

to the tune of barbara ann if you couldn't tell

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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I yearn for the bern

:patriot::patriot:Bernie Sanders 2016 Let's go America!:patriot::patriot:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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What is there to say about Bernie that hasn't already been said in this thread?

I guess we'll find out in the following posts!

:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:Bernie:patriot:Sanders:patriot:2016:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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2016: The election decided by Something Awful dot com


That will be the title of this chapter in the history e-books

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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President - Bernie Sanders
Vice President - Jaden Smith



GAME OVER BERNIE WINS AND IS ALLOWED TO RULE TIL HE DIES

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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"Hi, I'm Bernie Sanders, and I want you to buy your electronic sanders from my company, Bern E-Sanders"

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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bernie sanders never panders

:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:Vote
:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:Bernie
:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:Sanders
:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:2016

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
What's good for the US? Bernie Sanders!

:patriot:
Vote
:patriot:
4
:patriot:
Bernie
:patriot:
Sanders
:patriot:
2016
:rznv:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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CuteJen96 posted:

BERNIE loving SANDERS

:patriot:
Bern bless you, my goon
:patriot:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Neptr posted:

Norway does it by having a population of 5 million and a nationalized petroleum industry.

Think of what we could do if we nationalized all of our industries. Full socialism now, lead the way Bernie

Nationalize ranching. And by that I mean the making of ranch dressing, of course.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Grand Prize Winner posted:

you are as fat as your avatar aincha

but twice as cute!

BERNIE SANDERS MMXVI
ON SOME ROME poo poo

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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The Bald Eagle may be the national bird of America,
but I think Bernie Sanders should be the national bern of America

VOTE
:patriot:
:patriot::patriot:
:patriot::patriot::patriot:
:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:
:patriot::patriot::patriot:
:patriot::patriot:
:patriot:
BERNIE

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Bernadict Sanderbatch

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