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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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ethanol posted:

if somebody starts paying the :10bux: i will gladly post but I do not post for free

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Dang yall post this in the new Bernie thread!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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WELP


i dunno

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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jarofpiss posted:

straight no bullshit answers. what's not to like about this guy?

ehhhh, "I’m going to look at the issue. It’s not that I support it or don’t support it. To me it is not one of the major issues facing this country. I’ll look at it. I think it has a lot of support and I’ll be talking to young people and others about the issues. But there are two sides to a story." is a pretty bullshit answer

I'm still down for the Bernman. Hopefully he talks to some young people about it and changes his mind to "Legal weed is tite."

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Segmentation Fault posted:

The best part is that I just learned that a gospel version of Lose Yourself played at his announcement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg4lSGGOfzE

Bernie knows he's got one shot to get at this, and by God he's gonna take it. He's not gonna end up like Carly Fiorina with Mom's Spaghetti on her sweater.

Black people doing a lame version of a song by a white person


Never thought I'd see the day

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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So, before I keep wasting my valuable resource of shitposting....


Zev,
Are you gonna donate another $1/page in this thread through sunday?

Can we revitalize this thread into another fundraising effort for our main nigga Bernie?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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As a single issue voter I have to know:

Does Bernie like Coca Cola or Pepsi?



ha jk Go Bernie luv u bud

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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InterFaced posted:

Yell BERNIE! during climax. If she's cool with that, you're good.

"Babe, I'm about to Bernie"

"I want you to Bernie in my Sanders"

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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I heard they are already adding Bernie to Mt. Rushmore.

Congrats Bern, you earned it.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Hey
Bernay
baby i got your money
don't you worry
i said hey

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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That song is of course by the talented musician Old Dirty Bernie

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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My nigga Bernie tho

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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He finna kill the game

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Fool gonna be smokin blunts and firing bullets in the oval office

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Zev with some pretty solid shitposting in the form of conference call trip report

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Lol, I just realized

Matey posted:

Zev with some pretty solid shitposting in the form of conference call trip report


Matey posted:

solid poo poo

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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What did Becky from Kansas City say?


Miguel from Denver?


Jimmy from Lincoln?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Sorry not trying to sound like a sarcastic dick

just trying to get my own shitposting juices flowing, all for the Bern man.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Zev posted:

Other guys: talking about sanders legislation, have meetings about hat legislation and how to reach out to people and bypass the main stream media. Weather is nice this time of year.

Wait wait wait wait wait

hold the phone

I wouldn't say I'm necessarily a single issue voter, but this is very important to me: What is Bernie's hat legislation? If he tries to come after my hats I'll bern Vermont to the ground

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Zev posted:

Robert from New York, lady keeps interrupting him and he doesn't understand what she is saying. Wants stuff to make fliers so we can get this revolution going.

Tell him all you need to make fliers is some paper and a printer/copier

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Can someone sell literal grass roots for Bernie?

That could definitely go viral then next thing you know Bernie is Supreme Emperor of Earth!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Captain Sand Bernard of the USA Enterprise

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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taqueso posted:

Bernie, I want this earmarked for the campaign's liquor supply.


Alright, who is going to complement this donation with a donation of $420 (or more likely, $4.20)?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Matey posted:

Alright, who is going to complement this donation with a donation of $420 (or more likely, $4.20)?

Also, can you leave a message when you donate? It'd be nice to say "this is for when y'all are in Colorado, if you catch my drift wink wink nudge nudge"

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Zev posted:

Going from pure chaos to a barely intelligible poo poo show is a herculean effort, but it's all a process. Most of it is about getting the right people and asking them the right questions. If we got serious,we would come up with a plan, and then work the plan until an issue came up. Then you modify the plan and work the new plan. Repeat forever until whatever goal is achieved. Not a hard concept, but crazy difficult to do. Devil in the details and all.

So wait, Bernie Sanders has the devil on his side? No way he can lose!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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jarofpiss posted:

aaaand i was wrong

Hey it's ok dude, at least you gave it a good guess

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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PDP-1 posted:

donated because the old man on the tv box yelling about smashing up giant banks, taxing the gently caress out of rich people, and generally helping poor people made me happy and i hope he stays on the tv box saying that poo poo for a while longer



money to bern

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Want a Movin like Bernie shirt

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Oh poo poo, if someone got a tat of crazy haired Bernie I'm pretty sure that would at least go somewhat viral.




NOT IT

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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taqueso posted:

How much money is a Bernie shitpost worth these days?

plus, we're already in shitpost debt since one guy already donated $200 for a $1/page up to 200 pages thing

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Cubey 87
InterFaced 79
Quantum Finger 62
readingatwork 62
Carrasco 59
CISMALES DID 9-11 58
Turbl 57
-Misfit- 57
z0glin Warchief 55
rezatahs 55
Duh Ugh 54
Sheng-ji Yang 51
redshirt 51




All of you, give me and Jarofpiss your SA login info and we'll make taqueso pay up!!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Minnesota Manatee posted:

I really wasn't expecting to get excited about any candidates this election. This should be fun! Socialism rules.



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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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spectres of autism posted:

i wasnt saying it as a suggestion, i was saying that hes left himself open to weasel his way out

all these toxxes should be permas

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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spacemang_spliff posted:

i guess i'm not going on vaca

must poo poo post for the berninator

God speed fellow Kansan 4 the Berner

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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E: No need to scroll to the right, it's just a bunch of R's fyi

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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jarofpiss posted:

someone photoshop bernies face in this sandstorm like he's from the mummy returns tia



Also photoshop Wall Street in where those buldings are

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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Dear Bernie Sanders

I hope you win everything

love

matey

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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God drat

Bernie, I believe in you

Do this drat thing up

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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as the nerds might say

BERNIE FTW!!!!!!!!! EPICCC!!!

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

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The Chronicles of Bernie-uh

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