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ethanol posted:if somebody starts paying the i will gladly post but I do not post for free
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# ¿ May 4, 2015 21:36 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 01:52 |
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Dang yall post this in the new Bernie thread!
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 03:43 |
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WELP i dunno
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 05:20 |
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jarofpiss posted:straight no bullshit answers. what's not to like about this guy? ehhhh, "I’m going to look at the issue. It’s not that I support it or don’t support it. To me it is not one of the major issues facing this country. I’ll look at it. I think it has a lot of support and I’ll be talking to young people and others about the issues. But there are two sides to a story." is a pretty bullshit answer I'm still down for the Bernman. Hopefully he talks to some young people about it and changes his mind to "Legal weed is tite."
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 06:00 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:The best part is that I just learned that a gospel version of Lose Yourself played at his announcement Black people doing a lame version of a song by a white person Never thought I'd see the day
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 10:08 |
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So, before I keep wasting my valuable resource of shitposting.... Zev, Are you gonna donate another $1/page in this thread through sunday? Can we revitalize this thread into another fundraising effort for our main nigga Bernie?
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 10:12 |
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As a single issue voter I have to know: Does Bernie like Coca Cola or Pepsi? ha jk Go Bernie luv u bud
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 04:23 |
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InterFaced posted:Yell BERNIE! during climax. If she's cool with that, you're good. "Babe, I'm about to Bernie" "I want you to Bernie in my Sanders"
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 04:34 |
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I heard they are already adding Bernie to Mt. Rushmore. Congrats Bern, you earned it.
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 07:39 |
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Hey Bernay baby i got your money don't you worry i said hey
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 21:57 |
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That song is of course by the talented musician Old Dirty Bernie
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 21:57 |
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My nigga Bernie tho
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 00:14 |
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He finna kill the game
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 00:14 |
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Fool gonna be smokin blunts and firing bullets in the oval office
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 00:16 |
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Zev with some pretty solid shitposting in the form of conference call trip report
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 01:52 |
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Lol, I just realizedMatey posted:Zev with some pretty solid shitposting in the form of conference call trip report Matey posted:solid poo poo
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 01:54 |
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What did Becky from Kansas City say? Miguel from Denver? Jimmy from Lincoln?
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 02:02 |
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Sorry not trying to sound like a sarcastic dick just trying to get my own shitposting juices flowing, all for the Bern man.
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 02:03 |
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Zev posted:Other guys: talking about sanders legislation, have meetings about hat legislation and how to reach out to people and bypass the main stream media. Weather is nice this time of year. Wait wait wait wait wait hold the phone I wouldn't say I'm necessarily a single issue voter, but this is very important to me: What is Bernie's hat legislation? If he tries to come after my hats I'll bern Vermont to the ground
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 02:12 |
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Zev posted:Robert from New York, lady keeps interrupting him and he doesn't understand what she is saying. Wants stuff to make fliers so we can get this revolution going. Tell him all you need to make fliers is some paper and a printer/copier
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 02:21 |
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Can someone sell literal grass roots for Bernie? That could definitely go viral then next thing you know Bernie is Supreme Emperor of Earth!
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 02:23 |
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Captain Sand Bernard of the USA Enterprise
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 03:15 |
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taqueso posted:Bernie, I want this earmarked for the campaign's liquor supply. Alright, who is going to complement this donation with a donation of $420 (or more likely, $4.20)?
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 03:38 |
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Matey posted:Alright, who is going to complement this donation with a donation of $420 (or more likely, $4.20)? Also, can you leave a message when you donate? It'd be nice to say "this is for when y'all are in Colorado, if you catch my drift wink wink nudge nudge"
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 03:40 |
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Zev posted:Going from pure chaos to a barely intelligible poo poo show is a herculean effort, but it's all a process. Most of it is about getting the right people and asking them the right questions. If we got serious,we would come up with a plan, and then work the plan until an issue came up. Then you modify the plan and work the new plan. Repeat forever until whatever goal is achieved. Not a hard concept, but crazy difficult to do. Devil in the details and all. So wait, Bernie Sanders has the devil on his side? No way he can lose!
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 03:42 |
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jarofpiss posted:aaaand i was wrong Hey it's ok dude, at least you gave it a good guess
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 03:54 |
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PDP-1 posted:donated because the old man on the tv box yelling about smashing up giant banks, taxing the gently caress out of rich people, and generally helping poor people made me happy and i hope he stays on the tv box saying that poo poo for a while longer
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 03:56 |
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Want a Movin like Bernie shirt
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 04:03 |
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Oh poo poo, if someone got a tat of crazy haired Bernie I'm pretty sure that would at least go somewhat viral. NOT IT
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 04:24 |
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taqueso posted:How much money is a Bernie shitpost worth these days? plus, we're already in shitpost debt since one guy already donated $200 for a $1/page up to 200 pages thing
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 05:06 |
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Cubey 87 InterFaced 79 Quantum Finger 62 readingatwork 62 Carrasco 59 CISMALES DID 9-11 58 Turbl 57 -Misfit- 57 z0glin Warchief 55 rezatahs 55 Duh Ugh 54 Sheng-ji Yang 51 redshirt 51 All of you, give me and Jarofpiss your SA login info and we'll make taqueso pay up!!
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 05:34 |
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Minnesota Manatee posted:I really wasn't expecting to get excited about any candidates this election. This should be fun! Socialism rules.
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 05:34 |
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spectres of autism posted:i wasnt saying it as a suggestion, i was saying that hes left himself open to weasel his way out
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 06:10 |
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spacemang_spliff posted:i guess i'm not going on vaca God speed fellow Kansan 4 the Berner
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 06:11 |
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 07:05 |
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jarofpiss posted:someone photoshop bernies face in this sandstorm like he's from the mummy returns tia Also photoshop Wall Street in where those buldings are
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 07:18 |
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Dear Bernie Sanders I hope you win everything love matey
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 07:45 |
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God drat Bernie, I believe in you Do this drat thing up
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 07:49 |
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as the nerds might say BERNIE FTW!!!!!!!!! EPICCC!!!
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 07:50 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 01:52 |
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The Chronicles of Bernie-uh
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