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for Bernie!
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 19:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:33 |
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Bern in the USA?
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 19:05 |
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Would. (And did) Contribute to this man's campaign.
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 02:49 |
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Cubey posted:i sincerely believe that if sanders has a measurable impact on disaffected people who do not vote because of how poo poo our politicians are, he will be the next president of the united states His running is reason enough for me to get off my lazy rear end and vote.
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 02:51 |
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rezatahs posted:maybe not but i wont feel dirty voting for him I'll feel dirty voting for Bernie, but in a good way iykwim. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 15:11 |
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Cubey posted:settling for the status quo by electing hillary is guaranteed to not change anything, so there's nothing to lose. Say no to the status quo. Send Sandorz to Berninate the white house!
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 15:36 |
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Augustus posted:Now all we need are some leftist senators and reps. We (well the state of Vermont really) have a leftist senator. He's running for president. One hopes that the fine people of Vermont will elect another commie should Bernie "our Lord and savior" Sanders actually win.
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 15:39 |
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Amused to Death posted:i actually donated to his campaign because i like setting my money on fire Berninate your money! Donate more!
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 15:40 |
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Kanthulhu posted:Hahahahahaha you sucker believe this poo poo? Good point. Nationalize the banks, sieze their assets and redistribute them via progressive social programs and public works projects. More communism, everyone wins.
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 15:55 |
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Kanthulhu posted:I agree with full communism but I also know this won't ever happen and everything is futile. gently caress you! It's my hopeless dream, and I'll blither about it impotently on the internet if I drat well please.
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 16:04 |
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More ministerial blithering, more shitposts for Bernie! Will these dreams still follow me On of dark obscurity? Can't you see it up in the sky As it kicks you in the face and lets you die You never have the answers And now you tell me the facts of life I really couldn't be bothered with you Get out of my face and watch me die Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Absolution and a frozen room Are dreams of men below I try to grab it but the touch is hot The mirrors collapses, but the image can not I'm scared of darkness in a light I scare myself cause I know I'm right I see the evil in your savage eye As it cuts right through the sky Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Calling the mantra with a blade in the skin For the demons within I feel the pain is the death and decay But the lesson never fades away Too little shadows, turn away Another man through the window pane Another slave and a victim of fate Another lesson in hate Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside!
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 16:09 |
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Quantum Finger posted:snype queen Another page, another couple of bucks stolen from goons and redistributed to Bernie.
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 16:16 |
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Fasdar posted:and got the alligator a job working at TCBY. Is that why going to TCBY always costs me an arm and a leg?
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 16:37 |
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z0glin Warchief posted:Man what a terrible page snipe Any page snipe in this thread is a good snipe. More shitposts for Bernie!
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 18:07 |
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you irl posted:bernie sanders: hard, or hardest? hardester(est).
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 18:22 |
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Nuclearmonkee posted:So chaingun robot arms and a nuclear warhead with a built in dead man switch then. A nuclear warhead?
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 19:39 |
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readingatwork posted:gently caress Hillary I'm voting for Bernie even if he drops out. Write in for the win. Bernie for POTUS!
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 20:05 |
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Just took a piss, had a Berning sensation. For a brief second I considered seeing a doctor, then I realized that my junk was Berning for Bernie.
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 20:57 |
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Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:Keep posting guys, dont let the dream die keep Saint Bernie at the top of my bookmarks list.
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 23:02 |
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Adventure Pigeon posted:I would be okay with president comrade sanders. That's El Senor Presidente Comrade Sanders. Get it right fellow drone.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 02:13 |
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Zev posted:A shitpost for sanders is a shitpost for socialism is a shitpost for a better tomorrow.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 02:27 |
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I got bored. Time to shitpost for Bernie while there's still a chance!
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 04:03 |
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readingatwork posted:FACT: If elected Bernie Sanders will shed his mortal coil and reveal his true form as the great demon lord Baphomet. Fire and destruction will be rained down upon all as the continents themselves sink into the sea. He will also implement single-payer healthcare. Sounds good to me. I'd ask where to sign up, but I kinda already did that. Still, nice to have my decisions validated.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 06:01 |
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Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:FACT: Bernie Sanders has hosed your mom and might be your dad I wish. My dad's a former psychedelic hippie turned Republican. We don't talk politics.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 06:10 |
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ethanol posted:i would be totally ok with it if bernie decides to purge the congress I believe that's step 0 of his agenda.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 06:56 |
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Zev posted:Will to post... Fading. Need... to... sleep... forgive me Bernie. Sleep is for the weak. Drink more coffee and poo poo more posts. For the Bern man.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 07:44 |
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The Shortest Path posted:Just post the part where Dany shits a lot, on every page of this thread. Pro tier shitposting tip here.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 08:29 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 09:28 |
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InterFaced posted:Goons are high on Bernie. I am glad of it. Bern one for Bernie
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 15:39 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Bernie Sanders is my friend Fernie Sanders is my frond.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 15:46 |
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redshirt posted:I'd be pro Bernie if he had a snowballs chance of winning, but he doesn't. SILENCE INFIDEL! Bern the unbeliever!
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 17:19 |
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hemophilia posted:you don't even need to lie about the bible you can take entire chapters from the gospels and a lot of verse from acts and the epistles and put it side by side to anything bernie says and there's probably a lot overlap This. Jesus was a dirty socialist.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 17:21 |
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Bern man looking constipated here. Needs more fiber.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 18:21 |
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jarofpiss posted:it's a truth bomb and he's just about to drop it Good point. We need to get Bernie into the oval office, where he can rule eternally while making GBS threads light on the heads of the damned.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 18:26 |
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Barracuda Bang! posted:My favorite redistribution of wealth is to the Sanders campaign Redistributing goon wealth. One shitpost at a time.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 19:19 |
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jarofpiss posted:i am that person and for every person i know irl that has been understandably negative about his chances i've pointed out how pumped i am for this campaign. and everyone knows how down on this shitbag world i am. Ditto. Gonna vote for the first time since I was 18 and dad threatened to kick my rear end and throw me out if I didn't.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 19:32 |
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Cubey posted:call your dad and tell him to vote for bernie sanders OK. But it'll have to wait until tomorrow. The ensuing lecture will take up way too much shitposting time. Deadline is too close. Must post for Bernie.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 20:07 |
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Bernie Sanders is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all goons.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 20:40 |
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Bern the church, Bern the state, Redistribute the money that makes us hate.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 20:41 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:33 |
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TEAYCHES posted:would u eat a bug for bernie I would eat the rich for Bernie.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 20:46 |