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Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008
:10bux: for Bernie!

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May 27, 2008
Bern in the USA?

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May 27, 2008

Would.















(And did) Contribute to this man's campaign.

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May 27, 2008

Cubey posted:

i sincerely believe that if sanders has a measurable impact on disaffected people who do not vote because of how poo poo our politicians are, he will be the next president of the united states

His running is reason enough for me to get off my lazy rear end and vote.

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May 27, 2008

rezatahs posted:

maybe not but i wont feel dirty voting for him

I'll feel dirty voting for Bernie, but in a good way iykwim. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

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May 27, 2008

Cubey posted:

settling for the status quo by electing hillary is guaranteed to not change anything, so there's nothing to lose.

Say no to the status quo. Send Sandorz to Berninate the white house!

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May 27, 2008

Augustus posted:

Now all we need are some leftist senators and reps.

We (well the state of Vermont really) have a leftist senator. He's running for president. One hopes that the fine people of Vermont will elect another commie should Bernie "our Lord and savior" Sanders actually win.

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May 27, 2008

Amused to Death posted:

i actually donated to his campaign because i like setting my money on fire

Berninate your money! Donate more!

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May 27, 2008

Kanthulhu posted:

Hahahahahaha you sucker believe this poo poo?

The democratic party won't go left unless city bank and JPMorgan suddenly start believing in communism.

Good point. Nationalize the banks, sieze their assets and redistribute them via progressive social programs and public works projects. More communism, everyone wins.

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May 27, 2008

Kanthulhu posted:

I agree with full communism but I also know this won't ever happen and everything is futile.

gently caress you! It's my hopeless dream, and I'll blither about it impotently on the internet if I drat well please.

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May 27, 2008
More ministerial blithering, more shitposts for Bernie!

Will these dreams still follow me
On of dark obscurity?
Can't you see it up in the sky
As it kicks you in the face and lets you die
You never have the answers
And now you tell me the facts of life
I really couldn't be bothered with you
Get out of my face and watch me die
Bernie inside! Bernie inside!

Absolution and a frozen room
Are dreams of men below
I try to grab it but the touch is hot
The mirrors collapses, but the image can not
I'm scared of darkness in a light
I scare myself cause I know I'm right
I see the evil in your savage eye
As it cuts right through the sky
Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside!
Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside!

Calling the mantra with a blade in the skin
For the demons within
I feel the pain is the death and decay
But the lesson never fades away
Too little shadows, turn away
Another man through the window pane
Another slave and a victim of fate
Another lesson in hate
Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside!
Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside! Bernie inside!

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May 27, 2008

Another page, another couple of bucks stolen from goons and redistributed to Bernie.

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May 27, 2008

Fasdar posted:

and got the alligator a job working at TCBY.

Truly, a Peacemaker.

Is that why going to TCBY always costs me an arm and a leg?

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May 27, 2008

z0glin Warchief posted:

Man what a terrible page snipe

Any page snipe in this thread is a good snipe. More shitposts for Bernie!

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May 27, 2008

you irl posted:

bernie sanders: hard, or hardest?

hardester(est).

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May 27, 2008

Nuclearmonkee posted:

So chaingun robot arms and a nuclear warhead with a built in dead man switch then.

A nuclear warhead?

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May 27, 2008

readingatwork posted:

gently caress Hillary I'm voting for Bernie even if he drops out.

Write in for the win. Bernie for POTUS!

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May 27, 2008
Just took a piss, had a Berning sensation. For a brief second I considered seeing a doctor, then I realized that my junk was Berning for Bernie.

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May 27, 2008

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

Keep posting guys, dont let the dream die

:justpost: keep Saint Bernie at the top of my bookmarks list.

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May 27, 2008

Adventure Pigeon posted:

I would be okay with president comrade sanders.

That's El Senor Presidente Comrade Sanders. Get it right fellow drone.

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May 27, 2008

Zev posted:

A shitpost for sanders is a shitpost for socialism is a shitpost for a better tomorrow.

:agreed:

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May 27, 2008
I got bored. Time to shitpost for Bernie while there's still a chance!

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May 27, 2008

readingatwork posted:

FACT: If elected Bernie Sanders will shed his mortal coil and reveal his true form as the great demon lord Baphomet. Fire and destruction will be rained down upon all as the continents themselves sink into the sea. He will also implement single-payer healthcare.

Sounds good to me. I'd ask where to sign up, but I kinda already did that. Still, nice to have my decisions validated.

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May 27, 2008

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

FACT: Bernie Sanders has hosed your mom and might be your dad

I wish. My dad's a former psychedelic hippie turned Republican. We don't talk politics.

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May 27, 2008

ethanol posted:

i would be totally ok with it if bernie decides to purge the congress

I believe that's step 0 of his agenda.

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May 27, 2008

Zev posted:

Will to post... Fading. Need... to... sleep... forgive me Bernie.


Sleep is for the weak. Drink more coffee and poo poo more posts. For the Bern man.

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May 27, 2008

The Shortest Path posted:

Just post the part where Dany shits a lot, on every page of this thread.

Pro tier shitposting tip here.

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May 27, 2008

:nexus::justpost:

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May 27, 2008

InterFaced posted:

Goons are high on Bernie. I am glad of it.

Bern one for Bernie :catdrugs:

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May 27, 2008

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Bernie Sanders is my friend

Fernie Sanders is my frond.

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May 27, 2008

redshirt posted:

I'd be pro Bernie if he had a snowballs chance of winning, but he doesn't.

You all realize that, right?

SILENCE INFIDEL!

Bern the unbeliever!

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May 27, 2008

hemophilia posted:

you don't even need to lie about the bible you can take entire chapters from the gospels and a lot of verse from acts and the epistles and put it side by side to anything bernie says and there's probably a lot overlap

This. Jesus was a dirty socialist.

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May 27, 2008

Bern man looking constipated here. Needs more fiber.

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May 27, 2008

jarofpiss posted:

it's a truth bomb and he's just about to drop it

Good point. We need to get Bernie into the oval office, where he can rule eternally while making GBS threads light on the heads of the damned.

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May 27, 2008

Barracuda Bang! posted:

My favorite redistribution of wealth is to the Sanders campaign

Redistributing goon wealth. One shitpost at a time.

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May 27, 2008

jarofpiss posted:

i am that person and for every person i know irl that has been understandably negative about his chances i've pointed out how pumped i am for this campaign. and everyone knows how down on this shitbag world i am.

Ditto. Gonna vote for the first time since I was 18 and dad threatened to kick my rear end and throw me out if I didn't. :feelsgood:

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May 27, 2008

Cubey posted:

call your dad and tell him to vote for bernie sanders

OK. But it'll have to wait until tomorrow. The ensuing lecture will take up way too much shitposting time. Deadline is too close. Must post for Bernie.

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May 27, 2008
Bernie Sanders is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all goons.

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May 27, 2008
Bern the church,
Bern the state,
Redistribute the money that makes us hate.

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May 27, 2008

TEAYCHES posted:

would u eat a bug for bernie

I would eat the rich for Bernie.

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