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huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
yeah okay i agree that it's time a lone nut assassinated bernie

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huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

natetimm posted:

The only way Sanders gets over the hump is if somehow miraculously the youth vote shows up. Anyone interested in getting him elected better spend a lot of time imploring college students and other people under 25 to get their rear end to the polls. Clinton holds way too many of the old guard democratic institutions in her pocket right now. The only way to counter that is to change the demographics of the party itself by engaging the youth.

yeah, young people showing up to the DNC would be awesome

wait i think that happened in 1968





lol we're so, so hosed

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Frijolero posted:

lol

Warren has literally done nothing. Bernie Sanders has been Mayor, Representative, Senator, and overall badass for 20+ years.

so make him VP, they have more power apparently anyway

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
Bernishing the furnishings

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
hey numbnuts

taxation and welfare isn't socialism, it's the market-friendly alternative and no wonder it's poo poo

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

none of this really matters considering this is the year obama declares martial law and puts all dissenters in fema camps

then we'll declare bernie the augustus of the west, it's as good an idea as any in tyool 2015+

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
if he doesn't get the democratic nomination i'm going accelerationism/4d chess again and voting libertarian

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
no but my ideology is why i felt bad about it made good on all my fuckups, hence me not being permanently banned

i got a pretty sweet free red text out of it too

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Concerned Citizen posted:

bernie sanders is a huge supporter of the f-35

osama bin laden supports it too! bernie sanders: amongst the greatest americans

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
lol @ anyone who has an ideology. i'm perfectly centrist and i vote

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
*furiously checks the internet to discern where the center of the overton window lies on election day*

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
well its clear our one chance at perfection is lost, guess we better continue to support the iron grip of the transnats

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

I live in a Red State and it would be an honor to be stoned to death due to my supporting this stupendous human being.

i literally can't wait to go door to door pitching a socialist to my flyover state neighbors

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
holky gently caress thanks for the avatar

this rules

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Oceanlife posted:

if socialism works explain the ussr

they didn't use horizontalist democracy/autogestion which is a pretty important part of socialism

huskarl_marx fucked around with this message at 04:04 on May 1, 2015

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

mysterious frankie posted:

Our candidate of choice is so hot that I have third degree Bernies over 80% of my body

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i'll vote for hillary if she makes references to galla placidia because im a classics fag

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i wish donald trump would start his own political party to make the US an explicit empire

say what you will about the trumpster, he's no empire denier

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Rubies posted:

I felt a bunch of feelings about Obama and was actually moved to tears when he was elected, imagining me and my fellow Americans from all walks of life tending public gardens and poo poo. Now I just see him as a (somewhat more likable than usual) corporate pawn. Can someone explain to a not-very-political person why this won't happen again with my main man Bernie? Honestly my mind is already running wild with visions of all the factories moving back and everyone volunteering at after school programs and I don't want to feel stupid again :/

there's a nonzero chance he'll get assassinated by the teamsters so they can get their own guy up there

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
bernie sanders supports corrective rape for male misbehavior


just kidding, that's the rest of america

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Fiend posted:

Is Gulag that Hungarian pasta dish served with tomatoes and meatballs?

youre thinking of the italo-hungarian dish gabagoulash

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Under the vegetable posted:

Well, he said something about universal single-payer healthcare for like three or four minutes before quietly shifting into promoting Mitt Romney's Massachusetts health care plan.

white folks have to build up street cred for loving years or be born into a dynasty before they can pull off the blatant sheistiness of obama's career, i think we should write an article about black privilege vis-a-vis this fact

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

InterFaced posted:

When Bernie Sanders takes his shirt off he's actually quite ripped, like groundskeeper Willy.

who invited putin's gang

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
also I think republican primaries are an excellent target for hardline syndicalists, they've already got the red, just need a little splash of black

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
^^ and she could have bill as the running mate and resign to fill the spot giving us a third bill clinton term

Neptr posted:

I see Bernie saying down with this and down with that, but what does Bernie want to bring up? Up with what, socialism?

I'd be all for that, I just want to see something constructive, not destructive

how about 1 trill in infrastructure spending

instant jobs and you're not going to be devoured by a collapsing bridge headed to work one day

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
a vote for anybody but bernie is a vote for waiting around until bridges collapse before doing anything about it

say to the hillary or jeb machines 'hey lets fix our poo poo' they say 'whats in it for me?' status quo motherfuckers getting rich

generations can go by without the chance to put a philosopher king into power i sure as hell am going to jump in with both feet if not only for historical involvement

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
Alan Grayson is the only person who comes close at the federal level

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Concerned Citizen posted:

grayson isn't left-wing

yeah grayson is a reformist at best but he's pretty critical of financial world trade

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
he could pull off a convincing lyndon johnson/jimmy carter act is what im saying

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
I want to see The Office: SCOTUS edition there's a huge potential for that 'look at the camera' thing and with the right actor, Clarence Thomas' patented Complete Silence On All Issues, Vote As Scalia Does schtick could be funny as gently caress

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Quantum Finger posted:

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  AND  FACE  TO  BERNSAND

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
this elections turning out to be a real bernberner

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

jarofpiss posted:

bern down the white house

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huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
we should probably get a thread set up to coordinate primary efforts, also information about how to attend your democratic primary

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Zev posted:

Holy poo poo, what the gently caress is this even?

loving LOL

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i got yr veep right here

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
bern one for me

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
*farts*

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huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
anyone remember cumthinker?

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